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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Little Bo Bleep (S03E03)

"That's more like it. Uh-huh."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, God."
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"- There she is. Go get 'em, Claire. - Hi. Thanks."
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"Don't worry, we're going to cheer for you, no matter what you say."
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"Oh, good. More support from my loving family."
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"Honk. Sarcasm. Why'd you bring Stella?"
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"She keeps getting out and jumping in the pool."
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"We don't want to take any chances, because she can't swim."
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"Then why does she keep jumping in the pool?"
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"I've been thinking about it. I got a theory. She might be suicidal."
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"There's "not" such thing as doggy suicide."
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"Hi. Duane Bailey. Uh, sorry. I couldn't help but overhear."
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"In addition to being a public servant,"
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"I'm also an award-winning breeder of Puggles."
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"I won the Puggly- twice."
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"And I'm afraid that doggy suicide is all too real."
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"It's just the mainstream media doesn't report on it ..."
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"'cause it's not as sexy as feline AIDS."
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"Stella is not suicidal. She's just stupid."
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"This one's been against this little angel from the very beginning."
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"Yeah, well, dogs pick up on that. You know, they're very sensitive."
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"I like to call them, um- bottomless pits of need."
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"But not to their face though. That would just destroy them."
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"- Not you. - So now this is my fault?"
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"I think he knows what he's talking about. The man won a Puggly."
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"Two. I won two- We're done here."
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"In two thousand- Yeah."
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"Do you have any idea what station this is on?"
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"It's a webcast? That would have been helpful to know 900 channels ago."
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"No, it's on public access or something."
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"I want to watch Aunt Claire."
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"Okay. Well, first, honey, we need to talk about something."
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"It's about that word you said this morning."
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"- What word? - You know, the one that starts with"
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"Flower? No."
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"Fruit? No."
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"If she doesn't remember it, we shouldn't remind her."
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"Oh, well, she said it three times."
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"Oh, you mean-"
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"Cam, leave the room."
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"No. I can do this."
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"- Lily, that is a bad word. - Bad word."
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"And you are not allowed to say it ever."
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"- But it makes you laugh. - Okay, well, Daddy shouldn't be laughing,"
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"and you should never say that word."
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"- Do you understand? - Maybe."
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"If you say that word one more time, I'm gonna take away all your toys. I'm serious."
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"She knows I'm not serious. What about the wedding?"
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"What if she says it there? She's like a ticking time bomb."
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"- What are we gonna do? Cancel? - Yes. Maybe we just call and say ..."
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"we're not going to any more weddings until the gays can get married."
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"Oh, so now we're political."
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"But there's no substitute for experience."
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"For example, I doubt my opponent is familiar with ..."
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"26-12B has to do with noise pollution,"
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"something, sir, that you are guilty of right now."
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"Oh, no, she didn't! Go, Mom!"
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"- Ladies and gentlemen- - Look at her eyes."
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"I know. They're a little too close together. It's been bugging me for years."
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"No. She's in the zone. She's ready for anything."
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"I do like to talk- about the issues."
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"Uh, speaking of issues, your husband seems to have some. Hmm."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Am not sorry."
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"- What? - Oh."
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"Well, I wouldn't want to bring it up, but since you ask, um,"
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"in February of last year, your husband,"
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"Oh, geez."
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"That's not true. Ma'am, according to this police report,"
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"he, uh, broke into a stranger's room,"
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"That is technically true."
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"But in all fairness, it was Valentine's Day."
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"Oh, oh. I'm- I'm so sorry. It was Valentine's Day."
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"I'm not sure if your husband was born in this country- perhaps he snuck in illegally-"
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"but here in America, we celebrate Valentines Day with chocolates,"
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"This is my new favorite show. Shh!"
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"No, sir. He was looking for me, his wife,"
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"and he walked into the wrong room."
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"If you believe that, I have some talking Puggles I'd like to sell you."
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"Do you believe this?"
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"Talking dogs? I'm skeptical."
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"I am glad that my opponent brought this up,"
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"as I feel that it speaks to his character more than mine."
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"I think that we should raise the level of discourse ..."
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"When he was naked, what were you wearing?"
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"I don't think that's relevant."
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"- Are you sex freaks? - My personal life has nothing to do with this."
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"Uh-"
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"My opponent has brought this up ..."
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"to distract from his own record,"
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"which shows that in- in six years,"
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"that allows private parties to have more than eight dogs."
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"- Hmm. Hmm. - it's like watching the Hindenburg."
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"It's the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life."
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"Excuse me. Stand by."
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"I am Phil Dunphy, and I am not a pervert."
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"I, like a lot of men in this town,"
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"enjoy making love to my wife."
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"I mean, uh- I mean with their wives."
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"Not me. Them."
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"Look. I should probably just sit down and say nothing, but it's too late."
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"I am standing, and I'm obviously talking,"
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"and now you're looking at me, and I feel the need to keep going."
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"First of all, no charges were filed."
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"Everyone had a good laugh- about the situation."
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"Not- Not about me. Everything's fine down there."
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"Anyhoo."
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"All over YouTube."
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"We went viral. Some sick bastard Auto-Tuned me."
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"# I enhoy making love to my wife- wife #"
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"Jay, Manny, we should have been there already."
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"Gloria, I'm tying my tie!"
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"I'm accessorizing."
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"And I thought I was the woman."
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"The door!"
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"Don't kill yourself. You are a perfectly fine dog. I don't hate you."
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"Stella, okay, I was a little mean to you, but that's no reason to kill yourself."
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"You are young. You still have so much left to smell."
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"I-I go! I'm coming!"
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