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Clips from My So-Called Life - Life of Brian (S01E01)

"My mother is a behavioral psychologist,"
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"And my father is a Freudian psychiatrist,"
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"on everything,"
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"and talk about things that don't have deep symbolic meaning,"
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"- Child abuse! - Well, it's tangled."
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"Where the hell is it?"
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"- It was right here. - Fine, I'll do my braids myself."
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"So you feel okay about-- I mean, you've done this before, right?"
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"- Patty, I can wallpaper a room. - Right, I'm sorry. This is really great."
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"What?"
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"She likes you. Ask her to the dance!"
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"Let's just say it was very clearly implied."
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"I mean, World Happiness! Who thought of that?"
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"- As, like, policy. - Right. I sort of figured. So..."
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"I mean, if you wanted to go, which of course you don't..."
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"- Rayanne! - What?"
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"- Excuse me? - Can we help you?"
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"How they wait there forever..."
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"and when something finally tugs on their line, they don't panic,"
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"Why am I like this? I truly sicken myself,"
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"- Could you... - Right. Right."
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"I don't want to jump into anything blindly."
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"and one of them, you definitely know that you really like..."
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"- For you. - Exactly."
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"But the really great wallpaper..."
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"really desire it that much, or do you wait until..."
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"I guess it depends on how badly you need wallpaper."
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"- I would say pretty badly. - I guess that says it."
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"There's something about my life,"
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"It's just automatically true that nothing actually happens,"
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"I was told not to eat red meat by my doctor. So..."
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"- Right. - I'm glad you came."
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"So, I guess I should go."
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"Me, too."
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"So maybe this is what people mean..."
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"So are you going to ask me to this dance, or what?"
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"I was going to, eventually."
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"Exactly."
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"The dance committee, student council, yearbook, band."
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"Yes."
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"- I got to run. I'll catch you later. - Okay."
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"So she looked at me all concerned..."
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"like that wasn't the stupidest question in history."
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"And so, I broke down and cried. It was hysterical."
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"Ten days. No drink, no drugs."
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"- So, you know that girl, Pam Troy? - The one with the really bad perm?"
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"she broke down and cried that time in Human Sexuality? Yes, so?"
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"So I was thinking of asking her to the dance."
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"Well, isn't that who you really want to go with? Isn't it?"
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"Yes, in some imaginary universe that exists in my mind, but..."
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"Leave it to me."
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"My."
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"Are those morning glories not lining up?"
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"that's all you're ever going to notice."
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"Is that a bubble?"
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"It will outlive us all."
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"What I talked about was going full time to a culinary institute."
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"But that we can afford, so why are you closing your mind?"
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"So, did you hear that they're going to exterminate..."
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"stupid things, you know?"
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"what's really important."
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"Right."
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"I mean, I'm sure you're obviously not going. Right?"
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"I forgot my geometry book in my locker, so..."
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"since I just transferred here."
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"Simple. They're just paramecia."
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"What are the little hairy things around the edges?"
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"Those are cilia. They propel the paramecia."
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"A little bit lower."
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"- Brian Krakow is here. Good. - Hi, I was just..."
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"I see."
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"- Rayanne's right. - About what?"
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"We're hopeless."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Rayanne said the three of us are going to hang together."
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"Cool. So, Saturday."
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"So, I guess I should go with you and Rayanne and Corey, right?"
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"Whereas if it's just me and Corey and Rayanne--"
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"Yes."
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"In fact, I just wanted to go with someone, so I just thought her."
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"And as she continued to basically babble, it started to sink in that..."
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"if there was just some way I could go along..."
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"I just need a technical way to get there."
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"- You want me to ask him to do yours? - Rayanne!"
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"What?"
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"I talked to the counselor, and she said she doesn't think I'd be able to."
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"Hi. Did you want to talk to me?"
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"Right. So, it's sort of about the dance."
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"Of all the stupid things I've said, which are countless..."
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"I've never wanted to take something back more than that one,"
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"This other commitment, is it another girl or something?"
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"You know, if it was her or it was me."
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"You should go with who you want to go with."
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"Just be honest with me, please?"
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"with the wallpaper and everything."
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"Yes."
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"- What? - Focus."
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"The one thing I can do."
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"- Who is it? - Brian Krakow,"
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"You know, when I want to, I can focus just fine."
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"after the dance, right?"
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"Did you see her face..."
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"I know you probably feel like you can't breathe sometimes..."
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"Look, I'll put a stop on the check."
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"and I swear to God, it starts chasing Mrs. Schindleheim..."
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"You're really funny. So, where's Rayanne?"
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"because she's not coming."
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"It's kind of a long story."
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"Well, Rayanne is very changeable."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"Sort of."
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"if you were here as friends, or as an actual thing, but..."
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"That's really great."
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"What did you say to him?"
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"I just thought if we wanted to dance or something."
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"I don't even believe in making plans. Whatever happens, happens."
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"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life."
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"that's just really good. That's excellent."
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"I was really wrong. I realize that now..."
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"that what I did was pretty heartless or whatever."
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