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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Pre-Nup (S08E08)

"[ Giggles ] Ow!"
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"- After you, sir. - Ladies first."
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"[ Chuckles ] I insist."
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"- I insist. - [ Laughs ]"
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"- I'm not throwing mine out first. - I'm not throwing mine out first."
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"You duped me out of thousands of dollars."
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"I'm the one who needs a prenup."
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"- I just thought of some more stuff to add. - I'm not half finished."
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"[Sighs] Let's dive in."
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"Yeah."
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"Maybe it should be."
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"Barney, do you trust me?"
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"[ Scoffs ]"
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"No."
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"Do you trust me?"
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"No."
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"♪ ♪ [ Acoustic Guitar]"
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"- [ Man ] ♪ Falling to the ground ♪ - Yeah."
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"♪ I was anxious to be found ♪"
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"♪ To the safety of your cloud ♪"
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"I'm sorry, buddy."
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"Hey, there's always Wives two through eight."
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"They sounded pretty hot in your fantasy."
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"All but Wife seven. She was just there 'cause her dad was rich."
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"Actually, I'm okay."
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"I found out I'll never trust someone enough to get married."
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"And that's fine."
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"My single life is, and always will be, legen-"
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"Wait for it."
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"Dary!"
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"My wedding is gonna be legendary."
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"- So prenup? - Not this time."
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"- Totally. - Mmm."
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"- ♪ Falling into sound ♪ - [ Robin ] Thanks."
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"See, Tugboat?"
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"That's love. Yeah."
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"- [ TV: Man Speaking German] - [Chuckles] Oh, okay."
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"You see, Ludwig has started to polish the doorknobs..."
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"but Wilhelm has already completed this chore."
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"[All Laughing]"
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"[ Together ] Ohh."
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"It all started when Barney got a little friendly advice from a coworker."
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"You won't believe What Quinn did today."
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"Anyway, I realize these aren't just terms for divorce, so I ask-"
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"I didn't really cross it out."
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"[Exclaiming] Oop! Fumble!"
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"You know What? I will play with my son however I see fit."
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"Mmm."
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"Oh, Klaus, I wish that there was something I could do to help."
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"There is, little lady. I've got a guest room."
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"Yeah, for about five minutes. Then he gets herds remorse."
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"One of them is very neat, and the other one-"
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"- Cue sad slide whistle sounds”? - ;; [Tone Descends]"
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"Enough. Enough!"
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"me and Victoria..."
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"Barneys prenup ruined my night too."
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"I may be a little Weird."
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"[Cooing Chuckling]"
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"but then caving the moment a ferret bite breaks the skin?"
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"♪ I turned around ♪"
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"He got evicted. Hes miserable."
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"They're just using Barneys prenup as a way to complain about us."
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"♪ ♪ [ Upbeat Pop ]"
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"God, I come up with a lot of good stuff."
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"every five years or 50,000 honka-hookas, whichever comes first.”"
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"God! What the hell does Barney think marriage is gonna be like anyway?"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"My brothers and my dad used to roughhouse with me all the time."
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"Ah, yes, we'll explain."
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"If we really need something this complicated to get married-"
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