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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Black Swan (S07E07)

"- Did you like him at all? - No, I thought he was a prick."
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"You know, that's interesting"
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"Now I know that everything that I've heard"
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"- is true. - What did you hear?"
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"What? You're getting quite a reputation"
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"- here at the club. - What are you talking about?"
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"- I didn't do anything. - Look, it may have been an accident,"
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"- but you're a murderer. - How dare you?!"
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"No, you're not a murderer. You're not a murderer."
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"It's involuntary manslaughter."
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"You didn't intend to kill him, but you killed him."
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"- I didn't kill him! - I'm not pointing fingers,"
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"but you killed him. You did!"
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"The minute you wanted those crispy onions,"
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"you put a gun to that guy's head."
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"You're right. If he hadn't ordered those eggs that way,"
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"you wouldn't be guilty of involuntary manslaughter."
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"What time are we playing tomorrow?"
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"- Early. Yup. - Early. Yeah."
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"Yeah, the read-through is next week."
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"- How about that? - Yeah, that's great."
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"Ooh, the stonemason called and he said he'll call back."
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"I picked up the phone."
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"Oh, and while I was on the phone, I think I sold him a hat."
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"- Are you kidding? - On the phone."
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"The stonemason is gonna buy a hat from you?"
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"- What kind of hat? - Nat, you haven't seen her hats?"
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"What she does... She's so creative!"
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"She astounds me. Look at this."
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"Right, so how do you get to take care of your baby?"
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"I have to work."
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"Listen, kids cost a lot of money nowadays."
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"We got health insurance and school and college."
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"It's tough to live in New York. We're saving already for college."
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"I'm gonna pay for Skylar to go to college."
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"- Oh, cut it out. - Larry."
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"- Yeah, I'm gonna do it. - That's..."
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"I don't have any kids. I have money."
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"- By golly. Oh my god! - That's everything!"
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"- Yes, I'm lookin' at him. - I can't believe what you're doing."
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"I'm gonna make you a thank-you hat."
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"Don't make me a thank-you hat."
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"- It's done. - ( Phone ringing )"
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"You know what would be a great thing that you could do?"
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"If you could show it to some of your celebrity friends,"
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"- like Jerry Seinfeld. - Jerry Seinfeld is not gonna wear that hat."
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"- You don't know! - Yeah, I do know."
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"Or some athlete friend?"
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"Hello. Hey, it's ed... the stonemason."
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"Oh, hey. So I want you to do me a favor"
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"- and change the inscription on my mother's stone. - Okay."
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"Okay, well you know "passed away""
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"is written on there spelled p-a-s-t?"
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"Who was that yankee you had on "Seinfeld"?"
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"- Derek jeter? - He could wear one."
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"That guy sucks."
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"- Who sucks? - Derek jeter."
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"He's the most overrated player in baseball."
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"- What did you say? - I can't stand Derek jeter."
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"You know he's the worst offensive shortstop in baseball statistically?"
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"Oh, bullshit. He's a great clutch hitter. He's a great clutch player."
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"Larry, come on back."
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"There's no way he deserves that kind of money he's making."
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"and just take care of the stone, please?"
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"- How great is this day? - Gorgeous."
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"Where is everybody? Yesterday it was packed. Nobody's here."
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"Yeah, you know, this is the hole that norm had the heart attack on."
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"- This is the hole? - This is the hole."
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"Oh, god damn it."
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"A good swing; You came over it."
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"- What am I doing? - You came over the top of it."
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"Right by the pond. You're right by the pond."
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"Enjoy the swans."
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"( Swan trumpeting )"
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"( Trumpeting )"
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Hey!"
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"( Stammers ) he attacked me! He leapt at me!"
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"- Did you provoke him? - No, I didn't do anything."
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"You know this is Takahashi's pet swan."
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"This is the love of his life."
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"You think I wanted to kill it?"
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"I didn't want to kill a swan!"
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"Well, we're gonna have to call animal control"
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"- or the wildlife society or something like that. - Are you out of your mind?"
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"There could be something in the food or water... they're attacking!"
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"Nobody's calling anybody. You got that?"
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"Okay. Well, I gotta tell my wife."
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"Hey! No wives. Nobody."
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"Come on, I tell my wife everything."
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"It was something that we agreed to in our marriage vows."
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"You tell your wife everything?!"
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"She won't tell anybody, but I got to tell her."
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"- I have to tell her. - Are you crazy?!"
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"What? You don't tell your wife anything!"
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"My wife thinks I'm at the office."
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"The only time I tell her I'm playing golf is when I'm with another woman!"
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"You got to cover your tracks."
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"We're a foursome here. We're all in this together. No wives!"
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"All right. Fine."
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"We got to bury this thing now."
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"- No, you pick it up. You killed it. - You pick it up."
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"Oh, this is horrible."
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"Oh, it's horrible. This is horrible."
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"- Fruit's good. - Yeah."
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"- Delicious, isn't it? - How can you talk about the food?"
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"I want to get out of here now."
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"Let me explain something to you, moron."
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"Swan killers leave."
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"People who aren't swan killers stay,"
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"socialize, get to know the members."
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"There's nothing wrong. Get it?"
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"Guess what?"
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"I'm not a swan killer. Okay?"
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"You're talking way too loud about swan killing"
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"Why is that so hard to understand?"
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"How many rules are you gonna break, okay?"
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"You're not supposed to have your phone on. It's always ringing."
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"- You killed a swan! - Keep your fucking voice down!"
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