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Clips from The Simpsons - Girls Just Want to Have Sums (S17E17)

"To fully become a man, you must pick a fight"
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"LISA: A fight?"
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"That would mean rejecting the last part of me that's aim a girl."
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"Do it, Lisa!"
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"You'll be greater than or equal to boys."
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"Even though you're only eight,"
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"your possibilities are infinite."
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"Twenty-seven!"
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"LISA: Okay, I'll do it. But whom should I beat up?"
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"(SIGHS) Fine, I'll beat up Ralph."
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"Uh, give me your lunch money."
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"Um... Uh..."
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"I guess I'm gonna have to get this party started."
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"Fight! Fight! Fight!"
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"Forgive me for this. Okay!"
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"You just beat up the most harmless kid in school."
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"Well done!"
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"(INDISTINCT PRAISE)"
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"Hey, Toilet, want to play guns? Sure!"
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"I know what guys want"
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"And the award for outstanding achievement"
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"in the field of mathematics goes to..."
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"Jake Boyman!"
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"ALL: (CHANTING) Toilet! Toilet! Toilet!"
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"Toilet! Toilet!"
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"Thank you. Or should I say thank you!"
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"We've been Yentl'd!"
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"The best math student in the whole school is a girl!"
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"Do you know why you did good at math?"
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""Did well.""
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"Give it a rest, Melanie."
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"Calling me by my first name is harassment."
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"Well, in for a penny, in for a pound."
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"(MOANING)"
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"Oh, Superintendent!"
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"The only reason Lisa won is because she learned to think like a boy!"
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"I turned her into a burping, farting, bullying, math machine!"
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"That's a lie!"
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"Ow!"
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"I got hit by boy Lisa and girl Lisa!"
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"Mmm..."
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"I always thought that boys had it easier."
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"But now I see their world is more cruel"
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"and sadistic than lever imagined."
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"(BOYS CHEERING)"
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"Chair fight!"
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"(ALL GRUNTING)"
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"And I did get better at math,"
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"but it was only by abandoning everything I believed in."
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"I guess the real reason we don't see many women in math and science is..."
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"You're cutting into the award for best flutist!"
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"Well, whatever the answer is,"
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"Now enjoy your stupid flutist."
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"(GROANS)"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"This isn't a book, it's a play."
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"(APPLAUSE) MAN: Bravo!"
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"I insist on seeing the director."
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"Due to nervous exhaustion and diarrhea of the mouth..."
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"You're not the boss of my teeth!"
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"Oh, math, I have missed you!"
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"(GAGGING)"
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"Oh, I'd love to, but I've got my Calculus final tomorrow."
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"What are you playing?"
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"My name isn't Toilet. It's Jake."
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"ALL: (CHANTING) Toilet! Toilet!"
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"but I had to break it off."
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"(GRUNTS) (GROANS)"
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"Hey, Lis, you missed it."
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"with someone weaker than you."
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"(IMITATING FIRING)"
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"Toilet is Lisa?"
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"In the tidal destruction the moral melee"
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"It's the circle..."
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"I love the use of streamers as blood."
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"Boyman. Jake Boyman."
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"Yes, the circle..."
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"(LAUGHING) (GROANING)"
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"Hey, Toilet. (LAUGHING)"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"When I have crushed him (SOBBING)"
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