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Clips from Master of None - New York, I Love You (S02E02)

"Sorry."
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"Dude, Watson,"
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"why are you wearing that shirt?"
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"We're going to a nice club."
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"Don't you get it? It's so funny."
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""Toadally smashed.""
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"You guys are wasting your money going to clubs."
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"You should be saving up like me."
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"I want to own a Dairy Queen franchise in South Florida."
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"It's sunny every day there."
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"I'm gonna go to my shop,"
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"then I just eat it at the beach."
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"That's your fantasy?"
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"- Hey, Jameson? - Yes?"
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"I drop off beautiful women"
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"and cool guys there all the time."
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"I took Keanu Reeves there last week."
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"Keanu Reeves?"
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"You never had Keanu Reeves in your cab."
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"He's so rich. He probably uses Uber."
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"No, it was him, I swear."
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"Mm, Watson,"
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"who's the most famous person you ever had in your cab?"
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"Mariah Carey."
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"Bullshit!"
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"That's bullshit."
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"For real, she was sitting in the back of the car,"
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"singing along with the radio."
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"I could recognize that voice anywhere."
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"Okay. Who else you got?"
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"The other day, I took, uh..."
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"Jerry Seinfeld?"
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"No, wait. His name is Jerry in real life?"
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"Oh, no, that wasn't him."
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"This guy's name was Ronald."
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"He... He gave me a big tip."
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"Look at this guy."
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"Bragging about picking up Ronald Seinfeld."
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"Who you gonna pick up next?"
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"Eric Schwarzenegger?"
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"It better be. We've been waiting for two hours."
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"You three..."
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"No. Next."
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"What? We've been waiting forever."
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"I can't let two guys and their dad in with no women."
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"Hey, I'm nobody's dad."
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""Toadally smashed.""
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"Come on, man, get out of here."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, man, I got the place."
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"Tons of girls, great music."
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"Envision."
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"You the man. Thank you very much."
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"This place is empty."
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"What the fuck?"
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"There are no girls here."
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"Where the hell is the bartender?"
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"They're playing the song from the Six Flag commercial."
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"Do you guys want bottle service?"
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"We saved up for months."
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"You're right."
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"$800."
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"Eight-hundred dollars?"
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"I told you we shouldn't go to that club."
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"No, you didn't. You're the one who said we should go."
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"Man, I'm never going out with you guys again."
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"Please, open up!"
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"We just want some fries! We'll be really quick."
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"Yo, that's where Junior works."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, dummy!"
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"Come on, open up!"
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"Yeah, girl!"
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"Oh, yeah, Envision is always dead."
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"The last time we went there, they were playing the Six Flags song."
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"- Exactly. - Yeah."
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"Oh, my God, Kelly!"
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""Toadally smashed.""
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"I love it!"
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"Told you guys."
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"Her nephew is probably eight years old."
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"God, we need some drinks, guys."
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"- Yeah. - Yes, please."
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"I'm still bummed we couldn't get bottle service."
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"Man, you never had $800 in your life."
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"- What are you talking about? - I make more tips than you."
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"This guy drove for Uber last year. His rating was 1.8."
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"They won't let him drive again."
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"Bottle service!"
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"I just got a phone call."
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"And I have some terrible news."
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"- What's going on? - What happened?"
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"- What's up? - Do we need to leave?"
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"No."
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""The Vengabus" is coming."
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"This was so much fun, you guys."
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"Um, I don't know. We'll go wherever you guys go."
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"Well... I'm not tired yet."
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"I know."
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"We have to go. I've heard it's amazing."
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"- I love Nicolas Cage. - Me too."
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"DeShawn? DeShawn?"
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"DeShawn, is that you?"
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"That's right."
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"- There is no DeShawn Townsend. - What's happening?"
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"Only me, Troy Avery."
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"No."
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"What? What? What?"
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"Man, I'm straight shook right now."
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"I knew there was a twist, but not like this."
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"This is crazy."
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"Sorry."
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"Diana is fine."
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"and Frank is more of an intellectual."
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"She getting a little older now, so we took her in."
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"They're sitting in there all day."
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"you're responsible for your own actions."
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"The toad is being smashed by the word."
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"Yeah."
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"There are barely even any guys here."
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"We got to get bottle service, man."
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