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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Pits and Peaks (S04E04)

"I'm gonna watch My Best Friend's Wedding,"
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"take a nap, and then watch Runaway Bride,"
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"and you can sit there like Judge Judy with your can of Sprite"
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"and your sourpuss and be miserable."
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"Because you know what, Yung? You're miserable."
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"And if money could buy happiness, I would give you my $5 million."
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"But it can't. That's on you, Yung."
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"That is on you."
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"Oh, my God! Is my screen not working?"
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"[bleep]! Tittysucker!"
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"Yung, can we switch seats?"
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"[Pigeon] We should go on a Scotch-tasting while we're here."
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"Go to one of those old distilleries."
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"Well, I'm only 18."
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"I think that's old enough here."
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"You can get drunk and lose your virginity"
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"to one of those red-bearded sweaty"
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"Scotsmen they got running around here."
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"Ew! No way. Gross."
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"Yung, now be honest."
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"You're a lesbian, aren't you?"
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"It's none of your business."
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"Okay? And I don't believe in labels."
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"Well, I do, sister."
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"So what's your poison? The penis or the vagina?"
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"Well, if anything, I identify as pan."
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"Wait, what?"
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"Mike, did you know this? Did you know your daughter is pan?"
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"Like a pan? Like a frying pan?"
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"Like her face is like a frying pan?"
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"Yeah, of course I know that."
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"When she was little I used to call her "Frying Pan Fran.""
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"- You remember that, Yung? - Yeah."
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"Unreal."
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"They won't give me my money."
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"Wanna know why? Because I'm deceased."
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"No shit, Sherlock!"
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"So, we came all this way for nothing?"
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"That's why you should always call first."
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"They said they can release the money to a living heir."
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"Well, do you have a living heir?"
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"Evidently."
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"Ian Douglas. I think he would be"
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"my great-great-great-grandson, or maybe one more "great.""
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"I don't know. I'm just so [bleep] mad."
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"I have an address. Get this, he lives in Glasgow."
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"He works in a factory,"
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"a fish-processing factory. Jesus."
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"I am rolling over in my own grave."
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"Ian, it should be very straightforward."
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"Just a quick trip to the bank,"
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"and... I'm sorry, is there maybe a scented candle we can light?"
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"Or a can of Febreze? Just a quick, quick, quick spritz?"
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"[chuckles] So, you're telling me we're kin?"
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"You're my great-great-great- great-great-grandfather?"
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"And you want me to go with you and sign some papers in a bank,"
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"and we are rich?"
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"No, no, we're not rich,"
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"I'm rich. Oh! Oh, my God!"
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"Okay, okay. So, when do you get off work?"
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"Hmm? Again, it's just a quick zip to the bank, zip in and zip out."
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"Well, it could be a while. I've got to process the rest of those..."
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"Unless you wanna give me a hand?"
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"You just take a fish, and first, you saw off the head."
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"And then you grab the spine and give it a yank."
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"Sometimes, you gotta use your teeth, you know, get the knob of the spine."
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"[grunts and spits]"
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"Then you lay the carcass back for rendering."
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"[whirring]"
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"Well, come on, then."
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"These fishes aren't gonna process themselves. [chuckles]"
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"Honey, I'm home!"
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"Fiona, come meet my"
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"great-great-great-great-great- great-grandfather."
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"[sighs] These are my babes."
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"Here you are, Fiona."
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"Hey, you can give her your fish heads, lads."
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"Man, where you want these fish heads, man?"
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"In the trash or in the garbage?"
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"Just give them all to Fiona here, she'll make a great fish head stew."
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"Fish heads in hot water,"
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"a dinner fit for kings, eh? [laughs]"
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"Angel, I have to go to the bank with these fine people"
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"and help them get us millions of dollars."
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"And then I'll come home and eat a bite of stew,"
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"and then get to the hospital for my night shift"
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"where I remove rectums from cadavers."
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"[gasps]"
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"So the scientists who study these rectums can find a cure! [chuckles]"
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"Now, let me go put on a tie."
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"We're going to a bank after all."
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"Show some respect to the financial institution."
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"He's such a good man."
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"Such a good husband and father."
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"And he works so hard."
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"Now, let's go get you your money, sir."
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"Marquess, these people need the money more than you."
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"- It's my money. - Not really."
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"He's your living heir. You can't even get it out of the bank without him."
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"Ugh! Fine!"
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"Ian? Ian?"
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"- [thunder rumbling] - Okay, Ian, listen."
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"You are my great-great- great-great-great-grandson."
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"And more importantly,"
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"you are a great, great, great, great, great human being."
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"So, I'm gonna split the money with you."
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"You're gonna receive $2.5 million."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"That's the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me."
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"Aw."
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"Oh. Oh! Even the rain smells in this godforsaken place."
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"- That's because it's piss. - Ugh!"
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"[Ian] Alastair Flanagan, have you no shame?"
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"Use a cludgie like the rest of us."
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"Oh. "Cludgie" means bathroom."
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"- [horns honking] - [Marquess] Ah, this traffic."
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"The bank closes at 5:00."
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"Wait. Why are we stopping?"
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"Come on, lads."
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"[stammering] What is happening?"
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