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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Charges and Specs (S01E01)

"I didn't wash my hands, and I don't care."
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"Let's just get it out there."
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"Charles, wait!"
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"Yes?"
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"Your food dehydrator."
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"It's official."
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"- Life is a pit. - Excuse me?"
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"No, Gina, I bought this with the money"
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"Ah. Commissioner Podolski."
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"Yay, enemies for life."
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"He runs a major charity,"
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"I told you to back off."
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"No, this is me scoring in your face!"
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"Chatter? Sorry, I know."
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"You have to trust me."
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"Breakups are cartoony, thumbs down."
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"They make people feel face-with-xs-for-the-eyes."
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"the depth and complexity of my thoughts,"
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"That was the end of an eight-year relationship."
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"Ugh."
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"Listen to this text Boyle just sent me."
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"I hope I never go through one again."
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"Really?"
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"You think you'll spend the rest of your life with Teddy?"
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"What? No."
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"I remember my worst breakup."
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"Jake, I don't wanna go out anymore."
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"But it's my bar Mitzvah."
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"He's the executor of my will."
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"And why didn't you tell me about this?"
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"Now, get out of my office."
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"Fine."
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"I don't need those. You're not suspended yet."
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"Ah. Good morning, Captain."
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"I got you your favorite breakfast, a plain bagel and a water."
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"Look, my best chance of not getting suspended"
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"is proving that Wint is guilty."
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"I got a confidential informant I need you to meet."
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"You continue to work this case against my direct orders?"
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"You astound me as well."
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"My internal GPS has been recalculating for a week."
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"This is Isaac."
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"into a duffel bag and bring it to Wint community center,"
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"I need you to sign it before I can take it to a judge."
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"All right, Isaac, thank you."
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"All right, guys."
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"We have Peralta's hearing at 4:00."
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"Present."
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"I listened to him talk about Vivian's lips for over two hours."
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"So ample."
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"Rosa."
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"No."
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"I know you're having a hard time, but I think I can fix this."
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"There's this thing that I do whenever I... Feel."
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"Okay. This feels right."
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"Ah! Ooh!"
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"Judge Mindel has a reputation for being strict and proper."
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"I will not."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Excuse me a moment. Mm-hmm."
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"This is going terribly. New plan."
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"Oh, no."
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"And my girlfriend Chiaki? She broke my heart."
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"until my roommates showed me how to vent my feelings."
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"We got a warrant. But now, we need a plan."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"- ♪ I want to... ♪ - ♪ Thank you ♪"
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"♪ For lettin' me be myself ♪"
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"♪ Again ♪"
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"♪ Thank you for let... ♪"
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"Let's head up."
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"Okay, I'll see you in a little bit."
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"I know we're all concerned about Boyle,"
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"So just keep your answers long."
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"Embrace the void."
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"I took Vivian on our first real date in that car."
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"Vivian is my fiancee."
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"My ex-fiancee."
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"I will."
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"that "matter at hand" was one of Vivian's favorite expressions."
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"Good lord."
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"All right. The linoleum awaits, my dear."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Yeah. Let's dance this way."
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"How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time?"
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"Title of my sex tape."
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"Title of my sex tape."
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"As far as I can recall, Detective Peralta"
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"And the very fact that you have him on trial"
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"Look, I've known Jake forever."
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"Our friendship is little-boy- holding-little-girl's-hand."
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"Play it cool. Dance."
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"Dance, dance, dance."
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"Do you want me to actually show you how to do this"
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"Yes. Okay."
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"We need a distraction."
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"Gotcha."
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"I need you to do something."
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"No, he told me to get fired."
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"Why? I don't know."
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"He said to do it, and the next thing I knew, I was just yelling."
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"And your grandmothers' little dogs."
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"We believe that Wint has ties to the Ianucci crime family."
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"That's one of the best crime families."
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"My name is Duncan buck."
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"I was raised on a oil rig by 90 men and 1 prostitute."
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"Even better. This could be very dangerous."
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"Can you just let me have this?"
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"What I'm about to tell you cannot leave this room."
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"Boyle, I want you to have my desk."
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"Rosa, you can have my locker."
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"But you will be missed."
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"You're all a bunch of pigs!"
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"I smell bacon!"
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"This whole place reeks of bacon."
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"All right, everyone. I wanna make a toast."
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"To you guys."
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"Comin' through!"
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"Hmm."
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"I'm really good at it."
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