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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Late Show (S05E05)

"Okay, see you in two."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Hey,♪♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"and some chef handpicks each cut, dry ages it 35 days..."
Modern Family (2009)
"before cooking it to a perfect medium-rare- all for me."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, that is silly. Lily, it's time to play "Who Wore it Best?""
Modern Family (2009)
"I remember something nice you did."
Modern Family (2009)
"You haven't even looked at me. Haley?"
Modern Family (2009)
"So this sound-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
Modern Family (2009)
"so you could wear the outfit that I wanted to wear?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Die, pizza man!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria, you look so pretty."
Modern Family (2009)
"You let him watch those scary shows with you..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Of course he's gonna arm himself."
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's embarrassing. - Fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ I know you will ♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Leaving on the midnight train to Georgia ♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ - Whoo, whoo!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Because I have better taste than you."
Modern Family (2009)
"See, Phil? They don't let Manny stay home alone."
Modern Family (2009)
"and not in a cool black way."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Mmm! - That is delicious."
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Leaving ♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"Here you go."
Modern Family (2009)
"I didn't know what you wanted to drink, so I just got you this soda."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ah!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria, honey! I'm ready whenever you are!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We should hurry. The reservation's at 7:00."
Modern Family (2009)
"Claire, where are you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"What are you doing?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm striking a seductive pose for your mother."
Modern Family (2009)
"Gross. But I like the suit. Is that new?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, yeah. Now that his honey gots her own money..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Daddy went and snagged hisself some new threads, girl."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hands down, your funniest voice."
Modern Family (2009)
"Bordering on the offensive."
Modern Family (2009)
"Listen, I'm a Realtor, and I work a lot with families..."
Modern Family (2009)
"so normally I dial the sexy back to five."
Modern Family (2009)
"But, uh, Claire's been working very hard lately."
Modern Family (2009)
"So tonight-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Stick around if you want to see your mom's tongue fall out of her mouth."
Modern Family (2009)
"Not unless you want to see my lunch fall out of mine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I'm sorry. I am late! Traffic was horrible."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sounds like someone could use a tall drink of water."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, right. Water."
Modern Family (2009)
"Luke, what did I tell you about leaning back on that thing?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I don't know. "Don't"? - Honey, what are you still doing here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You're supposed to be babysitting Joe."
Modern Family (2009)
"But I have to drop off Alex to watch Lily first..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and she's still not ready."
Modern Family (2009)
"She can't be concerned about her looks, right?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I can hear you! - I'm kidding."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm just saying it'd be sad to think she actually tries."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Heard that too! - It was a joke."
Modern Family (2009)
"Man, do big ears actually hear better?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God. Just stop talking."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, girls. it's time for you guys to hit the road."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Okay, bye. - Bye. Why aren't you going with them?"
Modern Family (2009)
"He wanted to stay home. I said it was okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- By himself? - It's fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"If he's old enough to watch The Walking Dead with me-"
Modern Family (2009)
"- He's not. - then he's old enough to stay home alone."
Modern Family (2009)
"- He's not. - Claire, he's not a little boy anymore."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'm fine. - See how deep his voice is?"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Hey, hey♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Hey, hey♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Hey, hey♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, this is Haley."
Modern Family (2009)
"- "Be there in five. Alex took ducking forever." - it's fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Know what? We have to pick the "save the date" card. I'm at a loss."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can we do it tomorrow? I hate the way my dad looks at us when we're late..."
Modern Family (2009)
"like we're two silly queens blasting disco music, primping, losing track of time."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow, it gets really busy in that head, huh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, quick. Which one do you like?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Uh, that one. - Really? I think you picked too quick."
Modern Family (2009)
"- No, I didn't. I really like that one. - I really like this one."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then why did you ducking ask me? Fine, go with yours."
Modern Family (2009)
"- If that's the one you really like. - Can you just get ready?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yeah. Lily, hit it. - On it!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's go, let's go, let's go!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I've never seen you so excited about a restaurant."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've waited six weeks for this reservation."
Modern Family (2009)
"They have an Australian Wagyu beef..."
Modern Family (2009)
"that's supposed to change your life."
Modern Family (2009)
"In the way heart disease changes your life?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Because you're a pillar of health."
Modern Family (2009)
"They only feed this cow alfalfa, barley and red wine..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Doesn't the wine make the cow drunk?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's not The Far Side. The cow doesn't drive anywhere."
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria, let's go."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You know she's not here, right? - What?"
Modern Family (2009)
"She's having her hair blown out."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's a thing? That I pay for?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria's always late."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then I get mad and tell her to hurry, we yell, and it just takes longer."
Modern Family (2009)
"So I promised myself, no matter how late she is..."
Modern Family (2009)
"just to take some deep breaths and stay calm."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's the only thing I learned in Lamaze class..."
Modern Family (2009)
"because we were always late."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hi!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Everybody's driving like crazy tonight."
Modern Family (2009)
"I took San Vicente thinking that I was gonna save some time..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but then they're working on the sewer."
Modern Family (2009)
"So I went around Montana, down Moreno."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ay. but then there's that dip in the road."
Modern Family (2009)
"I always forget about that dip in the road."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hit it so hard that I spilled the coffee all over the car."
Modern Family (2009)
"Did I tell you who I had coffee with?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I think Luke is scared to be left in the house alone..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and he's just pretending to be brave for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Honey, he's 14. We left Alex alone when she was 10."
Modern Family (2009)
"We didn't leave her. We forgot her."
Modern Family (2009)
"And when we got home, she was fine-"
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"- physically. - Mmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"Plus, she's still friends with that sweet 911 operator."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What are you doing? - Making sure that Luke knows..."
Modern Family (2009)
"what to do in case of emergency."
Modern Family (2009)
"Of course he does."
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