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Clips from Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

"We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner."
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
"They want to destroy the universe."
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"We came to this planet last night to escape the clutches ofthose evil space sluts."
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"- Bye-bye, universe. - He's right, dude. We're gonna make the wrong decision."
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"- But we can't remember a thing! - [ Beeps ]"
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"- Uh-oh. - You gotta hurry!"
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"- Not now, Jeff! - Zip it."
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"[Jesse And Chester ] The pudding!"
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"Wow! Morphing is cool!"
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"Me too, son. Me too."
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"- You gotta activate the- - [ All ] Proton accelerator annihilation beam!"
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"Hurry! Activate it, dude!"
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"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"
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"- I can't reach it! - Deep in your consciousness you must look!"
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"- I like the way he talks. - [ Thunderous Footsteps ]"
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"[ Cheering, Applause ]"
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"[ Pants ] Christie, honey, could you give me a hand?"
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"[ Urinating ]"
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"- Here you go. - Thanks for your help, Jesse and Chester."
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"You mean you guys don't remember? Damn, you were wasted last night."
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"[ Device Whirring Sporadically ]"
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"♪♪ [ Rock ]"
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"- Morning, guys. - [ Chester And Jesse ] Morning, Gene."
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"- Dude, that's really annoying. - Sorry."
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"Oh. [ Chuckles ]"
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"[Jesse And Chester ] Berets?"
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"- Wow. - Me first."
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"[ Aliens Reading Card ]"
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"♪♪ [ Choir Vocalizing ]"
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"- [Jesse ] My back itches, dude. - [ Wanda ] Jesse you got a tattoo!"
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"- [ Chester ] What about mine? - [ Wilma ] Sweet!"
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"♪♪ [ Human Beatbox ]"
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"- Sweet! - Dude!"
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"- I am fun-loving. I like charades. - Shut up!"
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"- Come on. Say it. - [ Laughing ]"
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"[ Boys ] Zoltan!"
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"- [ Woman ] Uh-huh. And then? - And then we went and, uh—"
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"- [ Woman ] And then? - Got those sweetjumpsuits so we could look sh—"
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"I am fun-loving... without my clothes."
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"The protomic incin— The-The gray thing, dummy!"
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"- You guys have to cut. - [ Man ] Cut."
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"[ Radio Static ]"
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"♪♪ [ Ends ]"
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"[ Alarm Ringing ]"
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"[ Chittering ]"
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"♪♪ [ Ends ]"
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"What's up?"
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"Man, I just had the craziest dream."
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"- About what? - I don't remember."
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"[ Zipper Unzips ]"
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"- [ Gene Urinating ] - What did we do last night?"
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"I don't know. [ Chuckles ] Wait."
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"- The twins had a party. Right. - Right."
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"Were we there?"
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"Did I get any messages?"
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"Nope."
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"See you tomorrow, Gene."
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"Oh, I thought he was your friend."
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"No, no. I don't know him."
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"- Chimpanzees are lively- - I'm starving!"
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"It's... pudding."
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"I always wondered what a fridge full of pudding would look like."
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"Is it possible that we got so wasted last night..."
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"[ Ringing ]"
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"Please leave your shibby at the beep. Shibby!"
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"- [ Beeps ] - [ Girl ] What happened to you guys last night?"
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"You show up with a bunch of people, pizzas and a keg, and now our house is trashed."
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"[ Girl #1 ] And now you're probably just sitting on the couch in your underwear-"
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"- Playing stupid thumb wars- - Wearing those ridiculous army helmets—"
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"We just wanted to call and thank you guys for trashing our house."
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"- Good thing we already bought them gifts. - Yeah."
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"So..."
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"where are the gifts?"
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"- They must be in your car. - Right, they're in the car."
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"What do you think they mean by special treats?"
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"Special treats is code for sex."
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"- and I want some answers! - [ Both ] Uh-oh."
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"- Open up this damn door! [ Banging On Door ] - It's open!"
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"[ Pounding ]"
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"Mr. Pizzacoli! Hi!"
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"- How you doin'? - Thirty pizzas didn't get delivered last night!"
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"If I ever found out you was taking my pizza home for your own eatin' pleasure..."
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"I will crush you like a doodlebug!"
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"not to mention disappointing, employees ever to work..."
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"at Mr. Pizzacoli's Pronto Pizza Delivery!"
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"Why, a trained dolphin could do a betterjob than you!"
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"- [ Dog Yelping ] - A unicorn?"
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"Sorry. I guess it was just a regular horse. Weird."
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"and I will catch you eventually."
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"And when I do, I swear to God you will never..."
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"deliver pizzas in this town again!"
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"- [ Door Slams Shut ] - Close one. - Yeah."
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"- Dude, where's my car? - Where's your car, dude?"
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"- Where's your car, dude? - Dude, where's my car?"
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"Where's your car, dude?"
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"- Did I drive last night? - Yeah, I think so."
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"- Yeah. - Dude, where's my car?"
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"[ Snickers ]"
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"Okay. Look. You're right. I know what we need to do."
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"We need to get back into the state of mind that we were in last night."
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"- That way, we could retrace our steps. - Yeah."
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"Sense memory, simulated perception, altered-consciousness memory retrieval."
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"- Shibby. - Yeah."
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"- I'm sick ofwalking, dude. - Me too."
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"- Mrs. Crabbleman. - [ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Fuckin' stoners."
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"She must not have recognized you. Hey, it's the Binglemans."
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"Listen, Nelson, the car is gone, and we need to do..."
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"this little sense memory thing..."
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"so we can get back into the state of mind we were in last night."
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"Deep in your consciousness you must look."
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"Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must."
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"- [ Moans ] - Then you take it to the mo."
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"M— Mo!"
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"[ Clearing Throat ] Concentrating you're not, dudes."
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"Come here, Jackyl. Come here, boy."
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"- I don't think he's comin'. - Maybe he's deaf, dude."
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"Deaf he is not, dude. Come here, Jackyl. Come here, Jackyl."
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"Does he know any other tricks besides not moving?"
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"Man. All right. You wanna see a trick, man?"
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