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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"They're having a show this Friday. How cool is that?"
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"Oh, does she know that one song?"
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"Mm-mm, chaka, mm-mm, chaka."
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"What's that song called?"
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"Oh, right. It's called every reggae song."
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"- I am not irrelevant. - What?"
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"I ran the numbers."
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"If Lily and I have sex twice a week,"
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"which let's be honest, we all know is being conservative,"
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"and we've been together for ten years,"
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"plus 17 more times on the honeymoon,"
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"minus the two-week drought when I said the checker at the grocery store"
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"reminded me of a young Lily,"
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"then we have had sex a total of..."
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"- wait for it... - Nice."
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"My mom called once."
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"But that's more times than Barney has ever had sex,"
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"and to your point, Ted, Lily is a quality girl."
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"I win. Lawyered."
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"Doesn't count."
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"- It totally counts. - You're right. It does count."
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"It counts as one. You've had sex once. How was it?"
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"I still matter."
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"Okay, Ted, go win the bet."
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"You have my blessing. She's a wonderful girl."
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"I should know."
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"Oh, okay. Ok, I see what you're doing."
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"We've never shared a woman, have we, Ted? Isn't that funny?"
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"You're with her now. I was with her a year ago."
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"You figure, for her, that's like 200 showers ago."
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"You've got to ask yourself, Ted, "Is 200 enough?""
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"You know what?"
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"I don't mind."
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"No, of course you don't mind."
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"Just like the second guy to climb Mount Everest didn't mind"
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"thrust into its supple peak."
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"No, I'm sure when you're with her, I'll be the furthest thing from your mind."
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"Kissing what I've already kissed,"
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"nuzzling what I've already nuzzled,"
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"going... (blubbering) on what I've already gone (blubbering) on."
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"Barney, I'm not afraid of catching your cooties, 'kay?"
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"Really? Ted's not afraid of cooties?"
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"- having a sip of my gin and tonic. - Fine."
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"And I only stirred that with my pinky."
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"Guess who loves Robin."
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"Kids. Kids love Robin."
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"Doug thinks I'm pretty cool."
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"Really, that's great! You and George, all thanks to me."
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"Yeah, I'm going to have to break up with him."
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"- What? - Well, it's just..."
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"it's getting a little bit too serious with the kid."
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"You know, it's just not what I'm looking for."
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"So better I break it off now before he gets too attached."
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"What?"
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"I hate to tell you, but..."
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"He drew it in class today."
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"Oh, crap."
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"There's no way that's a picture of me."
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"That woman has on hoop earrings. I don't even own hoop earrings."
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"I have one pair and they're gold. Those are fruit loops."
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"You are so in denial right now"
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"and you're doing what you always do in relationships:"
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"the second you get close to a guy, you want to bail."
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"Okay, granted, he's six, but the point stands."
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"Well, we'll ask the guys."
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"They'll tell you that's not me."
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"That's totally you."
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"Wh... you guys are crazy."
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"Hey, who drew the picture of Robin?"
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"- It's not me. - You're joking, right?"
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"- It's not me! - "My new mommy.""
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"Kind of has a nice ring to it."
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"Hey, now that you're a mom, are you going to start wearing"
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"those totally awesome jeans that go right up to your boobs?"
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"Do you guys really think this is me?"
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"Honey, it's you."
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"And if you're going to break up with George,"
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"you have to break up with his kid, too."
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"- Really? - Yeah, you can't just abandon him."
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"You have to talk to him."
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"Come on, Robin, you know it's the right thing to do."
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"Oh, man."
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"Doug was right: You are a pain in the ass."
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"So I had a really nice time tonight."
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"- Me, too. - Yeah?"
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"Hey, Ted, pucker up all you want, but I was here first."
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"to those two large ridges down there."
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"Something wrong?"
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"- Hey, Doug. - Are you here to see my dad?"
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"He's taking a shower."
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"Actually, I came to see you."
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"I wrote a poem. Do you want to hear it?"
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"Sure. Why not?"
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""To my new mommy."
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""You are pretty."
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""You are nice."
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"- And you smell like daisies." - Aw, that is so sweet."
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"Even though it doesn't rhyme."
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"Look, uh, Doug."
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"There's no good way to say this, uh..."
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"Aunt Robin didn't know what to say."
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"This kid has never been dumped before."
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"But then she realized..."
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"this kid had never been dumped before."
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"She could use every cliché in the book."
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"We need to talk."
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"I just think, um, we both could use some space right now."
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"It's not you. It's me."
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"Look, I know this hurts, but you deserve someone better."
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"I'm just really trying to focus on my career right now."
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"You know?"
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"I just hope we can still be friends."
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"Hi."
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"I'm Brooke. I'm here for my date with George."
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"You must be the babysitter."
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"I had so much coffee earlier. I need to run to the loo, but hey, Dougie."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"That was my new mom."
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"So... this picture is not of me?"
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"- Why would I draw a picture of you? - Wha...?"
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