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Clips from Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

"Hey, Jackyl. [ Chuckling ]"
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"[ Chuckling ] Yeah. Bite down, killer."
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"Here comes the fun. [ Chuckling ] All right."
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"Aw, good boy, Jackyl. Good boy."
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"- [ Both Gasp ] - Breathe deep."
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"There you go."
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"- Dude, your dog's a stoner. - Can he also bong a beer?"
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"- Pretty much all he does is lie around and smoke his pipe. - [ Chiming ]"
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"When other people touch it, he does not like."
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"Sorry, Jackyl."
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"Yeah. See, he's sorry."
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"No, eat."
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"Ah. Choice excellent, my friend. I'll get the keys."
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"- [ Chiming ] - [ Whines ]"
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"[ Woman With Chinese Accent ] Chinese Foooood. May I help you?"
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"- I'd like to place an order. - What you like?"
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"- And then three orders ofwhite rice. - And then?"
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"- Oh, hey, you guys want soup? - Sure."
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"Yeah, three orders ofwonton soup."
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"- And then? - Uh... actually, I think that's about it."
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"And then?"
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"No, that's it."
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"- And then? - No and then. [ Stammers ] That's all I want."
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"And then?"
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"[ Laughing ] And then— And then, um—"
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"And then nothin' else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?"
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"And then?"
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"Uh, no, no. See, all I want..."
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"is the three orders ofthe garlic chicken and the three orders of rice."
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"- [ Groans ] And then? - And the soup, dude."
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"Oh, and the wonton soup."
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"- And then? - And the cookies fortune."
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"the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies, and that's it."
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"[ Growling ] And then?"
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"Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games."
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"- And then? - No! No and then!"
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"- And then? And then? - No and then!"
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"- No and then! - And then? - No and then!"
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"- And then? And then? - No and then!"
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"- You know, you're really starting to piss me off, lady. - And then?"
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"if you say "and then" again!"
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"And then?"
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"Come on, Nelson. Just help us find my car!"
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"Well, I'm not the one that called the Dalai Lama a fag."
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"Elfuego of all that is elfuego."
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"Did she just wave at us?"
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"No way. She would never wave at us."
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"Then why did she just wave at us?"
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"I don't know. Maybe she thinks we're other people—"
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"people she waves to."
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"♪♪ [ Ends ]"
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"- That was some crazy party, huh? - Hey, have you seen my car?"
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"- Money? - Don't you remember you had that suitcase full of money?"
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"[ Laughing ] A suitcase full of money?"
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"- Hoo-hoos? - You mean..."
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"- How about now? - No. [ Chuckling ]"
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"How about now?"
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"I'm a little bit fuzzy too. Maybe if I could get..."
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"a little refresher course here."
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"All right."
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"Guys like you could never score with a chick like this."
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"Next time I catch you guys bothering my girlfriend, stoner-bashing time."
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"- [ Both ] Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"[ Both ] Okay."
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"Consider this your warning. [ Snaps Fingers ]"
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"- [ Both Laughing ] - Let's get out of here."
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"- [ Shouting ] - Chester!"
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"That Christie Boner is superhot."
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"Where did we get a suitcase full of money, man? And why don't we have it now?"
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"Maybe we deposited it in a Swiss bank account."
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"Dude."
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"Look, everyone. It's Mr. Jesse and Mr. Chester."
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"Good afternoon, Jesse, Chester. How are we feeling today?"
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"A little fuzzy. [ Laughs ]"
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"Hi, Chester. Hi, Jesse."
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"Did you guys enjoy yourselves last night?"
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"wet lap dance?"
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"Uh... of course. How can I forget?"
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"You want to do it again?"
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"Didn't I get some sort of special lap dance?"
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"just how superspecial can a slippery lap dance be?"
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"[ Man's Voice ] What the hell were you thinking, throwing my money around?"
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"- That wasn't part ofthe plan. - You're a—"
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"I'm a gender-challenged male."
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"Ah— You— [ Groans ]"
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"It's- [ Grunts ]"
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"- Stolen money? I— - $200,000."
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"- $200,000? - I gave you the suitcase and left."
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"You guys were supposed to meet me, but you never showed up."
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"Where's that suitcase?"
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"♪♪ [ Dance ]"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Where's that suitcase?"
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"- It's... in my car. - Then get it, fast..."
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"or else you'll be singing soprano."
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"I'm surrounded by break-dancing strippers."
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"Seriously, dude, this is an emergency."
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"So is this, dude. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency."
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"Well, I touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo;"
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"we're on the hook for $200,000 that belongs to a transsexual stripper;"
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"- I'd say we were pretty wasted. - Dude, we really need to find your car."
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"The twins. But we can't show up without the anniversary gifts."
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"And then when we find the car, we'll give 'em the real gifts."
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"- I don't know. - Trust me."
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"♪♪ [ Rock ]"
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"We are so dead."
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"I roger that."
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"- [ Burps ] - [ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"We've been cleaning all morning. What do you guys have to say for yourselves?"
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"[ Together ] Happy anniversary!"
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"[ Chuckles ]"
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"But y-y-you— you could use the box to keep-"
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"You'd keep... ribbons."
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"Oh, no. It looks like you're already done."
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"All we have to do is take out the trash."
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"Guess they haven't been outside yet. Oh."
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"Yeah. You deserve it after all this hard work. Go ahead and pamper yourselves."
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"- Slow and steady, good buddy. - Ten-four."
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"- You gave me the heavy end. - [ Muttering ] Wait."
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