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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Three Dinners (S05E05)

"If you want a bite of that, you're barking up the wrong tree."
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"I just- I don't like people eating off my plate."
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"Yeah, because you're not an animal. I'm the same way."
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"No, you guys are more interesting, 'cause you have the whole gay thing."
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"Katie, you don't know if they're gay."
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"Okay, that's adorable."
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"Yeah, it was a pretty safe bet."
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"Okay. I'm running to the powder room."
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"Cam, please try the tartare, because whatever you order, I want a taste."
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"Okay. Don't you dillydally, because I ain't exactly slow once I tie on the ol' feed bag!"
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"Calm down, Honey Boo Boo."
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"- She's so cute! - Very adorable."
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"Brandon, what do you do for a living?"
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"- Not a problem. - Look, no, it's-"
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"I mean, you guys are great..."
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"but I'm gonna propose to Katie tonight..."
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"- and I'm kind of feeling- - What? Here?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, my God! That's amazing!"
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"We just got engaged a few months ago."
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"- Very good. - Yeah, so we will definitely give you your privacy."
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"Good luck."
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"If you wanted, I could pretend like I'm texting..."
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"and I could video the whole thing on my phone."
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"- That way you'd have it forever. - Really? That would be awesome."
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"Are you sure? He gets very, uh, excited, and he might give it away."
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"Mitchell, um, I think I know Katie well enough to tell if she's getting suspicious."
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"Where the hell's the corkscrew?"
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"Shorty does dumb things all the time."
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"You mark my words. In three months, he'll be back here needing money."
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"Maybe this is not about Shorty coming back. Maybe this is about Shorty not coming back."
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"- Manny. - What she's saying is..."
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"deep down, you're afraid Shorty's going to love Costa Rica..."
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"and you'll lose your best friend forever."
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"That's what you do. You push people away, so when they leave, it doesn't hurt that much."
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"I don't get it. You're the greatest generation, but why can't you feel?"
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"Why can't you spend your teen years locked in your bedroom like a normal kid?"
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"See? Now he's doing it to me."
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"You have to face it, Jay. One day, I'll be moving out of this house."
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"Can I get that in writing?"
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"'Cause I can't shake this image of a 30-year-old you..."
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"eating my food and cuddling with my wife."
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"- Boys should never stop cuddling their mothers. - I'm gonna have nightmares!"
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"You pretend to be so tough. But you know what I think?"
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"I think that deep down, you're the most sensitive person in this house."
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"Hmm. See?"
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"You did it again."
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"I say something that strikes a nerve..."
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"and immediately you cannot handle it."
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"That's why you- in my face!"
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"We just found the one thing you can't make sexy."
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"There it is again."
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"You have to tell him how you feel!"
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"He has been a great compadre with you for many years."
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"Besides, who else is going to laugh at your jokes?"
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"Lots of people laugh at my jokes."
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"- Name one person that doesn't work for you. - You know what?"
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"Why don't you two just go cuddle?"
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"- Okay, here she comes. - Stay calm."
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"- You're gonna spoil it. - Ooh, that looks good."
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"- What is it? - Um, this is the grilled calamari."
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"It's scrumptious. Would you care for a ring?"
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"Um, I mean, dig in there, girlfriend!"
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"Oh, no, that's okay. Thank you."
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"Katie..."
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"You know, I-I've never met anyone like you, and I know that I never will, and I-"
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"Will you make me..."
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"the happiest man on earth and be my bride?"
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"What?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- No! - No?"
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"No!"
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"Did you know this place used to be a bank?"
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"- Was it really? - Just- I don't want to be married, Brandon."
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"We'll end up like one of those couples that sits there with nothing to talk about..."
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"I can't believe this. You- You don't love me?"
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"- No! - No?"
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"- I'm sor- - No!"
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"I need some air."
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"- So, Syria. Any updates? - No, nothing yet."
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"Nothing."
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"Do you remember how cute she was..."
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"when she was little and she couldn't say her P's?"
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"- "Bakeatatoes." - "Bakeatatoes.""
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"- And "attlesauce." - "Attlesauce"!"
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""Can I have attlesauce?""
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"First of all, you're screaming."
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"Can we just get the check, please?"
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"Could you please not be mad at us anymore?"
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"We are very sorry that you felt manipulated."
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"- You know what I'm pretty sure is ironic? - Mm-mmm."
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"You guys spend all this time worrying about what I'm going to do..."
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"and maybe you should start thinking about what you're going to do."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, what are you gonna do when we're gone? What's your plan?"
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"Uh, to be fine."
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"- Yeah. - 'Cause we're fine."
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"Totally. You guys are gone."
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"We get an R.V. Bam!"
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"Me, Mama and our dog, Merlin, hit the open road."
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"No, I am not spending my golden years..."
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"driving around an R.V. park, looking for a place to plug my house in."
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"No. I am gonna go see the world."
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"- Where do you wanna go? - I don't know, Phil."
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"- India. Africa. - Diarrhea. Diarrhea."
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"Wow. it sounds like you guys really need to start thinking about your future."
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"- Are you just gonna put Merlin in a kennel when we're gone? - Okay, Merlin doesn't exist."
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"And why do you want to get a dog to take care of so soon after the kids leave?"
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"Well, I'm gonna need someone to love me, Claire."
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"And in the meantime, Mom, Grandpa wants you to take over the business..."
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"but... do you want that?"
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"I-i guess I hadn't thought this far into the future."
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"And, Dad, are you just gonna keep selling houses?"
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"I mean, I don't want to blow your mind here, but you could still be a magician."
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"- I could. - No."
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"- He couldn't. - Really?"
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"- Mm-mmm. - The salt shaker behind your head says different."
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"- I feel like a margarita. - You got it."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no! Just the check, please."
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"- Okay. - Thank you so much."
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"- Thanks, buddy. - Yeah."
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