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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Corpse-Sniffing Dog (S03E03)

"Yeah, a little bit earlier. I actually like it."
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"Ah, yeah, me too."
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"- Yeah, a lot of sunscreen, right? - Exactly."
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"You can't go outside without the sunscreen."
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"Oh, absolutely. 'Cause you have to wear a hat"
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"if you're gonna be in a convertible,"
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"and then you look like you're trying to hide something."
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"That's what they do, these guys with the hats, don't they?"
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"They wear it all the time, and they'll meet a girl"
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"then they'll show up on a date."
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"Are they gonna take the hat off? Wear it?"
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"They have a terrible decision..."
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"Then the girl is gonna be, like, "I didn't know you were bald.""
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"- Minoxidil? - No, you?"
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"Every day for the rest of your life you have to..."
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"- The drops and everything? - Then you got to massage it in."
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"There's something psychologically going wrong..."
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"- Huh? - I hate those people."
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"- Toupee? Huh? - No."
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"- Oh, no, absolutely not. - They should kill those guys."
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"Exactly."
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"I'm surprised Hitler didn't round up the toupee people."
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"If I'm going to be a sick megalomaniac,"
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"to round up people who I hated, they would be on my list."
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"I'd have my henchmen going around tugging at people's hair."
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""Balden," come with me."
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"Ach, "Balden.""
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"No, no, no, it was my fault. I overreacted..."
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"We were all crazy."
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"Forget it. You know what?"
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"To new times, good friends."
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"- Back on track. - Water under the bridge."
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"Does that bother anybody when I make a noise like that?"
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"Is anybody disturbed by that? And why should you be?"
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"What is it? So what?"
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"Jakey is driving us nuts."
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"He wants a dog, and we can't put him off anymore."
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"No freaking puppy, though."
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"I don't want the peeing, I don't want the chewing."
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"- Oh, right. - they're looking to get rid..."
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"How old is the dog?"
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"I had a German shepherd when I was a little boy."
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"- Did you? - Yeah, yeah."
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"- He keeps talking about him. - You can't believe this dog."
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"A what? It's a corpse-sniffing...?"
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"I'm telling you, this is an amazing dog."
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"- What's his name? - Oscar."
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"Oscar?"
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"She was left alone in the house"
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"- And she got a shepherd. - Right, and now..."
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"Now they reconciled and he's moved back,"
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"and he's sniffing and sneezing all the time,"
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"And he's a wreck. But the dog is so great."
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"- He understands everything. - How's the dog with kids?"
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"Great, they have a little girl."
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"Tough customer."
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"But the dog is fabulous with her."
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"Wouldn't hurt a fly."
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"Sounds perfect. You know what?"
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"All right, you're interested?"
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"- Absolutely. - Yes, yes, very."
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"That could be absolutely perfect."
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"Why are you watching this?"
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"Ugh... this routine."
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"Stop it."
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"Um-um. No, I'm sorry, no."
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"The cork is dry. We need to send this back."
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"- Don't send that back. - Feel the cork."
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"- I don't give a shit. - You don't even have to taste it."
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"Tell the manager. Have him taste it... an actual Bordeaux glass."
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"You're an expert in wine? Go ahead, taste it."
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"Larry, come on."
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"At $140 a bottle, I don't want "fine.""
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""Larry's not sophisticated enough to know...""
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"It's not a matter of sophistication,"
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"You don't have to drink it. We'll order something else."
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"- I'll get you a nice spritzer. - A spritzer."
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"Didn't I say last time we were here"
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"I wasn't gonna have dessert?"
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"So what's going on with your restaurant?"
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"- I'm not allowed to talk about it. - No, you tell us."
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"When I was on "Seinfeld" I wasn't allowed to talk about "Seinfeld.""
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"I bore her, she bores so easily."
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"We're opening next week."
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"This new chef we got, he's gonna be fantastic."
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"Okay, Larry only likes him because he's bald."
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"What makes you say that, Cheryl?"
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"He's bald." Does that seem logical?"
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"And only because he's bald."
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"- No, no, no. - No, Larry."
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"No, no, no splitting. No splitting."
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"You picked up the last one."
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"- Don't you have to go to the bathroom? - Huh?"
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"Yeah, I got to go to the bathroom, right."
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"Go to the bathroom, go to the bathroom."
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"Thank you, Stu."
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"Anyway, thanks Stu, that's very nice of you."
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"What about me? You gonna thank me too?"
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"- And thank you, Susan. - You're welcome."
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"Why... why do I have to thank you?"
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"For dinner that my husband and I treated you to."
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"Oh, I thought he treated me to it."
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"Stu..."
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"pulled out the credit card and put it down, yes."
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"Yeah. So I thanked him."
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"And he's using our money to pay for it."
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"Well, you can call it our money,"
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"but for the sake of discussion,"
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"he's the one who goes to work and earns the money."
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"- You don't work. - All right, what about..."
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"Cheryl, you don't work for yourself."
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"Whose money is it in your household?"
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"- How does she buy things? - She spends the money that I've earned."
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"She didn't work, I earned the money."
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"Stu, is it our... it's our money."
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"- Right? - He works, he gets the money."
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"That's what it's about, "Where does it come from?""
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"Well, I must say that I am just glad"
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"that in my marriage, that's not an issue."
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"It's not an issue in our marriage either."
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