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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Avocado Crisis (S01E01)

"I had to lay off all my drivers."
Mr. Mayor
"That poor truck's been there all week."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, I can move it."
Mr. Mayor
"I've actually got a trucker's license."
Mr. Mayor
"- Mm, triple threat:"
Mr. Mayor
"mayor, truck driver,"
Mr. Mayor
"and legs for days."
Mr. Mayor
"- [exhales heavily]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"[electricity buzzing]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm gonna have to put a hold on those funds, Adolphus."
Mr. Mayor
"Something's come up. Right, Jayden?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Um, yes."
Mr. Mayor
"Uh, there's been an accident, and the doctor said,"
Mr. Mayor
""I can't operate on this boy. He's my son,""
Mr. Mayor
"because the doctor was a mommy! - Uh, who is this--oh, oh!"
Mr. Mayor
"- Wait! Wait! - Sir, what's going on?"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- [scoffs]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Ms. Meskimen?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm sorry to be calling so late,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I feel terrible about what happened today,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I also had a couple follow-up questions"
Mr. Mayor
"about the kiss of death that you gave me."
Mr. Mayor
"- I thought I might hear from you tonight."
Mr. Mayor
"Still can't sleep, huh?"
Mr. Mayor
""We need to get to the root of this,""
Mr. Mayor
"said the endangered California vole."
Mr. Mayor
"- [chuckles] Is that a joke,"
Mr. Mayor
"or did he really say that?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm so tired."
Mr. Mayor
"- I know what kept me up at night when I was your age."
Mr. Mayor
"It was a little something called impostor syndrome."
Mr. Mayor
"Men are immune to it,"
Mr. Mayor
"but it's got a taste for skirts."
Mr. Mayor
"It's that feeling that you're in over your head"
Mr. Mayor
"and that everyone knows,"
Mr. Mayor
"and every time someone mistakes you for an intern"
Mr. Mayor
"or leaves you off an email chain"
Mr. Mayor
"about entering through the garage"
Mr. Mayor
"to avoid getting eel thrown at you,"
Mr. Mayor
"that feeling grows,"
Mr. Mayor
"that feeling that you don't deserve to be here."
Mr. Mayor
"It adds up, right?"
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, what were your jobs before this?"
Mr. Mayor
"According to LinkedIn,"
Mr. Mayor
"you were a vibe coordinator at The Wing."
Mr. Mayor
"- Uh... - And what the hell"
Mr. Mayor
"is the Fyre Festival?"
Mr. Mayor
"- It would have worked if Blink-182"
Mr. Mayor
"had gotten on the plane."
Mr. Mayor
"- I think we both know you don't believe that."
Mr. Mayor
"Anyway, impostor syndrome, that's your problem."
Mr. Mayor
"Sweet dreams. [phone beeps]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh."
Mr. Mayor
"[pool balls clatter]"
Mr. Mayor
"[country guitar music playing over speakers]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"- Now will you tell me why we're here?"
Mr. Mayor
"- I tried to tell you in the car, Jayden,"
Mr. Mayor
"but you wouldn't stop singing along with the radio."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, because Mandy Moore has found her voice, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"- All right."
Mr. Mayor
"This is the closest bar to Hass Farms"
Mr. Mayor
"that doesn't sell wine."
Mr. Mayor
"We're looking for truck drivers,"
Mr. Mayor
"anyone with a Local 63 hat or a tramp stamp."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Jackpot."
Mr. Mayor
"Excuse me, fellas, uh, sorry."
Mr. Mayor
"Are you guys long haul or local?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Honk, honk, beep, beep. Am I right, guys?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Uh, sorry. What were you saying?"
Mr. Mayor
"- We all drive for big farms in Simi Valley."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm with Hass."
Mr. Mayor
"- Really? - Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, I'm, uh, Local 848, Long Beach."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughter] - A city boy."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hey, city man, okay? Just look at him."
Mr. Mayor
"- Let me buy you guys a round."
Mr. Mayor
"You want four beers? - No, no."
Mr. Mayor
"Just seltzer for me. Thank you."
Mr. Mayor
"- Really? - Yeah."
Mr. Mayor
"- Are you driving late?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, maybe he's pregnant, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, I'm not supposed to talk about it,"
Mr. Mayor
"but driver to driver..."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"."
Mr. Mayor
"[soft music]"
Mr. Mayor
"- So how was the rest of your night?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Not great, Arpi. - Poor thing."
Mr. Mayor
"Me, I slept like a baby:"
Mr. Mayor
"butt in the air, belly full of milk."
Mr. Mayor
"Sleep deprivation's a form of torture, you know?"
Mr. Mayor
"That's why you see so many new mothers"
Mr. Mayor
"weeping in the Whole Foods parking lot."
Mr. Mayor
"- I'll get that later."
Mr. Mayor
"- So would you like to sleep?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Yes! Please, I'll do anything!"
Mr. Mayor
"What do you want? Money, drugs?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'll give you a piggyback ride."
Mr. Mayor
"- Okay, I'll quit torturing you."
Mr. Mayor
"In fact,"
Mr. Mayor
"I'll call you every night and bore you to sleep."
Mr. Mayor
"I'll be your own personal little Lunesta insect."
Mr. Mayor
"But first, I do need something from you."
Mr. Mayor
"- You want a kid? My sister's got two!"
Mr. Mayor
"One has blue eyes. How does that sound?"
Mr. Mayor
"- You said you'd listen to my presentation,"
Mr. Mayor
"and that's what you're gonna do."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh. - Without falling asleep."
Mr. Mayor
"Borings, they are anything but."
Mr. Mayor
"- Neil. [both chuckle]"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, I'm so glad you called."
Mr. Mayor
"When you skedaddled like that yesterday,"
Mr. Mayor
"I thought maybe our deal was off."
Mr. Mayor
"- Get in here. Sit down."
Mr. Mayor
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