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Clips from Master of None - New York, I Love You (S02E02)

"Great time, buddy."
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"Tag out."
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"She rearranged everything in my kitchen."
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"Took me 20 minutes to find a spoon."
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"By that time, I didn't even want the pudding."
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"Let's ask Eddie."
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"Ramon's mother-in-law just moved in with him."
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"You got yours in your house, right?"
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"And my mom. It's a lot, man."
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"But now she's all up in my business."
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"This is what I did."
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"I got them each their own TV. Put them in their rooms."
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"Got one of those streaming boxes."
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"We get all the Spanish channels."
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"It's great."
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"Actually, that sounds like a good idea."
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"Or you can do what white people do."
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"Get her an apartment in this building..."
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"and never visit."
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"- True. - It's true, man."
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"RIP, Mrs. D..."
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"all of her nieces and nephews started"
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"coming out of the woodwork, trying to get her stuff."
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"I'm like, "Where you been at for the last ten years?""
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"One of them was like, "What's up with that piano?""
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"Come on, man, you never even saw this lady."
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"I mean, why do people do that?"
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"You do that to your moms, Ryan?"
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"Nah, man, she made a bunch of money"
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"'cause she got sick on a cruise and sued the company."
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"She's set for life."
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"I don't know. I think she got diarrhea or something."
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"Tell that to her beach house."
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"I got to run upstairs for a second. Can you cover me?"
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"Thanks."
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"Damn it, Flo."
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"Which one of you is the smart one?"
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"Jesus Christ, this is insane."
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"Hey, Flo, I could use your help."
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"Which bird is Frank?"
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"Yellow head?"
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"Okay, all right. Thanks, Flo."
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"Could have told me that before."
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"Flo... kind of slow..."
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"with the info."
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"There you go."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Damn, that ain't good."
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"I told you to call the room if she was coming."
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"I'm sorry, sir. Someone else was covering the desk"
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"- I'm sorry for whatever happened. - You're sorry?"
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"All my shit is out there on the street!"
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"Again, I apologize."
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"I wasn't at the desk."
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"Where the fuck were you, then?"
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"With all due respect, sir,"
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"Watch it with the pointing."
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"Oh, good. Hi."
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"No, I'm not gonna do that, ma'am."
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"Oh, they're Beats by Dre."
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"They're very expensive."
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"Well, maybe they'll end up out in the street"
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"with the rest of Mr. Strickland's stuff."
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"God. Whatever."
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"Yo, dude, you been outside?"
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"Whole bunch of nice clothes out there, man."
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"I'm talking Louis, Gucci, Margiela."
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"What do you think of this jacket?"
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"I think you looking good, my friend."
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"It's my lucky day."
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"Hold on to this. I got to celebrate."
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"- You need anything? - No, I'm good."
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"'Cause I'm going in my nice new jacket."
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"Ha ha. My man."
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"Cabrera's running."
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"Pederson's gonna hustle over there..."
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"No, no, no, no!"
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"No!"
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"Where are we going?"
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"Spring and Lafayette."
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"The movie may be called Death Castle,"
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"but in my opinion, it's filled with a whole lot of life."
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"I say, lower that drawbridge"
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"and get thee to your nearest theater."
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"I'm Sandy Kenyon with the Eyewitness News' "Movie Minute.""
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"- Have you seen Death Castle yet? - Yes."
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"- How crazy is that twist? - I never saw it coming."
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"Let me make sure I got this right."
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"The black guy was really Nicolas Cage the whole time?"
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"Yeah, and the castle was heaven."
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"- Yes. - I know. It was insane."
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"- Tyrese was so good. - So good."
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"How good was Emma Watson? I love..."
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"God damn it! One of my passengers"
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"just ruined the end of Death Castle."
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"I hate when this happens. Cab drivers watch movies, too!"
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"They should check if we've seen the movie before they start talking about spoilers."
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"You still want to go see it this weekend?"
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"Honestly? I don't know, man. This kind of ruined my whole day."
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"Have you been to Lauren's new grain bowl place?"
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"I had the one with the grilled chicken"
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"and the avocado and the farro."
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"They're talking about a "grain bowl.""
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"Why are white girls always talking about grain bowls?"
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"- Bonjour. - Morning."
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"- Bonjour. - Morning."
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"The kitchen sink is clogged. Don't use it."
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"Again?"
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"I told Junior not to shave in there."
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"That's what the bathroom is there for."
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"Bro, I've told him that a thousand times."
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"You want to help me clean it?"
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"No, I'm tired. I'm going to bed."
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"Get some rest, bro."
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"Good night."
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"What the hell, Junior?"
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"Sorry. They're so good. I can't stop eating them."
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"I got a cheeseburger, too."
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"It's my bedroom, too."
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"Plus, I'm more comfortable here."
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