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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"How many dates has she been on with your dad?"
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"Two."
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"I've been on, like, five and you like her better?"
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"And what about me?"
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"You think I just go around pouring cereal for every boy in town?"
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"Why are you getting so upset, Roberta?"
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"Robin. My name is Robin."
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"Like the bird, remember?"
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"Whatever."
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"So that's it, huh?"
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"- Look, you're great, but... - Yeah."
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"There's always a "but.""
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"Well, I couldn't do it. I broke up with her."
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"Thanks a lot, by the way. A beautiful, sexy girl"
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"and all I could think about was you being there first."
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"You were stuck in my head like a Chumbawamba song."
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"Which Chumbawamba song?"
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"Well, what an interesting turn of events."
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"It looks like I'm going to win."
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"What do you mean "win"? You couldn't even talk to her."
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"You tried and you got slapped."
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"That's what you think happened."
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"Okay, great, rule #1: no eye patches or props of any ki..."
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"Here's the deal: my friend just got dumped, so he's a little shy,"
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"but he'd love to buy you a drink and get to know you."
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"The problem is, he thinks a pretty girl like you won't go for a guy like him."
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"So would you slap me across the face so he can see you're not into guys who'd feed you lines?"
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"What do you say? For my friend?"
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"You are so sweet."
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"So now, whatever nice things Ted does for her, in her mind,"
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"I'm the guy who's even nicer than him."
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"So you never slept with her?"
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"Not even at all."
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"It gets better."
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"Remember Ted's phone conversation?"
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"Well, have fun in yoga."
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"Well..."
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"- I am... - Sorry."
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"Stacey, right?"
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"Yeah... oh, you're Ted's friend from the bar, right?"
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"Wait, don't tell me you go to yoga here, too."
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"I do."
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"She plays bass in a reggae band."
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"...and then I'm going to head out to a reggae concert."
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"I'm a huge fan of reggae."
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"I play in a reggae band."
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"No way."
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"I wonder why Ted didn't tell me about that."
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"Like I said, I'm a huge reggae fan."
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"After a while, crocodile."
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"- See you later, allig... - See you later, allig..."
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"We are two peas."
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"Wow, well, take care."
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"Um, namaste."
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"You are a sociopath."
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"And that was my yoga mat."
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"So now with Ted out of the picture, I'm going to swoop in"
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"and win the whole thing."
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"Parce que j'ai le jeu, mes chiennes."
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"Translation:"
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""'Cause I got game, bitches.""
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"No. No, this doesn't prove anything because..."
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"Hold on a second."
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"What happened?"
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"Stay there. I'll be right over."
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"Oh, I can't believe you got dumped by a six-year-old."
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"Whatever. He's a stupid-head."
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"I'm just... I'm done with kids."
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"Of course, Robin eventually made her peace with kids."
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"And as you guys know,"
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"she went on to appear in some very important works of art:"
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"yours."
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"You know, I really appreciate"
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"how cool you've been about us taking things slow."
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"Since Ted, you know, I..."
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"That's what makes you so special, baby."
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"Anyway, I am so psyched to be playing Sunsplash tomorrow."
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"We go on sometime between 11:00 and 6:00,"
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"so you probably want to get there before 9:00 just to be safe."
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"Oh... and it's gonna be muddy."
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"Transcript: Raceman Resync: kabbage"
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"Whatever, Ted."
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"getting all the way to the top only to find Sir Edmund Hillary's flagpole"
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"From this spot, I also launched an expedition"
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"We just really connected."
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"Why?"
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"I should've just worn that stupid eye patch."
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"Hey, Stace?"
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