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Clips from Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)

"And when we do, stoner-bashing time. [ Laughing ]"
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"You've got yourselves a deal. Okay, guys. Okay, guys."
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"New plan. First, we find those stoners, get the Continuum Transfunctioner..."
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"I just remembered where you might be able to find Jesse and Chester."
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"You almost got it that time."
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"All right. You can do it."
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"- [ Beeping ] - [ Pager Beeping ]"
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"Okay."
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"Wow. You are hot."
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"Oh, yeah. This is how blind people shake hands."
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"Excuse me. A little help. Wanda? Wilma? [ Groans ]"
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"We are supposed to meetJesse and Chester later, but we cannot wait."
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"- Hey, Nelson, it's Chester. - Hey, Chester. No, it's me— Tommy."
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"- This is bad karma, boys. - [ Guys Laughing ]"
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"- If one more person— - Have you found the Continuum Transfunctioner?"
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"It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction."
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"[ Both Sigh ]"
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"Ahh!"
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"[Jesse ] That is one smart primate."
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"- It's... in the shop. - Really?"
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"Well, you see, uh... Jesse thought-"
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"- While we were cleaning our house, which you trashed— - About that—"
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"- Wilma. - Thank you, Wanda."
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"We suck."
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"Maybe you should go sit on the toilet."
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"- we can change. - We can?"
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"Yeah. And you know what else? I'll bet you..."
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"- 'Cause we love them. - Are they wrapped in really cool wrapping paper?"
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"Yeah! Let's do it!"
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"- I gotta take a crap. - Told you."
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"[ Both ] All right!"
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"The last guy who tried it ended up with three broken fingers."
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"- [ Knuckles Cracking ] - [ Laughing ]"
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"No. I got- One ofthese has carpal tunnel."
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"Well, I'm a better lookout. My vision's better. You know that."
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"Ah! Got it!"
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"Dude, here she comes. Help! Get it!"
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"Good news, guys."
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"Dude, do not worry about them."
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"Get dressed. We're going to the big house."
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"- Nice outfits. - They're not outfits."
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"This is his parents' house. We're going over there."
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"- No. - Then it's not a barn."
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"You, over there. No messing around."
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"No. Here, let me show you."
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"- I'll do it. - It's that one."
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"Grab the f-"
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"Fudge!"
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"[ Bodies Thudding ]"
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"[ Plastic Popping ]"
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"[ Man On P.A. ] Your attention, please."
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"- The time has come, you guys. - ♪♪ [ Continues ]"
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"[ Followers ] Huh?"
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"- No, we didn't. - Yeah, you did!"
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"- [ Muffled Voice ] No, we didn't. - Yes, you did!"
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"- [ Snaps Fingers ] - [ Bubble Wrap Popping ]"
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"So you're Jesse and Chester."
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"- Chester! - Jesse!"
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"- Ifyou don't deliver it to us... - [ Sighs ]"
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"- We'll save you. - Yeah. You can depend on us."
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"- [ Both Moan ] - Enough!"
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"Go now and bring us the Continuum Transfunctioner."
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"My parents are taking a nap."
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"[ Popping ]"
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"[ Bird Caws ]"
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"It's not a llama. It's an ostrich."
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"- What now? - Hey. I saw this thing..."
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"about ostriches on AnimalPlanet."
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"[ Screeches ]"
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"Stupid llamas!"
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"[ Screeching Continues ]"
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"[ Ostriches Pounding ]"
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"- They're leaving. It worked! - [ Chuckles ]"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"but who's counting? [ Laughs Maniacally ]"
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"How's my breath? [ Blowing ]"
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"- [ Grunts ] - That bad, huh?"
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"- There we go. - Ow!"
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"Pierre!"
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"Well, somebody sure is a grumpy Gus today."
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"Lucky for you, I am an honorable man."
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"All right. Here it is: I am going to ask you a question."
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"I can be very nice."
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"of a full-grown male African ostrich?"
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"Don't hose me. Maybe later."
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"or theLatin Struthio camelus..."
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"[ Shrieks ] This is absolutely correct!"
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"- I'd like a Near Beer, please. - Shut up! Huh?"
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"Good luck with the whole modeling thing."
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"uh, except, of course, for this."
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"Just this?"
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"- Dude, I'm having my next birthday party here for sure. - Yeah. Me too."
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"- Thanks, dude. - Shibby."
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"- Who are you? - This is my boyfriend Patty."
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"Well, guess this is it."
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"Yep. The moment of truth."
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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"- I don't know. - Mmm. Bye."
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"Oh! Jellybeans!"
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"- Oh, I'm gonna keep this. - Yeah."
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"I don't see a Continuum Transfunctioner in here."
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"No."
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"They've got the Continuum Transfunctioner!"
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"- [ Cheering ] - Quick, to my stepdad's pickup truck."
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"Yes! Ooh-hoo!"
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"- Time for the final showdown. - [ Wilma ] Chester! - [ Wanda ] Jesse!"
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"- [ All Gasp ] - Now, release our girlfriends."
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"- Same time. - Okay."
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"[ Cheering Continues ]"
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"Hey. What- You can't-"
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"We don't have it."
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"You fake-breasted sluts."
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"[ Electronic Warbling ]"
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"[ Whistling ]"
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"It's nerd-bashing time!"
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"Uh, it's not our fault. It was them."
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"Whoa!"
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"- Oh. - No wonder those things are so impossible."
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"- Oh, no. You've activated the Continuum Transfunctioner. - All right, what's going on?"
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"- How do you know all that? - We've been intercepting interstellar transmissions."
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