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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"What are you doing to help score chicks?"
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"Okay, I'm going to let you in on a little secret."
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"People with real game don't need eye patches."
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"Theodore. No, no, no."
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"You can't spell "game" without "me","
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"and "me" has the best game."
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"Yeah, well, I got so much game, I'm Cornish game hen."
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"Oh, yeah? I'm the New York State gaming commissioner."
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"Well, I'm The Game. Well-crafted,"
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"keep-you-guessing thriller starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn."
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"You're here and not in stall two."
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"Yeah. So?"
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"I may have made some"
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"wildly inappropriate homoerotic comments to a gentleman wearing your shoes."
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"- Okay, Marshall? - Yes."
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"Which one of us has more game?"
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"Neither of you guys has any game, right?"
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"Or else you'd be married like me."
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"What?"
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"If dating is the game, then marriage is winning the game."
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"Yeah. If you're playing in the women's league."
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"You're joking. I have mad game, brah."
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"One: we agreed not to ever say "brah" anymore."
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"It was a good week, we had a lot of fun, but it's over."
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"Two: you've been with Lily for 11 years."
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"Your idea of good game is"
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"slapping on a Dr. Seuss hat and flashing two tickets to a Spin Doctors concert."
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"Yeah, I hate to say it, buddy, but, uh, you're kind of irrelevant."
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"What? I am not irrelevant."
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"I know tons of stuff. I can help you guys."
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"I don't want to be left out."
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"By sheer numbers alone, I win. Come on, dude. You've seen my list."
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"You guys want to hear one of my lines?"
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"First of all, I did not ask to see that list, and I am still horrified."
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"And true game is about quality, not quantity,"
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"and a quality girl would pick me over you any day."
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"Are you a model?"
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"That one's good because it's flattering. To the girl."
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"Ted, I challenge you to a picking up girls Olympiad."
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"- Fine. - There will be 26 events"
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"spread out over 11 weeks."
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"We will travel to a neutral city where a panel of international judges..."
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"Or we could just choose a girl, and the first one to seal the deal wins?"
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"That's good, too."
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"How about her?"
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"You're on."
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"Before we start, why don't we jot down a few basic ground rules?"
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"Okay, great. Rule #1: no eye patches or props of any..."
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"One time, I was with this girl, and I tried that model line,"
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"and I totally got some over-the-shirt boob action"
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"Man, just stop. You're bumming everybody out."
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"Rule number two: this bet is for one million dollars."
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"- I win. - How?"
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"Oh, I slept with her. About a year ago. I just forgot."
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"Oh, well, that doesn't count. The bet started the moment we shook."
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"But I can't sleep with her again. She hates me."
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"Oh. Interesting. Look who just took a commanding lead."
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"Now with you out of the picture, I can take my sweet time."
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"- Ted, she's leaving. - Get out of my way."
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"By the look of those shoes, here comes your bathroom buddy."
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"Look who's got game."
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"So, you're a big kids person, huh?"
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"Only the biggest ever."
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"I think kids are so great,"
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"especially, um, the little ones."
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"You know, uh... pudgy, can't sit up, don't have teeth yet."
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"- You mean babies? - Yeah, I like that kind."
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"- Well, Doug's almost six, so... - Oh, six is great."
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"Oh, you are going to love six."
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"Six is when they, uh, they really start to, um..."
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"I hate kids."
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"I mean, I don't hate kids. I'm-I'm just not a kid person."
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"I mean, yeah, it's cute that their shoes are real little,"
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"but beyond that, what's the draw?"
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"You must think I'm nuts."
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"What? No, no, no. I... So you don't like kids, so what?"
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"And I'm not looking for a mother for Doug."
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"Uh, why don't we just hold off on you meeting him?"
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"Yeah. Let's take things slow."
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"And kids, that's exactly what she did."
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"Then, on a totally different day that was definitely not the next morning,"
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"Aunt Robin had to face her worst fear."
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"- Hey, what's up? - It's here, Lily."
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"The kid. What do I do?"
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"Just talk to him. You can do this, Robin."
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"Who are you?"
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"Ah, no, it's not. It's actually a type of bird."
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"My friend Patrick has a parakeet named Robin, so there."
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"- Do you want to talk in Morse code? - Dude, I'm-I'm just reading my paper,"
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"- so... - Beep."
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"Beep. Beep. Beep...!"
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"I'm starving. Will you make me cereal?"
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"Sure."
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"What are you doing? You're supposed to pour the milk first."
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"What?! No, you pour the cereal first so you know how much milk you need."
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"It tastes better milk first!"
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"It all tastes the same once it's in the bowl."
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"Why are you wearing my dad's pants?"
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"Milk first it is."
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"What are you reading?"
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"The business section."
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"The Fed's going to lower rates again to bail out these sub-prime lenders."
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"Bunch of idiots."
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"Ms. Aldrin says it's not nice to call people names."
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"Well, maybe if they weren't such idiot I wouldn't have to call them that."
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"That's what I said."
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"You're pretty cool."
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"You, too."
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"Meanwhile, Stacey and I had started dating."
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"Oh, Stacey was the girl from the bar."
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"Anyway, I was close to winning the bet when something unexpected happened."
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"I started to really like her."
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"Well, have fun in yoga."
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"She's strengthening her core."
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"I think that's going to be good."
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"Yeah? All right."
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"After a while, crocodile."
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"You see this?"
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"Game face."
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"Oh. Get this. She plays bass in a reggae band."
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