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Clips from Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

"- Yeah. Say, uh... - [ Phones Ringing ]"
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"how about a treat, a nice Bavarian cream?"
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"That's a good one there."
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"Oh! Geez. You got me."
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"Hey, fellas, who's the goose? Me."
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"You're such a jokester."
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"And one."
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"And two. Damn!"
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"I don't know where those two slackers are, but I bet you those punks over there do."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"What are you doing hanging out with those jerks, anyway?"
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"They were just being nice to me, unlike someone I know."
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"Maybe it's time I find someone who has a more sensitive side to him..."
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"Okay, guys, listen up. We're gonna find Jesse and Chester."
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"However, ifyou recover the Continuum Transfunctioner from them and bring it to us..."
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"then it's jerk-bashing time!"
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"- [ Guys Laughing ] Yeah! - Oh, yeah."
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"We'll send those chicks to meet the twins."
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"- That'll put these dudes in some hot water. - [ Cheering ]"
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"- [ Electronic Beeping ] - Try it again, and just knock it out ofthe park."
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"All right. Give it a shot."
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"Now, just concentrate on the beep, swing as hard as you can..."
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"and keep your ear on the ball, okay?"
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"- Do you knowJesse and Chester? - Pardon me?"
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"We are looking forJesse and Chester. Have you seen them?"
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"- Who are you? - We are extremely hot chicks with large breasts."
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"Really?"
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"- All right, Sammy. You're up next. - Okay-"
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"What the- Sis."
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"Bye, ladies. I need to be alone now."
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"- We are looking forJesse and Chester. - Who are you guys?"
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"We are not guys. We are hot chicks."
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"- Well, we don't know where they are. - And, frankly, we don't care."
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"- [Jesse ] Dude, let's call Nelson. - [ Chester ] Yeah."
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"See if he's home."
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"- [ Ringing ] - Hello?"
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"Your buddy Nelson's busy at the moment."
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"Why don't you tell me where that Continuum Transfunctioner is."
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"Uh... no hablo English."
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"Your idiot friend's dead meat unless I get that Continuum Transfunctioner."
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"[ Nelson ] Jackyl! Get your pipe!"
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"- [ Growls ] - Ohh! My balls!"
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"He knows about the Continuum Transfunctioner."
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"Those double-crossing sexy, sexy sluts!"
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"I am so sick of hearing about this Continuum Transfunctioner thing."
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"[ Swedish Accent ] It is a very mysterious and powerful device."
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"[ Both ] And its mystery is only exceeded by its powers."
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"[ Both ] Screw the universe?"
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"- [ Roars ] - Hai-yah!"
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"[ Woman Narrating ] Chimpanzees often use sticks as crude tools."
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"[ Knock At Door ]"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"[Jesse ] What are you guys doing here?"
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"We just wanted to see how that car trouble thing was going."
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"Oh, the car."
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"Is that that shop run by those beautiful women in blackjumpsuits?"
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"The ones you were hanging out with earlier today?"
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"Today's our anniversary, and not only do you not have gifts—"
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"- But you guys ditch us for- - [ Both ] Some big-breasted bimbos-"
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"- [ Both ] Twice. - You guys are sucky boyfriends."
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"[ Both ] It's over."
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"We are sucky boyfriends."
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"- I bet we got them sucky gifts. - Yeah."
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"Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach."
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"No. No. You know what the feeling is?"
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"It's love."
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"- I'm in love with Wanda, and you're in love with Wilma. - Yeah."
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"that we did buy them supercool anniversary gifts."
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"- You know why? - Uh-uh."
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"We're gonna go down to the impound lot and get the car, which has the gifts in it."
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"And then we're going to go to the twins' house and beg for them to take us back."
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"- I know. - I know your body."
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"Boys, I got some good news. We just got your car in this morning."
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"But the bad news is, not only did Officer Boyer send your car to the impound..."
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"he tagged it for auction, and it was sold this afternoon."
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"- [ Both ] Rick! - [ Laughing ]"
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"- Do you know who bought the car? - I happen to have the address right here."
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"[ Both ] All right!"
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"But it'd be against regulation 457XY2-665..."
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"to give it to you."
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"Reaching onto this side ofthe counter is not allowed."
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"- You can reach it. - You can reach it!"
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"What if I further injure myself?"
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"[ Chester Groans ] I have to do everything!"
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"Go ahead. We're good. Come on."
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"- What are you doing? - Dude, I'm stuck!"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"- You're seriously stuck? - I'm stuck!"
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"[ Laughing Hysterically ] Don't!"
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"Hold it. I got it."
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"Okay, okay."
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"- Dude, help me! - I got it. I got it."
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"We'll spit on it. You know, lubrication."
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"- That's gross, dude! - Fine."
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"- Here she comes. - Spit! Spit!"
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"I talked to my supervisor, and he said I could give you the address after all."
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"But the bad news is..."
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"- [ Screaming ] - [ Laughing ]"
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"All right, next stop: Find my car."
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"Hey, check it out. Totally gay Nordic dudes at three o'clock."
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"- Yeah. It's that easy. - Thank you both very much."
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"- Hey, don't mention it. - See you around the galaxy, dudes."
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"Time to get your car, dude."
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"♪♪ [ Hip-hop ]"
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"♪♪ [ Whistling ]"
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"Those creepy space nerds are back, dude."
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"Not quite yet."
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"Would you consider giving it to me while I continue to give you pleasure?"
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"Um... okay."
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"- Wake up, dude. - Oral pleasure?"
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"[ Gasps ] Nothing."
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"They're interstellarjumpsuits."
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"- Hey, nice interstellarjumpsuits. - Yeah."
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"- Wow! - Nice place."
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"Is this where Zoltan—"
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"- [ Chester ] A barn? - [Jesse ] Is it red?"
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"- This is creepy. - It's like a country music video."
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"All right. That's far enough. You, there."
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"Psst!"
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"Keys. [ Chuckles ]"
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