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Clips from Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

"- Let it go, man. - No, we can get it."
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"I'll take my shoe off. Okay."
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"Now, take your shoe off, and you get it."
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"- Okay. - Get it. That's it. That's it, that's it."
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"[ Together ] Oh, my God!"
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"You guys can't do anything right."
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"Why do you have to mess everything up?"
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"Oh!"
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"I got three words: anger management."
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"Yeah! Dude, we really need to find your car."
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"- [ Tires Screech ] - Hey! [ Shouting ]"
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"Hey. Sorry about yanking you off the street like that, but we really need to talk to you."
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"- Who are you guys? My name is Zarnoff."
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"This is Zabu, Zellnor..."
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"Zelbor, Zelmina and, uh, Jeff."
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"Hey."
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"To answer your question more specifically..."
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"we are the recipients of instructions from extraterrestrials..."
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"regarding the interstellar path to outer space."
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"[ Together ] Oh."
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"Okay. [ Both Laughing ]"
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"We have been sent by our wise and powerful leader-"
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"- [ All ] Zoltan. - To find you..."
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"and recover the Continuum Transfunctioner."
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"Hey... have you guys ever been to Uranus?"
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"that leads us to believe that last night you were in possession..."
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"ofthe Continuum Transfunctioner. Where is it now?"
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"is exceeded only by its power."
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"- [ All ] Zoltan. - Zoltan."
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"Thank you, Jeff. Good point. Trust no one, except for us."
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"Wait a second. Let's recap."
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"Last night, we lost my car; we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper;"
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"and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce."
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"Thanks, dude."
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"- You're right on time. You pick up special suits. - Huh?"
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"Mr. Lee, tailor, make special suits for you."
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"Come on!"
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"Ohh! Dude, you got a tattoo!"
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"What? [ Laughing ] So do you, dude!"
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"No! [ Laughing ]"
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"- Dude, what does my tattoo say? - Sweet!"
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"- What about mine? - Dude. What does mine say?"
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"- Sweet. What about mine? - Dude. What does mine say?"
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"Sweet! What about mine?"
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"Sweeeet-ah! What about mine?"
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"Duuude-ah! What does mine say?"
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"Sweeeet! [ Muttering ] I've had it."
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"Idiots! [ Speaking Chinese Language ]"
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"- Got it? - Oh."
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"- Ai-yah! - Sorry."
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"Hey—"
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"Sorry. Sorry."
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"♪♪ [ Rock ]"
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"- [ Together ] Shibby! - Very sharp. Very sharp."
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"You two number one, extra-special, very good-looking guys."
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"- We bought these last night? - Yeah."
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"You were pretty- [ Chinese ] last night."
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"- How much are these? - You already paid for."
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"I just do some minor alterations- you know, add the secret pockets you order."
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"Oh, dude!"
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"[ Cooing ]"
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"- [ Crashes, Squawks ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"- Cool. - Excuse me, but how did we pay for these suits?"
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"You pay cash. Cold, hard cash."
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"Crispy, new hundred dollar bills."
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"[ Phone Ringing ]"
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"- [ Beeps ] - Hello."
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"Dude, we bought cell phones."
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"♪♪ [ Ends ]"
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"- But who's Johnny Potsmoker? - That's my alter ego."
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"- Wait. No, I thought that was my alter ego. - No!"
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"That's my alter ego. Your alter ego is Smokey McPot."
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"Okay, dude. There it is. Break time's over."
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"Time to find my car."
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"[ Woman ] Are you Jesse and Chester?"
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"- Huh? - Are you Jesse and Chester?"
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"Ifyou are Jesse and Chester, perhaps we will give you erotic pleasure."
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"- We are looking for the Continuum Transfunctioner. - Who are you guys?"
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"The Continuum Transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device."
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"- And? - And its mystery is only exceeded by its power."
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"We will give you pleasure now ifyou give us the Continuum Transfunctioner."
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"Let me get your proposition straight."
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"then we give you the Continuum Transfunctioner?"
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"No. First, you give us the Continuum Transfunctioner..."
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"- [ Sighs ] - I've heard that one before."
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"- Then, ifthere's time, you could take care of my friend. - Deal."
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"Come here. Dude, those space nerds told us not to trust anybody."
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"Yeah. But, for the love of God, they're offering us oral pleasure."
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"Wh—"
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"Okay."
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"Uh, we were just going to get it."
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"You guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to screw with."
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"- You're pinching me. - Ha!"
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"Let's see what the cops have to say about this, huh?"
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"Busted! B-U-S-T."
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"I saw this on Cops! Hit hard and hit back!"
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"Yeah. We don't remember."
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"Where were you between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a. m. last night?"
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"I told you. Okay, we— we don't remember anything."
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"Where were you last night between the hours of midnight and 2:00 a. m.?"
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"- Now do you remember? - [ Both ] No."
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"[ Coffee Sizzling ]"
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"- How about now? - No."
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"- Now are you ready to talk? - Dude, we don't remember."
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"Okay. Here are the whips you guys wanted."
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"- It's the doughnut guys. - Huh?"
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"These two were at the Frenchy Donut House last night when me and Louie came in."
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"We started talkin', and they ended up buying doughnuts for the whole precinct."
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"Uh, let's see. Must've been between midnight and 2:00 a. m."
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"Damn! You can't be the guys we're looking for. Sorry."
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"Listen, I'm really sorry about all this."
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"Yeah. Uh, that— I'm— That was me. I'm sorry about that one, fellas."
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"You got it. [ Laughs ]"
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"Nothin'. I just, uh— Boy. Okay. Geez."
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"Did you guys say you wanted your car back or you wanted it impounded?"
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"- Uh... we want the car back, please. - Oh, I see."
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"I accidentally sent y-your car, uh, to the impound."
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"- [ Together ] Rick. - I know. Uh, I can definitely tell you this:"
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"that you guys can get the car back in a couple of days."
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"We don't have a couple of days. We need the car back now."
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