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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Three Dinners (S05E05)

"- Should we hear the specials again? - We can't ask him a third time."
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"You know what I might try when I'm down there? Surfing."
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"So it's gonna be a closed casket?"
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"Then you moved the cue ball with your stick while you were telling me..."
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"how you were gonna move away from Southern California to try surfing."
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"- I didn't touch the cue ball. - Yeah, I know. But you did."
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"You're calling me a cheater? You?"
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"The guy on a golf course who can't seem to count higher than five?"
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"Maybe I can't keep track of my shots because somebody won't stop talking."
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"It is in my nature to comment on the bizarre and unusual things I see in the world..."
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"like that convulsion you call a golf swing."
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"- You know what? I'm done here. - No, I'm done."
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"I will not have my integrity questioned here."
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"I was a marine. I served with guys who died."
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"Are you saying I didn't serve my country?"
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"Which one? America or Costa Rica?"
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"- What's with you and Costa Rica? - It's a terrible idea!"
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"You get into things without thinking and you need to be rescued."
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"Like that time you bought that car that was supposed to turn into a boat."
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"- Yeah? - It turned into a reef!"
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"- That's 'cause you left your door cracked open! - Yes, it was my fault."
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"Mark my words. Costa Rica is another Amphibicar at the bottom of a lake..."
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"only this time, I won't be bailing you out!"
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"Who asked you? Darlene! We're going!"
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"What do you mean we're going?"
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"Gracias, Gloria. That was a lovely dinner."
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"for putting up with this gringo!"
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"¡Adiós!"
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"- Come on. - What happened?"
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"- Good luck in Costa Rica! - Uh, thanks, Jay."
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"- He didn't mean it! - I know. I'm just trying to defuse the tension."
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"Here we go, guys."
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"- Oh, yeah! - Three more mojitos."
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"Yum! Aren't these yum?"
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"I didn't even drink the first one."
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"Are you sure? 'Cause I don't think it drank itself."
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"No, it did not."
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"Look, I have no problem drinking."
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"I can literally do it standing on my head."
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"But, "A," not with my parents..."
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"and plus, also, I needed to stay sharp..."
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"I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night."
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"I'll go get you guys some more water..."
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"and your food should be out in just a few minutes."
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"Thanks so much, pal. We appreciate it."
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"He seems like a real go-getter, huh?"
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"'Cause he goes and gets things?"
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"I wonder what he wants to do with his life."
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"- I wonder that about people all the time. - I think that's very common-"
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"to wonder about other people's aspirations."
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"- I do it all the time. - Yeah, you do. Yeah."
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"- Here we go. - Hey, Brian."
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"You're a young guy."
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"What do you want to do after this? What's your plan?"
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"Uh, to be perfectly honest..."
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"I'm probably gonna go home, watch a movie and get high."
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"- Oh. - You guys looking for something to do?"
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"- No. No, no. - I think I got extra."
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"- No, that's- - I think he meant your plan for your life..."
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"Oh. I want to be a screenwriter."
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"Ambitious."
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"- Sure. - You should tell him what you're doing."
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"You mean after we all go get high with Brian?"
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"That's not happening. I'm sorry. I meant-"
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"I know what you meant. Brian, could you give us a second?"
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"Uh, sure."
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"So this is what this whole night's about-"
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"the drinks, the pretending to be my friend?"
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"We are your friend."
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"Honey, we care about you."
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"And we want to make sure that you've got a plan..."
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"'cause it seems like you're meandering."
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"No. Sweetie, don't just start texting because you don't like the conversation."
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"- Here. - What is this?"
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"That's a blog that I've been doing."
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"I'm really liking my photography..."
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"and people always say that they like the way that I dress..."
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"so I've been posting pictures of my outfits on this site."
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"I know it's not a huge moneymaker right now..."
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"but I do get money whenever someone clicks on a link and buys something that I wore."
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"I'm gonna take a business class next semester..."
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"which I'm hoping will help me turn all of this into becoming a stylist."
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"I have 1 ,200 followers. Most are women who want to know what to wear."
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"Some are men who want to know what I'm wearing..."
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"but I'm trying to figure a way to block all of the pervs."
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"So, yeah. I guess that is my plan."
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"- It's amazing. - We are so proud of you."
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"Don't even, guys. You always assume the worst of me."
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"- Honey. - No, you guys sit here..."
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"acting like we're drinking buddies, judging me..."
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"when I have a better handle on my future than either one of you did at my age."
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"You? You wanted to be a magician."
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"And you were changing your major every three minutes, according to Grandpa..."
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"who, by the way, has been drinking with me for years..."
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"because he loves me and he thinks I say funny things when I'm buzzed."
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"- Mmm. - Well, apparently, the situation in Syria is worsening."
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"In fact, now U. N. evidence suggests that Assad-"
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"- Are you reading this off your phone? - What?"
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"- You're- - No!"
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"- Yeah. - No!"
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"Yeah."
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"What else does it say?"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"- Yes, and it is delicious. - Should've ordered it."
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"- Well. - Would you like a taste?"
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"Oh, no. But thank you. That's very sweet."
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"She really means it."
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"- Katie loves sharing food. - Me too."
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"I think it's growing up in a big family..."
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"'cause everything at suppertime on the table was up for grabs."
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"We didn't say grace. We said, "On your marks, get set, go.""
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"You sound exactly like my dad. He was from this really big family in Missouri, and-"
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"Shut up! I'm a Missouri farm boy myself!"
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"- Stop! - Oh, my gosh! I'm Cam."
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"Well, right pleased to meet you, Cam."
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"- This is Brandon. - Hi. She doesn't really talk like that."
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"Oh, well, he slips in and out of his accent like Kate Winslet in Titanic"
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"- Uh, I'm Mitchell, by the way. - Hi."
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"It's the truffle Parmesan gnocchi."
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"- Ooh! - You know what though?"
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