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Clips from Seinfeld - The Ex-Girlfriend (S02E02)

"I took her home one night. We started up a little in the car."
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"Is it just me?"
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"Better that she should sleep with someone else?"
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"Really? That guy who stopped saying hello?"
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"Hi, remember me?"
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"...as if he's really trying to figure it out."
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"You are the queen of confrontation."
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"- She's too crazy for me. - All right. As long as you're okay."
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"Why don't you make a point with your own doctor?"
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"- I think I swallowed a fly. - Oh, God."
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"I swallowed a fly!"
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"Then one day..."
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"What's her number?"
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"...because they call it the waiting room. They're gonna use it."
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"You pretend you read it, but you're really looking at other people."
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"I have other stuff."
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"You should come see me on the weekend."
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"Listen, why don't you shower up..."
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"Is this the best lane for me, for my life?"
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"And then the verbal hellos stopped..."
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"Same thing happened in The Blob."
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"Books, books, I need my books."
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"So fine, I figure, that's where this relationship is finally gonna settle."
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"- No. - Leave a message. I'll call you back."
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"- You're kidding. - No, I don't care."
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"Am I being entertained? I don't understand this."
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"You don't want them doing anything..."
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"...and I know I can't go any further, but..."
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"- Does George know? - No. He'd go nuts."
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"It's just so much fluff."
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"Polite nodding."
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"I knew it would only get me in deeper."
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"...for the rest of your bill."
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"What can happen?"
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"So it must have been 95 degrees that night..."
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"She asked me out first. She called me up."
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"...their lane choice. Never quite sure:"
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"- No, you won't. - Yes, I will, George."
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"- You said, You little phoney? - I did. I most certainly did."
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"I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night."
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"Which is why we make up the phoney, bogus names for the jobs we have."
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"I'm in development, research, consulting."
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"Men just go, Really, slaughterhouse? That where you work? Interesting."
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"- I have no stomach for these things. - Do it like a Band-Aid."
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"He's a teacher or something."
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"Now there's this intense animosity whenever we pass."
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"- No, really. - I'll get you a piece."
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"No, it's not your fault."
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"I'm gonna have to wait in that little room all by myself, aren't I?"
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"I hate the little room."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- You can't eat that. Take that back. - I'm not taking it back."
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"Right. Exactly."
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"I can see her tonight and you don't care?"
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"I'm sorry, Jerry. I just don't think this is gonna work."
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"It's partially you, yeah."
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"You're his friend."
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