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Clips from The Simpsons - Million Dollar Abie (S17E17)

"jewelry and pictures of their grandkids."
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"I'm sorry, did I just say "Wiggum"?"
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"I... I meant "wigwam.""
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"It's so strange that the commissioner didn't show up."
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"Maybe he's thinking of a new shape for the football."
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"Grampa, that's the commissioner of football!"
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"all them pictures of Bert and Lucy."
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"I am never coming back to this city, and neither is the league!"
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"You're a useless old man."
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"Name one thing you do for this family."
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"I watch the baby."
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"You left me with a baby?!"
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"Hey, Abe! Thanks for losing us our football team."
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"we can only use for farmers' markets!"
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"You're the only smile I got."
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"Abe, I know you've been real depressed lately"
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"But I thought you might want to call this number."
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"A doctor?"
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"I already got enough doctors touching me and poking me"
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"and squeezing me up here and jiggling me down there,"
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"and that's just the receptionist!"
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"Abe, Abe, Abe!"
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"This doctor helps old people to kill themselves."
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"I want to die with dignity."
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"Like slipping in the shower and then they find me"
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"two weeks later, swollen up so bad, they don't know if I'm man or sofa."
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"Just go for a visit."
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"Mr. Simpson, you are a good candidate for assisted suicide."
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"as putting on an ugly sweater like you did today."
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"I want you to carefully think about this for 24 hours."
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"Oh, I see."
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"You want me to reconsider whether or not I really should give up my life."
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"Yeah, and we're cleaning out the death machine today."
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"Okay, if I get a single phone call in the next 24 hours, I'll keep on"
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"living."
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"If you go, can I have your blanket and your liver?"
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"Blanket? Sure."
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"Homie, you should give your dad a call."
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"You can't stay mad at him forever."
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"Well, first of all, they're all perfect."
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"Also, when's the Cap'n crunch movie coming out?"
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"And will it be "r" or "hard r"?"
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"That's it."
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"It's time for me to die."
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"I'll just get mad about one thing in the newspaper, then go."
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"President visits Europe?!"
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"On my dime?!"
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"Who's Fred Kanickee?"
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"Nice guy."
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"Just a little..."
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"Now, it is time to hook you up to the diepod."
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"As you surrender your body,"
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"I want to hear the Glenn Miller orchestra,"
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"and I want to see cops beating up hippies."
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"The voters just overturned the assisted suicide law."
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"I'll kill you all!"
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"Ha, I'd like to see you try!"
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"I think you know my brother-in-law, Fred Kanickee."
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"Hoo, boy."
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"I never felt so alive!"
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"And I got my 16-year-old body back!"
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"Now let's see."
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"That's odd. You'd think they'd come back as the cows."
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"Charlie Chaplin?"
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"They sure put you to work."
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"You said it."
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"And you can talk!"
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"Good for you."
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"So who went berserk, fatso or the little guy?"
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"We're not dead, and neither are you."
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"I guess if you want to commit suicide around here you got to do it yourself."
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"Suicide?!"
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"Grampa, killing yourself is a sin."
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"after years of pain and reduced mobility."
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"I ain't going to kill myself, 'cause I just learned something."
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"The brief time I thought I was dead"
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"and dagnabit, that's the way I'm going to live the rest of my life."
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"football stadium, including the solid gold statue"
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"of Mike Ditka with diamond eyes."
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"Lisa's right."
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"It is a cool, super sport."
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"Everyone in favor of bringing bullfighting to Springfield say "ole!""
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"Ole!"
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"So ordered."
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"If it's all the same to you,"
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"I'll take on those bulls."
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"Grampa, no!"
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"Grampa, si!"
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"Either way, we make a fortune on souvenirs and snacks."
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"Can we bring outside food?"
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"Not even gum."
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"Hell, yeah."
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"How many bulls must my grandfather kill"
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"We'll bring you the bull's heart, sweetie."
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"looks manly in those leggings."
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"And I don't know who's more handsome,"
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"the bull taunter or the bull stabber."
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"The bull charges at grampa Simpson."
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"Like the fear I feel that I have left"
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"the iron on at home. Have I? Have I?!"
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"Go to taco pronto!"
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"Grampa, I think you should give up the bullfighting."
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"Forget it."
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"I'd look pretty stupid in this outfit walking around fighting oysters."
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"But you just got a new lease on life."
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"Why would you want to use it to hurt poor, helpless animals?"
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"Listen, I'm 83 years old, and for the first time"
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"in my life people are cheering for me."
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"till now."
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"Grampa Simpson's movements are tentative,"
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"Distracted as if by a moral dilemma."
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"A moral dilemma posed by a young boy... no, a girl."
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"A girl named Linda."
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"I have to be at the opera by 7:00!"
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"Yeah, come on! Kill him!"
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"Thank god I am up high."
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"He's got a new job and a new red suit."
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"pizza pie with purchase of same."
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"Offer not good tuesday through sunday."
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"Denada, grampa."
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