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Clips from Three's Company - It's Only Money (S01E01)

"[ MUSIC ]"
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"That's the kind to be."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Don't you ever think of anything else?"
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"How come I opened the front door without a key?"
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"Chrissy?"
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"Which one of us was the last to leave the house this morning?"
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"Un-unh."
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"They'll make a run for it."
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"[ Barking noises ]"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"[Laughter]"
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"Yeah, let's call the police."
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"What is going on?"
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"Yeah."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"To give them pleasure."
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"Oh, you're right, we can't tell Roper."
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"Oh, I mean the kitty."
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"Two of them were fifties, fifteen of them were tens."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"I mean those items are not exactly missing,"
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"I mean they're always here somewhere"
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"Oh, come on, son, you're not dealing with a rookie."
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"In an envelope marked "rent.""
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"They're really not bad kids, why don't we invite them"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Oh, thank you, Stanley."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Still?"
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"How?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Yeah."
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"Can I tell them you're pregnant?"
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"Dear, dear. You know, sometimes I think it would be better"
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"Oh, now, you said we, does that mean"
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"A loan approval doesn't depend on how you"
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"conduct your private life."
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"She doesn't happen to be a student too?"
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"Now, uh, what does your other roommate do?"
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"You'd like them."
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"Let's see."
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"Mr. Travis, I really don't want that to bother you."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"What can I tell you, I almost had the money"
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"right in my hand and then Mr. Travis asked me"
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"This time nobody's leaving."
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"Oh, wow, and here all along we thought you were coming up"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Yeah, you remember I came up to fix the sink yesterday?"
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"You do it better than anyone."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"And you, uh, kept this cash hanging around loose?"
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"Of course not."
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"It wasn't loose."
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"It was in a big white envelope with the word "rent""
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"Printed on it."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Oh, this, uh, $300, do you have the numbers of the notes?"
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"Yes."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"And there was nothing else missing?"
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"Well, not exactly missing, but there are always things"
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"We can't find, small things, you know, like lipstick or--"
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"You can't find your lipstick?"
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"No, uh, Janet or Chrissy’s or my odd socks."
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"They're just lost."
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"But you can't find them, but that's not quite"
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"What you're talking about is it?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"They didn't take the television set."
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"I wonder why they didn't take the TV."
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"Have you seen some of these new shows?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Look, officer, we are really in a bind here."
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"You see, if we tell our landlord that we can't pay the rent,"
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"He won't believe us."
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"But if you tell him that the money was stolen,"
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"He'll believe it."
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"What a super idea, Janet."
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"Thank you."
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"You want me to tell the landlord that the rent money is stolen?"
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"Please?"
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"How many times have you pulled this stunt?"
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"What stunt?"
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"Next time you want to fake a burglary, make it look real."
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"Fake?"
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"Break up a few things, get rid of the TV,"
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"And think up a better story than leaving $300 lying around"
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"Nobody's that stupid."
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"We are."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"You know, you're lucky I don't run you all in."
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"Yes, sir?"
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"Thank you for not running us all in, officer."
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"He didn't even read us our rights."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"What time is it?"
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"Six o'clock."
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"Oh, that means Roper will be here any minute"
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"To collect the rent."
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"Oh, he warned us last month if we don't have"
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"That money today--"
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"Oh, he won't really throw us out."
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"Oh."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"[ Doorbell ringing ]"
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"He would enjoy throwing us out."
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"Oh, god"
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"What are we going to do?"
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"All right."
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"We're going to buy the only thing we can afford: Time."
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"We'll go down to the pub and hide out."
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"Why it's Mr. Roper."
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