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Clips from The Simpsons - Girls Just Want to Have Sums (S17E17)

"that I can't get the best math education because I'm a girl?"
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"(SIGHS) I don't have any opinions anymore."
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"All I know is that no one is better than anyone else,"
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"and everyone is the best at everything."
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"Not you. You're the worst!"
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"Now get poisoning those squirrels."
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"(CHEEPING)"
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"Please, be reasonable."
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"(STAMMERING) I'm sure we can..."
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"Mom, the girls' school is a joke,"
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"and I'm not allowed to take the boys' math."
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"When I was in school, I loved math. until..."
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"Want to hop in my dune bug and erode some beach?"
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"Come on, baby."
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"The only math you need is you plus me equals forever."
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"Oh, Homie!"
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"Since then, I haven't been able lo do any of the calculus"
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"but that's not going to happen to you."
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"Well, what can I do? They won't let me in the boys' school."
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"Yes, unless..."
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"There. You're the perfect little he-she."
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"Mom, I don't think this will fool anybody."
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"Hey, who's the rude dude with the attitude?"
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"He's one of Bart's friends. Mmm-hmm."
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"You seem cool. Want to catch a movie?"
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"You never take our kids to the movies."
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"Let's not fight in front of my cool new friend."
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"Punch for a punch."
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"So, what's your name, newbie?"
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"I'm, uh... Jake."
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"That's your Christian name."
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"What's your surname?"
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"Uh... Boy-man..."
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"You have toilet paper on your shoe."
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"(CHUCKLES EMBARRASSEDLY)"
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"Yeah, I guess I do."
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"Hey, a talking toilet!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Class, settle down. We have a new student today."
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"His name is Jake Boyman."
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"He likes the Hardy Boys, boy scouts,"
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"boy bands, Chef Boyardee, and he is a boy."
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"What are you drawing?"
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"A robot with guns for arms shooting"
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"a plane made out of guns that fires guns."
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"MISTER PEIRCE: Everyone take out your math books, come on."
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"Now, how many different numbers can Y be?"
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"That's easy, just one. The number five."
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"Wrong."
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"(GASPS) There are two possible solutions,"
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"five and negative five."
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"LISA: Oh, my God, I was wrong!"
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"And no one cared about my feelings! (CHUCKLES)"
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"Psst! I drew a picture of you being shot by a gun."
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"Mmm."
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"They used to razz me when I was new here."
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"It'll pass."
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"Hey, Mildew. Do you like tongue twisters?"
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"Boy, do I!"
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"Do you want a jawbreaker?"
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"Boy, do I!"
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"So do you miss having the girls around?"
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"No."
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"Girls never really got me."
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"Did you know Lisa Simpson?"
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"Lisa?"
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"Oh, yeah, we totally had a thing,"
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"She got too clingy."
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"Milhouse doesn't do clingy."
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"I have to go."
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"That was my eating food!"
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"ALL: (CHANTING) Fight! Fight! Fight!"
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"LISA: Okay, I can talk my way out of this."
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"You're full of rage 'cause your father abandoned you."
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"(GRUNTING) And because you're poor,"
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"so you don't feel like you're good enough."
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"You just want somebody to say, "I love you.""
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"I love you, Jimbo."
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"Hey, every joke has a kernel of truth!"
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"Eep!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"While you were at girls' school,"
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"Nelson totally whaled on this dork."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"That's right."
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"I'm Toilet."
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"Toilet."
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"So, did you tell Mom you got beat up?"
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"Not yet."
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"If I do, she'll never let me go to the boys' math class again."
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"Hey, no one with a choice should ever have to be a girl."
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"I'll teach you how to be a boy."
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"You'd do that for me? That is so sweet."
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"You're a boy, nothing is sweet."
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"BART: Now, when you eat like a boy,"
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"only two french fries in five should make it into your mouth."
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"(CHOMPING)"
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"lf they fall on the floor, you want 'em more."
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"Because then they come with extra toppings."
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"(GAGS) I'm gonna be sick."
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"Awesome!"
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"I am looking,"
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"and don't start a puke war that you cannot finish."
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"So, do you want to Wang Chung tonight?"
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"I don't know."
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"I'm still frowny with you."
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"Do you really think women are mentally inferior?"
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"Well, uh, honey, you're just as smart as a man."
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"Sometimes when I'm with you,"
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"I feel like I'm doing it with a dude."
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"(growls)"
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"Oh."
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"Well, I won't be lonely."
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"Mmm."
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"At least everyone knows I'm smarter than you."
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"Oh, how did this happen?"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(ALL LAUGHING) Now, for your final test."
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