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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Little Bo Bleep (S03E03)

"She didn't jump in the pool. She fell in the pool."
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"Why suddenly would she jump in the pool when she doesn't know how to swim?"
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"Why does she bark at the vacuum?"
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"It's a thing. it's never going to play with you."
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"Are you saying that Stella is stupid?"
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"She's probably still traumatized from her near-death experience."
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"Again? What's happening?"
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"Welcome, candidates. Mrs. Dunphy. Thank you for having me."
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"- And Councilman Bailey. - Gosh, thank you so much, Alex."
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"I'm deeply honored to be here, and I remain, as ever,"
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"a humble servant to the greatest little town in the greatest darn-"
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"Eye rolling."
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"Playful eye rolling."
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"Uh, how do we, as voters, know it's playful? I would avoid it."
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"Okay. No eye rolling."
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"And don't purse your lips like that. It makes you look annoyed."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And don't touch your face. Yeah, no face touching. Seems nervous."
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"Some of this is subjective."
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"What? What now? Finger."
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"It looks like you're scolding us."
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"I will keep my hands at my sides."
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"Not on your hips. You're not Superman."
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"Can we get started? We haven't started?"
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"- I've prepared some questions. - Oh, goody. Actual questions."
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"Honk. Sarcasm. Just go."
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"Okay, Mrs. Dunphy, why are you running for local office?"
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"Okay, that's, um- that's good."
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"L, um-"
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"Mom, you really shouldn't stutter over a basic question like that."
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"You should at least know why you're running."
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"I thought the moderator was supposed to be objective."
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"- Now, why are you running? - I saw the need for a stop sign-"
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"Liar! Phil."
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"I just think you should be ready for anything."
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"I saw the need for a-"
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"- What? - Sorry. Accidental buzz."
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"I saw the need for a stop sign in my neighborhood,"
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"and did the paperwork, I found local government to be entirely unhelpful."
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"What? Too long. I'm bored."
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"Yeah, next question. I feel like I'm in school."
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"Some say the political system is bogged down ..."
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"by ideological hard-liners unwilling to compromise. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"How would you respond to that, Councilman Bailey?"
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"I would like to use my lifeline."
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"I'll take this. If elected,"
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"I would consider all perspectives,"
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"Helicopter. Just keep going."
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"I would consider all perspectives, and I wouldn't-"
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"- You suck! - Luke!"
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"- You have to be ready for hecklers. - He's right."
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"Mmm. Okay, I'm doing over. No buzzing."
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"If elected, I-"
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"What? Too close to the mike."
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"Phil, it's a hairbrush. Okay."
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"If elected, I would consider all opinions ..."
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"and not ignore those of the opposition,"
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"as Councilman Bailey has done for six terms."
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"What? That was a great answer."
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"Well, I couldn't hear it because you were showing me the bad side of your face, so-"
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"I have a bad side? Yeah, the left."
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"- No, it's the right. - Dad, it's totally the left."
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"- I mean, look at it. - Sweetheart, why do you think I chose my side of the bed?"
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"Okay, okay. Thank you. Thank you, family."
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"This has been super-duper helpful."
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"Hands, lips, sarcasm,"
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"eye rolling, wrong side of the face."
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"Oh, yeah. Now I see it."
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"Yeah."
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"She's ready."
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"And it's this, and it's this."
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"Not this, but this."
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"Okay. Okay, that's good, Cam."
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"Save- Save some petals for Lily, all right?"
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"Let's do it over here, sweetheart. Try, honey. Okay."
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"There you go. Like you're coming down the aisle! Yeah, yeah."
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"Okay."
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"Not too many at once. You're doing great, Lil."
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"Oh, she is, isn't she? Forget the bride."
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"All the eyes are gonna be on her."
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"Oh-"
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"I cannot believe you laughed! I am sorry."
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"children cursing and old people rapping."
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"Cam, we have to tell her it's a bad word. No."
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"That just gives it more power. The less we make of it, the better."
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"Let's just pretend like it never happened."
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"Okay, well, maybe it- maybe it didn't."
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"Maybe we- Maybe we misheard. Yeah."
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"Maybe she said "truck" ..."
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"or- or "duck.""
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"Or "luck." She could've said "yuck.""
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"Daddy, can I have some ice cream?"
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"No, honey, if you're hungry, you can have some fruit."
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"Fruit-"
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"Oh, God!"
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"I have two children."
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"Phil. Phil, is this televised?"
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"I didn't tell you because I didn't want to make you nervous."
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"Great plan. Really. Good plan, throwing me for a curveball at the last minute."
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"Mom, chill. It's just public access. Mm-hmm."
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"My debate team's on public access, and the only people who watch me are you guys."
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"Yep, all the time. So maybe nobody'll see this?"
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"No, we want people to see this. That's how you win elections."
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"Then Mom should do something so crazy and stupid it goes viral."
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"- Mom, please don't go viral. - Okay, I'll add that to my list of things not to do."
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"Don't touch my face, don't roll my eyes,"
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"don't point my fingers, and definitely don't go viral."
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"Do any of you still believe in me?"
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"Of course we do. We're on your side."
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"The right side, not the left."
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"Let's grab a seat."
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"Here we go."
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"- Right. Not left. - Okay. Mom, just be confident."
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"Based on what? I just lost a debate in my living room, and people think I'm unlikable."
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"That's just the word men use for powerful women because they feel threatened."
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"So just forget everything else and be proud and powerful."
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"- How did you get so smart? - I've always assumed adoption or baby switch."
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"- Mmm. - Hey, hey. No kisses."
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"- Proud and powerful. - Sorry."
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"And no apologizing. Yes. Shut up and get in there."
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