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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Podcast News (S32E32)

"is recording a live episode, and we have tickets."
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"If we gasp loud enough, we might hear ourselves."
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"‐(gasps loudly) ‐(laughs)"
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"Save it for the show, Mom."
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"Now, remember, Bart,"
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"Grampa's life is very lonely and boring."
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"So make sure to look at your watch every few seconds"
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"so he knows you want to leave."
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"Here, take some of these."
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"Why is my dad's weird old tie hanging on his doorknob?"
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"‐(Homer gasps) ‐(both moaning)"
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"- Oh! Oh! Ooh, ooh! - Ugh! (groaning)"
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"(stammers)"
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"You idiots! Don't you know the code?"
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"This is my new girlfriend, Vivienne Saint Charmaine."
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"Abe‐y, you didn't tell me your brothers were coming to visit."
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"- (laughs): Oh, well. Oh, my. - Aw, shucks."
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"Say, you look familiar. Did you used to be younger?"
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"Vivienne was a big‐time TV star."
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"She was on all the hit shows, and I was a huge fan."
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"HOMER: A little magazine."
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"But you probably know me best as the scheming yet conniving"
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"Olympic diver Darcy Covington on Falcon Landing."
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"Ma'am, if you're a big shot has‐been,"
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"why are you dating a small‐town never‐was?"
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"who told short, concise stories."
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"But Abe here showed me what I've been missing."
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"- He's so sweet he should come with an insulin pump. - (chuckles)"
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"Well, thanks for stopping by, but we've got two bingo games,"
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"a couple's colonoscopy..."
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"...and then we're off to a romantic dinner cruise."
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"- Dude. - Bro."
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"(melancholy music playing)"
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"From This American Crime and KBBL Springfield,"
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"it's Interminable,"
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"one grisly story told week after week after week"
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"after week."
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"Hello. I'm Tabitha Shingle."
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"Some people look at a neck and think,"
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""What a great place for a scarf,""
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"and others think, "I'd like to choke that.""
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"For Jackson Reeb of Lansing, Michigan, it was the latter."
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"(cheering)"
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"(tires screech)"
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"We're just doing a story on the podcast craze."
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"Podcast? (scoffs)"
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"Flash‐in‐the‐pan wannabe journalism."
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"Now to open this door."
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"(crowd cheering)"
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"Our podcast has gotten over 20 million downloads"
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"and is being adapted into a streaming series"
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"starring Alexander Skarsgard on Amazon Prime."
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"(cheering)"
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"Ugh. Stupid podcasts."
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"(Kent scoffs, groans)"
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"(sighs)"
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"This is Kent Brockman, yesterday's news."
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"And in the end, the donkey turned out to be a horse."
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"(sighs) You're only watching this"
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"because somebody left the TV on in a doctor's waiting room."
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"W‐Wait, w‐wait a second. We have breaking news!"
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"There's been a murder on the high seas."
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"A local woman is presumed dead"
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"after going overboard on a cruise ship."
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"A woman disappears from a cruise."
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"I wonder who did it."
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"Could it be..."
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"BOTH: The husband or boyfriend? Mm‐hmm."
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"That's the lady Grampa was kissing."
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"Authorities say the missing woman is retired starlet"
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"Vivienne Saint Charmaine."
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"Her boyfriend or husband, Abraham Simpson,"
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"Grampa? A killer?"
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"He doesn't have that kind of follow‐through."
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"(all gasp)"
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"This has been Kent Brockman,"
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"bailing on TV news forever."
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"This is horrible. What are we gonna do?"
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"- I've already subscribed. - (gasps)"
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"A romantic sunset cruise, the perfect setting"
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"for new love between a fading Hollywood actress"
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"and a fully faded old man."
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"But only one of them would return to port alive."
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"- (theme music playing) - I'm Kent Brockman,"
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"and this is Guilty Grampa."
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"Guilty Grampa is sponsored"
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"drone‐delivered direct to your shower."
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"Showbiz princess Vivienne Saint Charmaine"
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"had finally met her prince,"
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"local census resistor Abe Simpson."
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"Together they boarded a romantic seniors cruise"
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"across Springfield Harbor."
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"It was 2:33 p. m.,"
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"and the passengers were finishing dinner."
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"Suddenly, there were the sounds of a commotion,"
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"a scream and then a splash."
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"Vivienne was gone,"
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"but did the truth go overboard with her?"
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"I have with me a woman who was on that fatal cruise,"
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"disgraced docent Agnes Skinner."
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"Uh, tell me about that night."
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"I was at the buffet when I heard a woman scream, "Abe, don't!""
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"Then a splash."
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"What did you do next?"
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"I saw they were refilling the shrimp tower,"
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"so I had to get over there and touch them all."
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""Abe, don't.""
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"Whatever could Vivienne have meant by that?"
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"Naturally, the police questioned Abe Simpson."
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"His only defense? "I don't remember.""
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"The old man would not confess. Rude."
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"So we swabbed his hands"
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"to see if they tested positive for pushing."
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"It came back as "no such test.""
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"(Guilty Grampa theme music playing)"
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"KENT: So maybe the old saying is tru."
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"To catch a murderer, you have to set them free"
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"to murder again."
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"This has been Guilty Grampa."
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"Ah, that podcast sucks butts."
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