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Clips from Master of None - Le Nozze (S02E02)

"Really?"
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"DiGiorno, Captain!"
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"Ha ha!"
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"What are you doing here? I thought you were coming in the afternoon."
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"Wait, my landlord said there's a beautiful woman downstairs."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, man. Just me."
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"Anyway, Arnie's in Italia."
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"Let's get those jammies off, and let's get some tasty treats."
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"So this is Mercato Albinelli."
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"I know."
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"Hi, Luisa!"
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"Hello, Dev!"
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"- May I taste? - Go ahead and taste it."
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"Try one of these."
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"Mamma mia, these strawberries are bomb, Cap!"
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"I mean, I'm so America'd out right now."
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"Are you gonna stay here forever?"
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"and after our buds weekend,"
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"Ciao."
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"So what's up with Rachel? Do you guys talk?"
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"Well, about a month or so ago, I told her I thought it's best if probably"
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"She emailed me last week for my birthday,"
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"I don't know."
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"But it was fun to flirt and joke around with someone."
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"I mean, I pretty much just plan on us eating all day"
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"I'm into it."
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"I'm all pepped up and ready to go."
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"♪ Eating in Italy is my favorite thing ♪"
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"To be honest with you, man, Arnold is a menace right now."
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"So you're just hooking up all the time?"
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"Check out this girl Kristen."
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"- How's it look? - Good."
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"Does that really work?"
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"I'm not trying to get serious with anyone right now, really."
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"going on some adventures."
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"It's an app for girls that want to date big boys like me."
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"I'm cleaning up."
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"I'm way bigger than most of the guys on there."
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"You make me look huge."
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"All right, but if they make a Little Boys app,"
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"I'm using that same pic."
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"Ooh, I'm gonna send her the "hi, cutie.""
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"They're all getting "hi, cuties"?"
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"I got some thoughts on that new Danish TV series"
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"Uh, no, can't jerk off in Airbnbs."
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"It's different. This is someone's home."
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"I'm gonna need a bud bump."
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"Come on in!"
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"- Hey, guys. - Hello."
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"So first course..."
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"lentils, almost better than caviar."
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"I gave the shape of a apple, like the Big Apple..."
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"with an extraction of mushroom and truffle."
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"Mmm."
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"Whoa."
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"I think we'll be fine. Let's just fold the mirrors in."
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"It's really tight over here, man."
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"Uh, y-you got a little space here."
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"- Easy, easy. - We got room over there?"
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"What the fuck do we do?"
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"Give it a little more gas."
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"Wait!"
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"Okay."
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"All right, climb out, man."
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"I'm stuck!"
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"It'll be good for your Tall Boys profile."
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"I'm sorry!"
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"All right, so they pulled the car out, and it's okay to drive."
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"Oh, is this, like, a serious ex or more of a "hi, cutie" type situation?"
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"No, like, serious ex."
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"Like, 11 years, almost had kids, the whole thing."
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"Whoa."
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"Yeah, and I was looking at pictures of us online,"
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"and I was like, "Did I fuck this up?""
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"Why'd you guys break up?"
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"and we, like, became more like roommates and not really lovers,"
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"Hmm."
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"And it was so long ago. Uh, what is that phrase?"
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"That's not very helpful."
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"But..."
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"you could do me a favor, man, and come to this wedding with me."
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"It'll make me feel a lot better."
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"Yeah."
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"'Cause I have a lot of tension in the old delts back there"
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"I'm not giving you a back rub."
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"- Good breakfast, right? - Yeah."
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"I'm good, uh, but I just got to tell you,"
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"I haven't seen Ellen in many, many years,"
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"Ciao."
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"DiGiorno."
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"Dude, that's Ellen."
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"Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"That sneaky, bearded fuck."
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"All right, stop freaking out."
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"Well, good day to you, sir. Hope you enjoy the event."
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"Uh, nice meeting you."
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"I'm just gonna go in for a quick, polite hello."
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"Wow, you look "gorgisimo.""
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"I'm getting married."
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"This is my friend Dev."
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"What?"
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"Excuse me, Aunt Jeanie."
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"We were talking here."
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"Arnold."
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"Let me take you away forever."
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"I think we should get out of here, man."
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"Let's do something to take your mind off this."
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"What do you want to do?"
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"Go to that town, eat that cheese you were talking about."
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"That's a good idea. I'll even drive."
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"Spritz?"
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"I hear you."
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"Must be hard seeing someone you loved for that long get married."
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"I'm wondering if I'm ever gonna find that connection again."
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"Listen to the way you're talking about it."
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"Yeah, I've seen those Throwback Thursday pics."
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"So one day I did this big show with my band, Cheesesteak Armageddon."
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"and she totally changed everything."
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"Yeah, but..."
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"you did seem to be genuinely enjoying those adventures."
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