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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Jim Nabors (S01E01)

"Could you make it 25?"
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"Are you kidding? I can't afford it."
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"Gee, my uncle will be really disappointed."
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"How about 30?"
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"My wife's not feeling well."
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"Oh, sorry to hear it. What's the trouble?"
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"She's got the shingles."
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"Muppet news flash."
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"reported a flying saucer landed at his station last night."
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"Said Mr. Boomer..."
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"They didn't want no gas."
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"They just wanted to use the restroom."
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"Can't say as I blame 'em."
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"Said they'd traveled 83 million miles without a stop."
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"Hey, Animal. Are you on next? Yeah."
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"Well, as they say in show business, break a leg."
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"What? Said, break a leg."
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"Oh, thank you!"
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"(roars) Ow!"
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"(groans) George, George. Come here."
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"I'm busy. Come here."
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"Have you met Scooter? Now, this is Scooter. He's our new gofer,"
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"so if you need anything around here, you know..."
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"Need anything? Me, need anything from some young kid?"
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"Huh. Listen, kid."
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"I've been with this theater since the very beginning, you know?"
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"Before that new guy bought it and ruined it."
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"Huh. Now the roof leaks and the seats are torn,"
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"the furnace is on the fritz."
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"I tell ya, he is the worst."
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"Yeah, he's my uncle. He is the best."
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"What's a theater without problems? Right."
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"Your uncle's got a good head on his shoulders. Oh?"
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"Unlike some people around here."
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"(♪ tea dance music)"
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"10, 11, 12..."
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"Yeah, go."
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"You know,"
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"my marriage was wrecked by something really stupid."
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"What was that?"
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"My husband."
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"You know, my doctor says I'm getting the Asian flu."
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"What did he say to do?"
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"Do you believe in the hereafter?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"Ah, then you know what I'm here after."
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"Oh, I just love this music."
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"(screeching) Are you listening to me?"
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"Your voice is music to my ears."
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"You got something I've been looking for all my life."
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"It is? Yeah."
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"What's the score?"
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"Muppets, six, audience, nothing."
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"All right, now, this is what you call"
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"your dog kind of music here,"
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"Sing it."
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"♪ Bowery corner"
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"♪ Foggy night"
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"♪ Passing crowd"
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"♪ Electric light"
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"♪ German chef"
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"♪ Can of tin"
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"♪ Sausages are boiled within"
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"Oh, play it pretty, Rowlf."
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"♪ Yeller dog"
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"♪ Nearby prowls"
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"♪ Smells a sausage"
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"♪ Softly growls"
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"♪ Clumsy man"
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"♪ Wooden leg"
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"♪ Upsets the boiler with his peg"
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"(howls)"
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"♪ Spills a sausage"
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"♪ Scatters wurst"
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"♪ Yeller dog"
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"♪ He gets there first"
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"♪ He grabs the sausage"
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"♪ Splits the fog"
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"♪ It's another case"
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"♪ Of dog eat dog"
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"♪ It's another case"
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"♪ Of dog eat dog"
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"(sustains note) (howls)"
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"Hey, you know, Jim, it's a real pleasure"
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"to have you with us on the show."
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"Well, thank you, Kermit. It's a real pleasure to be here."
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"I'm sort of an old country boy,"
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"Piggy Lee. You called, my love?"
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"Hey, Miss Piggy."
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"Oh, go right ahead. Don't mind me."
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"Kermit, one thing -"
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"I never know whether to call him Jim or Gomer."
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"You see, I played Gomer Pyle on television for..."
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"Gomer Pyle? I love Gomer Pyle. Oh, thank you."
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"Well, I played him for so long, I guess I get confused myself."
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"But it goes along with my astrological sign. You see, I'm a Gemini."
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"That means I got twin personalities."
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"Oh, yeah. Hey, listen, well, I'm a Taurus."
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"You're Taurus. That's the sign of the bull, isn't it?"
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"I'm a bullfrog."
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"That's just a little joke."
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"What sign were you born under, Piggy?"
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"Well, I, uh, wasn't born under a sign."
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"At Becker's Butcher Shop."
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"I moved as soon as possible."
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"I don't blame you. Mmm, mmm."
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"Hey, I was wondering, Jim,"
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"Well, it sure does, you know, because I talk like this,"
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"but then I sing like this..."
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"What happened to Kermit?"
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"He doesn't appreciate classical music, James."
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"But it drives me bananas."
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"Oh, sing again, please... Wait a minute, Miss Piggy."
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"Oh, Jim! Oh, I love when you sing."
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"Control yourself, Miss Piggy. Kermit!"
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"Kermit? Kermit? Could you... Yeah, Fozzie."
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"H-H-Hold it. Wh-Wh-What?"
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"Listen. "Wh-Wh-What?" Listen. Listen."
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"There is a young kid"
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