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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Pre-Nup (S08E08)

"Ah! My ferrets will be so happy."
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"They have been living in an airport locker for Weeks."
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"I'll admit, there have been a few awkward moments."
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"[ Laughs ] You are going to love this."
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"This is the popular German situational comedy, Strange Compatriots."
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"- [ Laughs ] Here we come. - ♪♪ [ TV Theme ]"
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"Here is the thing about this show. Okay."
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"- [ Laughing ] is very, very neat. - ♪♪ [ TV: Man Singing in German ]"
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"Oh, Fritz. Kommen Sie hier..."
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"Ah."
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"It's time to give Klaus das boot."
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"[Klaus Sobbing]"
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"Wait, can- Can you hear us through the Wall?"
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"Yes, I can hear you."
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"I hear everything."
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"That's it. Klaus, get in here!"
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"For Gods sake!"
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"I Want you out of my apartment."
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"You, those ferrets and all five newborns."
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"Six and counting."
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"Mama is still going. It's like a clown car."
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"Suddenly it wasn't our apartment anymore."
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"- These guys are unbelievable. - You know What?"
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"Wait. I have an idea."
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"You know What?"
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"- I'm on board with the whole prenup thing. - That's great."
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"It's here to protect you too, sweetie..."
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"from becoming unappealing to me."
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"Actually, I made my own prenup..."
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"with a little help."
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"Ladies?"
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"Go ahead and sign. It's all pretty standard."
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"Ooh. This, uh, might not be the best time to ask."
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"I'm sort of getting back in the game."
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"[ Clears Throat ] The redhead with the baby-whats her situation?"
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"“In the event of divorce..."
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"Ms. Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits.”"
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"Why?"
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"What would you do with them?"
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"Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."
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"That is just sick."
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"Keep reading."
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"“Mr. Stimson is allowed to attend..."
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"any function at the Playboy Mansion.”"
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"- At least that's nice. - Mmm."
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"“Provided he arrives in an urn.”"
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"Gentlemen! Just in time."
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"What are you bitches doin' here?"
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"- Lily. - Oh, he's napping."
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"It's the only time I get to go blue."
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"Barney texted us, said you guys were ganging up on him."
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"So we're just here to ensure he doesn't sign anything he'll regret."
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"I'm sorry. I don't think anyone here other than me is a lawyer-"
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"a well-paid, successful lawyer."
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"I'm-I'm a lawyer. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Actually, we worked together for a year."
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"Back off, stretch. I saw her first."
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"Hang on a second."
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"anytime Mr. Stimson can't rise to the occasion."
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"Hey, what's this about a shock collar?"
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"Ms. Garvey has many attractive friends who will come to visit."
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"May I offer you some goat cheese puff pastries I made, mistress?"
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"As long as you can do it quietly."
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"- [ Electrical Crackling ] - [ Groaning ]"
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"[ Barney] Wait. I'm confused"
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"If ifs not around my neck, then where's the shock collar?"
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"On, God."
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"[ Men, Together] Oh, God."
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"It's more of a shock ring really."
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"Her idea."
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"Little missy's packing a brain too."
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"[ Stammers ] Hey, you know What?"
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"Since we're all pitching in, may I suggest a provision?"
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"In the event that you have a son..."
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"Mr. Stinson is free to play with his child however he sees fit."
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"How about forbidding your future husband..."
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"from spiking his child into his crib?"
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"How about a clause protecting you from having to engage in a three-way..."
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"with her and whatever's on basic cable?"
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"I got nothing."
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"How about a provision barring any nudist, German ex-fiancés..."
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"From slapping his strudel up and down your sofa?"
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"How about pretending to be a hero..."
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"- The skin of my eyelid! - That's how they kiss."
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"- Are you serious? - [ All Arguing]"
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"You all have someone who loves you, and you're screwing it up."
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"And over what-who has the most power?"
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"Love is trusting someone enough..."
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"to tell them what's really bothering you."
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"So that's What we're gonna do. You, start."
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"When you got scared about Marvin..."
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"it felt like you were saying that I'm not as good a parent as you."
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"You're an amazing mom, and I wanna live up to that."
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"I-I probably have trust issues..."
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"Because my dad wasn't there for me."
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"But I know that you'll always be there to catch Marvin."
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"You, next."
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"Having Klaus back in our lives..."
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"I only Wanted to help Klaus..."
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"because I feel guilty about how happy I am with you."
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"[ Exhales ] I find you so sexy."
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"It just hurt that you don't feel the same about me."
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"I get turned on watching myself do the news during sex."
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"[ Scoffs ] That's cool."
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"Look at that. No legal documents needed."
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"Just honesty and vulnerability. That's love."
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"You see, I once loved someone."
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"Only I didn't say it enough."
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"Hell, I don't care if ifs crazy."
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"I'm-I'm doing it."
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"Put Tugboat on the line."
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"Hey, buddy. Hey, ifs the man."
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"[ Ted Narrating ] And for a moment all felt right with the world."
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"But that very night the autumn of breakups would claim its first victims."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"Good night."
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"Good night."
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"Good night."
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"[ Klaus ] Gute Nacht. And you too, my babies."
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"Oh, danke for the sweet eye kisses."
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