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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Opening Night (S03E03)

"I would love to circle back to this matter"
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"of the extended daycare hours."
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"Although I made some excellent points,"
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"in the interest of a fair and balanced discussion,"
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"I will now argue the other side of the issue."
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"One of my fondest memories from childhood were weekdays,"
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"between 5:30 and 6 P.M."
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"That was our time!"
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"And we would've fought anyone"
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"who dared try to take it away from us."
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"of our children's lives?!"
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"So is that a yes or a no, I..."
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"Absolutely crucial..."
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"absolutely crucial!"
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"approach-that..."
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"that we entertain every..."
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"We'll think about it."
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"Alexis!"
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"What's..."
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"what's up?"
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"Hey, it's you."
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"Um, we just came by to pick up the keys for the barn."
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"The keys to... this barn?"
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"and keep an eye on the place while you are gone."
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"Okay."
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"This is just the first I'm hearing about it,"
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"which is fine."
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"If I had known you were staying at our place,"
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"I would've cleaned the sheets for you guys."
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"Oh no, we're not together."
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"You literally could not have said that any faster."
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"Hey babe, I'm just getting caught up here."
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"So, Alexis is crashing at our place?"
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"Not crashing."
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"It just caught me off guard, 'cause I didn't know"
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"that there was an arrangement here."
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"I don't know about arrangement,"
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"You're the one who said you don't like to plan things."
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"Uh, so Tennessee,"
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"Mutt tells us that you guys are heading up the coast?"
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"- Yes! - Yeah, we're meeting some friends."
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"We're going on a pinecone harvest."
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"Pinecone harvest?"
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"We're picking pinecones."
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"I got this old compass at a flea market;"
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"we're just gonna drive until we see the pine trees."
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"Hmm, that sounds like it is gonna be..."
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"super fun and intense."
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"Mutt, you didn't tell me about..."
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"Yeah, the pinecones."
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"So, we know roughly where we're going."
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"Well, I think that it's better to just freefall into it."
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"- Yes. - Yeah, but like I said,"
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"Anyway, you pick the pinecones,"
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"and they harvest the seeds."
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"It sounds like this is going to be like, a very um,"
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"cathartic journey for you guys."
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"- Here's hoping. - Hmm! Yeah."
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"So uh, here's the keys."
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"Don't throw any parties."
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"Pinky swear."
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"Hmm, we should probably get going."
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"We were going..."
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"to hit the hot springs before the sun sets!"
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"Oh yeah, definitely want to get a soak in,"
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"before you tackle the cones."
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"Which you must really be..."
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""pining" for by now!"
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"Okay. Okay!"
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"Well, safe travels."
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"I will not be watering those plants."
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"Hello? Sorry."
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"- Hey, Moira. - Hi."
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"- Hey! - Hey, Moira."
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"Stay away from the Cafe, the olives are bad."
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"I found Johnny at the Cafe, he'd had a lot of olives,"
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"before he had any more "olives.""
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"- Hello, dear. - John, what have you..."
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"Well, Bob kicked me out of the garage"
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"so Cal could steal people's money."
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"I think you can handle this from here,"
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"so have a good night, Johnny."
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"Okay, thanks, guys."
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"Oh John, I think you could use a nice, cold shower."
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"You and the kids are doing it all, Moira."
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"Alexis has a job,"
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"David's puttin' money in the coffers,"
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"you're on Council, making a difference every day."
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"Not every day."
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"You know what, I don't know if I'm..."
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"looking after this family as well as I should be."
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"John, you're the only one holding this family together."
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"And that's the most important job of all."
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"You're a good man, John Rose,"
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"and good men always win!"
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"What's that?"
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"But just because no one is currently seeing"
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"all the wonders of which you are capable,"
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"does not mean that you are not"
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"Well, thank you, Moira."
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"- Has he thrown up yet? - Oh, go to bed!"
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"- It's six o'clock! - Goodnight!"
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"So, on a scale of one..."
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"to a Sao Paolo hangover,"
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"how are we feeling right now?"
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"I wouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning."
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"Children, have some respect for your father's condition."
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"I'm feeling fine, Moira."
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"- You don't look fine. - I'm fine!"
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"All right, ready to order?"
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"Yeah, toast..."
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"dry toast, and more coffee, please."
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"And I know it's early, but I'm kind of feeling like,"
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"a big piece of fish."
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"Mm!"
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"Um... and I'll have a bowl of room temperature hollandaise sauce, please."
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"Oh, that's funny, very funny."
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"- Don't listen to them, John. - Very funny."
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"Don't listen and pick a point on the wall if you need to."
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"Just a fruit cup for me, please."
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