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Clips from Seinfeld - The Ex-Girlfriend (S02E02)

"People kiss."
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"Yeah."
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"Well..."
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"Night."
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"Good night."
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"- I got it. This time I got it. - All right."
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"Hips. See, it's all in the hips."
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"Gotta come through with the hips first."
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"That is out there."
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"- Joe's? - No. Supermarket."
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"- It's... It's okay. - Let me taste that."
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"See? That stinks."
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"- I'll take it back. - I don't care about it."
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"Jerry, have you ever tak en a bath in the dark?"
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"I'm not talking into the soap right now."
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"Who was that?"
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"- I thought you were getting rid of her. - I was."
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"Yeah, no kidding."
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"I feel terrible."
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"I've seen her a couple of times since then..."
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"She's got this psychosexual hold over me. I just want her."
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"Psychosexual."
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"I don't know how I'm gonna tell him."
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"Man, I don't understand people."
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"Why would George want to deprive you of pleasure?"
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"Some jerk that he doesn't even know?"
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"- He can't kill me, right? - You're a human being."
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"She called me. I never called her. She started it."
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"- You're flesh and blood. - I'm a nice guy."
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"- Hi. - Hi, Elaine."
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"My little airplane lamp."
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"You have the slowest elevator in the entire city."
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"Apartment elevators are always slower than offices..."
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"...because you don't have to be home on time."
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"- Unless you're married to a dictator. - Yeah."
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"Because they'd be very demanding people."
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"I imagine at some point somebody's gonna offer me some cantaloupe?"
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"Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit."
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"Well, I'm taking this back."
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"So I had what you might call a little encounter this morning."
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"- Yes. - You talk to him?"
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"At first I was just gonna walk on by but then I thought, No, no."
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"- Do not be afraid of this man. - Right."
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"So I walked up behind him, tapped him on the shoulder and said:"
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"And he furrows his brow..."
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"So I said to him... I said, You little phoney."
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"I said, How do you go from that to totally ignoring a person..."
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"...when they walk by? - This is amazing."
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"And he says, Look, I just didn't want to say hello anymore, all right?"
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"And I said, Fine. I didn't want to say hello anymore either."
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"But I just wanted you to know that I'm aware of it."
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"You've inspired me. I'm gonna call George about something right now."
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"This cantaloupe stinks."
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"- You mean that? - Absolutely."
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"- How could you not care? - I don't know, but I don't."
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"Actually, I'm almost happy to hear it."
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"- I thought you'd be upset. - I guess I should be, but I'm not."
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"Am I a bad person? Did I do something terrible?"
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"You're a fine person. You're a humanitarian."
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"She's very sexy."
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"- That voice. She's driving me crazy. - I know. I know."
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"See her tonight. See her tomorrow. Go, knock yourself out."
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"- I can't stop thinking about it. - I'm okay. I'm fine."
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"I'm wonderful. I never felt better in my whole life."
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"Good."
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"I'll tell you what."
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"You don't have to pay the $35 I gave the chiropractor..."
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"You paid that crook?"
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"- I had to. - He didn't do anything, Jerry."
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"- It's a scam. Who told you to do that? - It was embarrassing to me."
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"I was trying to make a point."
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"What's wrong?"
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"What do I do?"
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"So you want to come up for a few minutes?"
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"Really?"
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"- I thought... - I know."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I just didn't expect it from the way you've been acting."
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"Are you sure you want to talk about this? I sure don't."
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"Tuesday night? What happened Tuesday night?"
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"I saw your act."
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"My act? What does that have to do with anything?"
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"Well, to be honest..."
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"...it just didn't make it for me."
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"I can't believe this."
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"What are you saying? You didn't like my act?"
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"So that's it?"
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"I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do."
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"You're a cashier."
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"Look, Jerry, it just wasn't my kind of humour."
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"You can't go by the audience. It was late, they were terrible."
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"I heard the material."
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"Women need to like the job of the guy they're with."
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"Men know this."
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"But we know that in the future, traffic will get even worse than that."
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"- People break up all the time. - Every day."
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"But eventually, you have to come back with:"
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"We're in my apartment, I'm on the couch, she's on the chair."
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"I didn't want to meet them. I kept trying to avoid it."
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"Do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone?"
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"I'll have to stick my chin on top of the seat."
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"I think you're afraid to sit next to a man."
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"- Did you get a haircut? - Nope. Shower."
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"Anyway, after we met, whenever we'd run into each other in the street..."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"Why do people do that?"
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"That's two long-distance calls I've made to you. Why can't you...?"
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"The other thing is, if you don't like anything..."
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"I get to the top of the wall, the front door..."
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"I take one last look around the penitentiary, and I jump!"
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"See? Never as bad as you imagine."
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"- No, thank you. - It's the best cantaloupe I've had."
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"It could be dangerous, sexually. Something could happen."
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"They're my books."
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"So, what did you do?"
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"...but, my God, we've had three lunches and a movie..."
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"They finally call you."
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"I was in there for two minutes. He didn't do anything."
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"No, no, no. I pay what I say."
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"Definitely."
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