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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Conspiracy (S06E06)

"and can't in good conscious call it a match."
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"- But he posed for so many photos with me."
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"I'm honestly impressed with the commitment."
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"like someone put a Pixar character"
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"into a microwave."
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"to one round tonight."
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"Oh, and make sure to text the group chain"
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"Speaking of, I read your postcoital report"
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"You didn't fill in emotional state."
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"They're not accepting coupons. - Didn't you get that email?"
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"We're only accepting digital coupons now."
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"- What?"
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"- It seems crazy to change something that's working."
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"but then they developed the car, and--"
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"Zephra's asking that we no longer"
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"Then say one of those instead. - To the customers?"
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"Let me change it."
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"Do you guys know every time you see Cheyenne"
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"it's 'cause that's where she goes to fart."
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"- - Ew."
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"- Blowing up my fart spot is messed up."
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"- Well, it happened. Nina dumped me."
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"- Guys?"
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"Getting really real about Cheyenne."
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"♪"
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"tone-deaf, Celine wannabe--"
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"- Uh, I think Cheyenne might've slipped another one in there."
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"- What's a "Dune" fight?"
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"I came home, and you and Randy were watching"
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"That's why I was so pissed, remember?"
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"- That's why you did that?"
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"- You thought I was gonna eat"
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"at Cloud 9 corporate, you know, about them making us"
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"I keep getting this weird message back"
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"from a mailer demon."
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"- So no more Gary, no more Heaven,"
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"just more computers and demons."
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"they're nuts."
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"- You're 5'8". - Same difference."
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"you have my number."
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"Get it? Talking about Mateo."
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"- Well, Cheyenne's the one who needs help."
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"She's got less brains-- - Guys."
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"Can you take it outside?"
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"Life is railing Sayid right now."
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"- Honestly, I'm glad they cut me off."
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"An old man shook his cane at me--"
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"flirtatiously at first, but then it got mean."
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"- I'm sorry."
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"Just--I started doing some research,"
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"and I came across this article, "The Truth About Zephra.""
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"- Oh, like tax evasion, offshore banking?"
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"What are we talking here?"
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"- You think Zephra's involved in mind control?"
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"- No, it's not that I believe in mind control,"
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"I've learned some stuff."
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"You ready to wake up? - Well, I am awake."
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"I don't get it."
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"-"
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"- Right?"
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"if we just up our game a little."
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"- Yeah, but you can't use my punch card, 'cause you suck."
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"- Good. I wouldn't want to, dick."
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"Ooh, we should get clown sundaes."
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"- What?"
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"We'll just talk quietly."
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"- Okay, but, actually, I'm just trying to find out"
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"What's with that room in the back"
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"- Exactly."
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"a couple months ago."
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"- Oh, yeah, no, the car cell phone holder."
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"You had a Kia Optima, right?"
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"- What I'm going through, Mr. Dinkins,"
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"is someone who I thought was my close friend"
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"in our friendship, which makes me wonder"
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"But, you know, Marcus and Sandra think--"
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"- Yes, because they want you to convince me"
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"- How does a bird kill itself? - Just stops flapping."
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"- I'll tell you what's a big lie--"
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"where the Earth looks round when it's definitely flat."
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"Marcus, let's talk this out."
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"- You've done that?"
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"Put on your little peacoat and stood on a dock for hours"
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"until ships disappear?"
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"Would people actually believe"
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"that I put bees in your sandwich?"
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"I mean, like, where do we even get a bunch of dead bees?"
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"It's probably why this whole Sayid break-up thing"
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""I know what you did!" - Okay."
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"that you're Harmonica's real father."
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"- Yeah, imagine how pissed I'd be."
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"- Let's not commit to anything just yet,"
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"I asked him if he remembered me being mad"
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"when I came home that night, but I just got"
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"- Yeah, you texted him 12 times in 3 minutes."
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"He texted you that so you would stop."
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"to your face. - Please don't."
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"- Sometimes I save screenshots of texts that you send me."
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"at the perfect moment, like June 12, 2018--"
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"at your wedding?"
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"I thought his grandmother died."
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"- Oh, yeah, they're going at it."
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"than you'll ever have! -"
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"This whole time, I thought that you were my friend,"
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"- What? "Ultimate betrayal.""
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"- This is ridiculous. - Whatever."
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"- Yeah, we just jotted down a couple of bullet points."
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"Okay, this is way more interesting"
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"than some nobody getting dumped."
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"- What is wrong with you? - Dina, you don't understand."
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"- Whoa."
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"These are the mind-control machines."
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"- They look like this! - Jesus, people."
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"Freedom! - What?"
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"- "Abre los ojos"!"
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"- Connection interrupted."
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"- Network error. Network error."
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"- Thank you for your patience."
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"We did have a malfunction..."
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