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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Jim Nabors (S01E01)

"(applause)"
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"♪ Don't want my name in the Hall of Fame"
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"♪ Just want a big fat pile of money"
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"♪ Give me money, money, money, money, money"
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"♪ Give me shekels, give me pesos,"
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"♪ Like to be just like King Midas"
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"♪ Want that golden touch is what I mean"
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"♪ Any sum I can inveigle"
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"(laughs)"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Yeah, I'll go for coffee, I'll go for sandwiches."
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"and I'll start tonight, OK?"
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"Billy Lee Boomer, a gas station attendant from Penny Box, Texas,"
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"Well, it's halftime."
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"as you'll see."
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"(growls)"
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"and I feel right at home with all these chickens and roosters and pigs."
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"Especially that Miss Piggy. I just love her."
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"Well, I guess it is kinda confusing."
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"I was born over a sign."
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"does being a Gemini give you any kind of problems?"
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"(sings opera)"
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"The trouble is, you see, he's following me all around"
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"Oh, well, don't tell that to the audience."
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"I got you, I got you. And I lied."
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"Here it is, my first night at Benson's Bakery as watchman,"
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"What's that?"
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"What "rat" have you got to be here?"
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"No beef. OK. Here's some pork."
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"♪ I'm raising me a family and working on a farm"
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"♪ Well, I got me a fine wife, I got me old fiddle"
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"♪ Thank God I'm a country boy"
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"Yaa-ha!"
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"He picked up my coffee, and he picked up my wardrobe..."
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"It's The Muppet Show,"
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"with tonight's special guest star, Mr. Jim Nabors."
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"My cousin is so thin,"
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"he paints his head gold and rents himself out as a flagpole."
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"♪ To introduce to you..."
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"Mr. Jim Nabors!"
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"(applause)"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"(clang)"
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"Thank you. Thank you, thank you. All right."
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"Here we are once again with another great show for you,"
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"with our special guest star - Mr. Jim Nabors,"
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"and all of this... all of this is coming to you, by the way,"
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"from the Benny Vandergast Memorial Theater."
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"We on The Muppet Show owe everything to Benny,"
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"including three months back rent."
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"So in lieu of the rent,"
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"here's the fantastic Dr. Teeth with "Money.""
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"Yeah! (applause)"
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"♪ Don't want no loving, don't want no kissing"
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"♪ Don't want no gal to call me "honey""
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"♪ Give me that almighty dollar"
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"♪ For that lettuce, hear me holler"
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"♪ Give me buckets full of ducats"
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"♪ Let me walk around and waller"
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"♪ In Mazuma, el dinero"
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"♪ Wanna be a millionaire-oh"
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"♪ I want that green ammunition"
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"♪ That's the stuff for which I'm wishing"
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"♪ Fill my closets with deposits"
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"♪ I'm a demon in addition"
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"♪ Let me see their smiling face-ohs"
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"♪ Money, money, money, money, money"
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"♪ I wanna get me a suit that's made out of loot"
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"♪ And whistle "The Wearing of the Green""
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"♪ I've got that monetary-itis"
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"♪ Want that tender that is legal"
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"♪ And financially, substantially"
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"♪ Wanna live in regal splendor with that loving legal tender"
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"♪ Money, money, money, money, money"
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"♪ I'm a savage for that cabbage"
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"♪ Pour that filthy lucre on me"
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"♪ Spread those loving germs upon me"
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"♪ Money, money, money, money, money"
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"♪ And if they ever plant trees of"
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"♪ E pluribus unum"
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"♪ I wanna be the guy who they send out to prune 'em"
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"♪ Oh, give me money, money, whoo, money, money, money ♪"
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"Oh, yeah! Waah!"
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"Well, they don't write the old songs anymore."
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"Yeah, they only write new ones."
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"Yeah. Huh?"
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"Oh, Dr. Teeth, you are one hip dude."
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"Nice number, nice number. Don't lose any of that money, though."
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"Oh, I won't, I won't."
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"Hi. Are you Kermit the Frog?"
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"I'm Scooter."
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"Cute. Cute name."
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"I'm your new gofer."
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"Gopher? No, no. We have frogs and pigs and chickens around here,"
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"but we've never had a gopher."
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"Matter of fact, you don't even look like a gopher."
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"Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, well, you don't understand."
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"You see, I'm your new gofer."
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"I'll go for anything you need. I see."
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"Yeah, well, I work real cheap, and I got plenty of ideas for your theater,"
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"Listen, kid, I'm sorry, but you're too young,"
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"you don't have any experience, and I don't have any money for it in the budget."
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"Yeah, well, my uncle owns this theater."
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"You start today, get me a cup of coffee,"
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"your salary is 20 a week."
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"Stand by for the next number."
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