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Clips from Robot Chicken (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"to your friends..."
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"And all your stuff!"
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"but you were too strung out to notice at the time!"
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"Ha ha."
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"Ew! Well, I'd better have a look."
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"Hi. I'm Optimus Prime."
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"What did I just tell you?!"
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"will result in a..."
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"Whoo!"
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"in the upcoming fiscal year rules! Whoo!"
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"where you get to decide the next speaker."
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"And the winner is..."
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"You know, being a TV reporter..."
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"There certainly weren't any chinese in Hazzard County..."
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"but Bo and Luke had problems of their own!"
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"Ow! My knee!"
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"producers had to scramble to find a new male lead."
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"You know, Superman had a movie serial..."
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"This looks like a job for Superman!"
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"Should we keep going?"
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"a bullet!"
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"Conrad, Gary, you're on. Places, everyone."
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"Pikachu. Pika, pika!"
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"Squirtle, Squirtle! Squirtle, Squirtle!"
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"Pika, pika, Pikachu!"
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"What the [Bleep] am I saying?! No, I mean it!"
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"Say the line, Earl, or you get the gas."
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"Next up is something I like to call "Bloopers in Space"!"
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"Marker!"
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"That's all the time we have today..."
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"My name is George W. Bush, and I approved this message."
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"Tacos rule."
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"This is your brain."
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"And this is heroin."
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"This is what happens to your brain on heroin."
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"And this is what your body goes through."
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"But it's not over yet."
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"This is what happens to your grades..."
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"This is what happens to the profits..."
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"from your grandma's bake sale!"
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"This is what happens to the world economy."
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"And your boyfriend gives you herpes simplex A!"
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"on your left ass cheek..."
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"that was supposed to be a bitchin' firebird..."
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"We just want to help!"
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"Any questions?!"
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"Any questions?!"
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"This is the spot!"
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"The Decepticons are using the dam below..."
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"to stockpile energon cubes."
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"Megatron must be stopped!"
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"Autobots, transform and rol..."
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"Oh! Hold on a second."
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"Are you OK?"
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"Let's get 'em!"
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"Good job, everyone!"
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"Megatron was defeated..."
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"with only fifty humans killed in the crossfire."
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"A new record!"
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"- Hurray! - Hurray!"
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"Hey, Prowl, have you noticed..."
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"how often Prime needs to drain the lizard nowadays?"
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"Yeah, he must be French, because he's a-peein'."
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"I think that joke goes, "You're-a-peein'.""
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"But I'm not."
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"Ugh. Such a Retardicon."
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"Uh-oh. I didn't think..."
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"going to the bathroom so often was a problem..."
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"but just today, I saw blood in my urine."
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"Using the whole fist, doc?"
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"It's what I feared... prostate cancer."
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"And it's advanced."
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"I'm sorry, Prime, but you're going to die."
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"What you've just seen was a dramatization..."
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"of what you, your friends, and your family go through..."
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"Now, we transformers don't have organic internal organs..."
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"and can't get cancer."
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"But you do... and you can."
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"So, get your ass checked out before it's too late, turkeys!"
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"from the Cybertronian Medical Association."
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"Reality TV has never been this honest, this brutal!"
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"Coming soon..."
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"it's The World's Most One-sided Fistfights Caught on Film!"
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"Call a guard."
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"This newer tax appropriations bill..."
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"My name is Tiffany Montgomery from Clifton, New Jersey..."
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"and I think Senator Davidson rocks!"
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"...wide-standing ramifications..."
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"My name is Melanie Fratello from Danbury, Connecticut..."
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"and I think legislation to cut infrastructure funds 4%..."
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"Yo, coming straight at you, we got an executive session..."
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"of three U.S. District judges, y'all!"
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"Then later on, the Procedure Oversight Committee..."
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"is holding a public hearing..."
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"that'll be all up in your grille."
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"But first, here's the results of our internet poll..."
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"oh, Byron L. Dorgan! Oh, yeah!"
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"Thank you."
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"As the representative..."
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"I'm so hungry."
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"Hi, Mr. Hungry. Can I call you so?"
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"Is everyone ready for more of those hilarious bloopers?"
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"isn't all fires and double homicides."
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"sometimes the biggest story is you!"
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"There's nothing like some tasty bamboo..."
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"especially when you're Ling-Ling..."
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"who's traveled all the way from China to visit, um..."
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"uh... uh, I'm sorry."
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"I just don't feel safe next to this animal."
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"It's completely harmless, Jerry."
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"Are... are... are you sure?"
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"It's... it's just... all right, all right."
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"There's nothing like a nice piece of bamboo..."
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"uh, when... Crap!"
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"Stop being such a wuss!"
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"I... I... I just... Fine! Fine!"
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"There's, uh, nothing like a nice piece of bamboo..."
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"especially when..."
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"You just can't trust the Chinese."
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"Marker!"
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