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Clips from The Simpsons - Girls Just Want to Have Sums (S17E17)

"You are a girl."
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"No. All... All I meant was, from what I've seen,"
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"boys are better at math, science."
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"There, that should put the matter behind us."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Calm down, calm down."
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"I'm sure principal Skinner didn't mean girls are inherently inferior."
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"Uh, one thing we can all agree on, though,"
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"this little lady sure looks pretty tonight."
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"Am I right? (CROWD JEERING)"
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"(CROWD BOOING)"
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"(CHANTING) Two, four, six, eight"
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"Step the man from teaching hate"
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"Eight, six, four, two"
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"We do math as good as you"
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"One, two..."
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"Skinner! You've got to deal with these kooks."
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"Pretend I agree with them."
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"Well, you'd better hurry. Look what they've done to your car."
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"No, that's how it always looks."
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"Today, we celebrate the first of many,"
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"many, many, many diversity forums."
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"Why is it that women “appear“ to be worse at math than men?"
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"What is the source of this “illusion?"
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"Or as I call it, the biggest lie ever told?"
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"Please believe me, I..."
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"See? (ALL GASP)"
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"Ha-ha! The principal's a tranny."
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"Am I wearing women's clothes?"
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"I didn't notice."
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"When I look in my closet, I don't see male clothes or female clothes."
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"They're all the same."
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"Are you saying that men and women are identical?"
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"Oh, no, of course not! Women are unique in every way."
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"Now he's saying women and men aren't equal."
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"No, no, no."
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"It's the differences, of which there are none,"
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"that make the sameness exceptional."
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"Just tell me what to say."
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"(HYPERVENTILATING)"
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"Oh, dear. Um, attention, students."
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"Yes, yes, yes, I said "diarrhea.""
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"Principal Skinner is going to be replaced"
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"by women's educational expert, Melanie Upfoot."
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"Children, meet your new principal."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"For too long,"
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"there's been an anti-woman bias in math."
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"Boys are aggressive, obnoxious,"
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"and never let us be heard."
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"From now on, I am splitting the school in two,"
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"separating the boys and the girls forever."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Girls on the left, boys on the right."
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"This rocks!"
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"No more stupid girl classes, like ballroom dancing."
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"Oh, no, that's still mandatory for everybody."
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"Willie?"
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"Now, this is why I got into education."
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"They're going to divide the school in two?"
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"Yeah, one for boys and one for girls."
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"It is going to be awesome!"
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"Isn't that right, Bart Jr.?"
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"All this hoo-haw about girls and math is silly."
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"Women are as smart as men."
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"Why, a woman invented Liquid Paper."
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"Well, do you know what a man invented?"
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"Actual paper."
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"Well, a woman also invented the windshield wiper."
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"Which goes great with another male invention, the car."
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"Um..."
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"(STAMMERING) I think a woman came up with nylon stockings."
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"I mean, probably. We certainly use them."
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"Let's see, men also have rocket ships,"
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"suspension bridges, constitutional government,"
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"snow shoes, brass knuckles..."
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"(GROWLING)"
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"...pinball machines, the Renaissance..."
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"Oh, why did women invent sleeping on the couch?"
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"(BRAKES SCREECH)"
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"(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"All right, I'm going to open this cage, but no biting!"
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"(GASPS) It's so beautiful!"
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"Ooh! Paintings by female artists!"
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"(GASPS) Frida Kahlo, Georgia O'Keefe..."
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"(GASPS) Cathy Guisewite!"
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"we can finally breathe. Breathe, ladies."
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"(ALL BREATHE DEEPLY)"
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"Now, let's buckle down and do some math."
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"(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"How do numbers make you feel?"
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"What does a plus sign smell like?"
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"Is the number seven odd, or just different?"
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"Are we going to do any actual math problems?"
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""Problems"? (SCOFFS)"
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"That's how men see math,"
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"But, isn't it?"
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"I mean, confidence building cant replace real learning."
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"Uh-oh, Lisa."
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"Sounds like you're trying to derail our self-esteem engine."
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"Let's sing it back on the tracks!"
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"(SINGING) The best thing I can ever be"
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"ls to be okay with me"
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"ALL: Me!"
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"Okay, boys' school, I need a challenge."
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"(GROWLING)"
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"A mental challenge."
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"(LOW GROWL)"
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"Ugh!"
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"the volume of this snowman? Anyone?"
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"Just add the volume of the spheres."
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"We know the radii."
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"He forgot the volume of the carrot nose,"
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"one-third base times height."
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"SEYMOUR: No girls allowed!"
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"Principal Skinner?"
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"It's Groundskeeper Skinner now."
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"Assistant Groundskeeper, you puke!"
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"Assistant Groundskeeper Skinner,"
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"don't you think it's wrong"
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