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Clips from The Simpsons - Children of a Lesser Clod (S12E12)

"You too, Ralphie. You're out of that day care center."
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"No one is taking my kids from me!"
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"Uh, for frosty chocolate milk shakes!"
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"Frosty chocolate milk shakes!"
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"in a stolen paddy wagon."
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"I can see them right below me."
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"I'm gonna try to nail the driver with one of my shoes."
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"I'm sick of being a reporter. I want to make the news!"
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"- I'll tell you where we're not going. Jail! - Then you better turn."
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"He's digging a hole like a dog."
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"Now he's given up on that and he's running back and forth."
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"He's climbing into a pipe and he seems to be stuck."
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"His legs are dangling in a comical fashion."
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"Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen."
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"Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?"
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"I can't see through metal, Kent!"
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"Why did you rat me out, kids?"
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"Was it because I showered love on those other children while ignoring you?"
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"- Yep. - Pretty much."
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"Well, I learned my lesson."
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"From now on, you two are the only kids I'll care about. Oh, and Maggie."
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"Yeah. That'll happen."
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"Teamsters."
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"With the pokey and the man... and the-"
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"I am sorry, little girl."
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"Cool."
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"Ah, you won't regret it, my good man."
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"- Did you say anterior? - Yes."
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"One more and I get a free hysterectomy."
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"Now, Homer, there are people right through that door that have it much worse than you."
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"I'm so bored!"
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"Soon I will have a miracle hybrid..."
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"And this pickle you're offering only sweetens the deal."
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"Can Mr. Simpson watch us every day?"
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"That's the one."
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"Peekaboo! Peekaboo! Peekaboo! Peekaboo!"
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"#Then let's keep dancing ##"
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"Anyway, this film crew will shoot some behind-the-scenes footage of your amazing work."
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"Then everything will be back to normal."
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"You can walk all over these doormats."
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"No! No!"
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"Where are we going, Mr. Simpson?"
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"Now he's realizing he's too fat."
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"#The Simpsons #"
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"That's a foul."
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"And it goes something like this."
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"Run!"
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"He told us how the world keeps screwing him over."
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"If you can find a sturdier hypno-coin, you buy it."
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"That's just gas escaping."
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"Sure. Knock yourselves out. And call me Homer."
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"I think we know your dad a little bit better than you do, Bart."
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"I hate it so much! I spit on it!"
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"So many times we've seen our father go under the knife."
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"# I'm a nice guy I'm a hell of a guy #"
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"Why you little-"
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"Ow, that was painful. Oh, the flubber is burning my feet!"
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"No way am I taking Groundskeeper Willie."
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"Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy."
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"Well, I can still hang out with you guys."
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"Oh, my goodness, an untied shoelace."
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"- Stupid Flanders. - Hey, Homer, I need to ask you a favor."
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"# Is that all there is #"
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"Aww. Did you make 'em yourself?"
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"# Bones and trombones ##"
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"I owe it all to my rewarding work with children. And not picking at it."
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"Oh, hello."
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"Well, I'd rather reserve judgment until l- Oh, my God!"
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"Uh-oh! Aaah!"
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"The teamsters said they'd pick it up by 5:00."
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"It's gonna be one wholesome evening."
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"Now our first award is for biggest people pleaser."
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"as alleged good guy Homer Simpson absconded with several children..."
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"Welcome to the Springfield YMCA."
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"Yeah? Well, it's your turn to get the ball out of the peach basket."
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"Welcome to gymnastics. I am Coach Lugash."
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"And away I go! It's frightening."
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"Ooh, and Lenny is taking off!"
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"Moe, you can take Professor Frink."
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"Now, Homer, you'll have a full recovery from your spinal cord injury."
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"No, Homer won't be able to play for a long time."
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"This place is so boring. I gotta do something to keep from going crazy."
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"Well, sir, I've never heard a preacher use the M-F word so many times."
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"Then I'll do it, just to see the look on your face."
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"Why did you put my name on the sign?"
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"Homer, this man is from the Good Guy Awards."
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"- Is there a snack table? - It's already set up."
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"Ow! You stepped on my arm!"
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"Stop the music! Stop it!"
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"Oh! My polite indignation knows no bounds!"
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"Run, children, run!"
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"Where are we going?"
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"Teamsters."
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"All right, Skinner, I want you to block out Carl."
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"But the nominees in our next category-"
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"I'll get a ball out of your peach basket one of these days."
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"Mrs. Simpson, can Homer come out and play?"
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"Come back here with my young'un!"
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"The term "soccer mom" is thrown around all too often these days."
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