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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Table Read (S07E07)

"Who are these two right here?"
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"That's Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus."
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"So Jerry tapping that ass, huh?"
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"What is it? You never saw the show?"
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"You never watched it?"
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"- Hello, Newman. - Hello, Jerry."
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"( Laughing )"
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"Who is this little fat bastard?"
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"Now that little motherfucker look funny."
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"Christ, I'm itching all over."
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"Hope I didn't catch anything from that Emma."
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"Don't get that shit on me, man."
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"- Are you Kramer? - No, actually..."
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"Hey, are you monena?"
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"I take monena with me, I can use the carpool Lane."
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"( Clicks tongue )"
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"Why... what the fuck is that hat?"
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"It's my hat."
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"- Yours? - No, it's my lucky hat."
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"You can't wear that in the scene."
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"Oh, yes I can. I must."
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"I told him to wear the hat to combat the groat's."
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"What did you say to him?"
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"I told him, "you take that hat off, you will die.""
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"That's what I told him."
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"See you at the house, man."
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"Nobody remembers a guy with a dinner roll on his head."
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"They remember Kramer with the hair that goes up."
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"( Clicks tongue ) ...That's it."
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"Jerry: I would say, in fact..."
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"- Oh my god. - Is this great?"
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"What? Again? Why are you here?"
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"What... I don't understand this. Why do you keep..."
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"Jerry told me I could come whenever I want."
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"Oh, this is Mrs. duberstein."
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"- This is Larry David. - Hello."
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"It is an honor to meet you."
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"Marty: She memorized all the shows."
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"- She loves "Seinfeld." - I am a huge fan."
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"- Hi. - Look at this. Kramer."
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"- I'm Michael Richards. - Hi."
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"I just saw your husband about 20 minutes ago."
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"Oh, I think you must be mistaken."
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"My husband has been dead for two months."
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"- What? - Groat's disease."
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"Yeah, it was a long, painful death."
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"Larry!"
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"I know I may look clean and dapper right now."
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"- I ain't shittin'. - Michael: Hey, duberstein!"
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"Yeah yeah, I'm talking to you."
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"- What kind of asshole are you? - Whoa whoa whoa."
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"Okay okay, let's just calm down now."
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"No, don't "baby" me. Don't calm me down."
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"I'm so pissed off, I could put this hat up your ass."
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"- Leon: Let's relax here. - What's this bullshit with the hat?"
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"- Leon: Put the hat back on your head. - You made a chump out of me!"
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"A horrible name that I could call you"
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"that would make you as angry as I am!"
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"Wha..."
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"Man: So what seems to be the problem here?"
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"First it was on my back, now my neck and my arm."
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"Now it's on my hands and fingers."
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"- Yeah, I can see that right there. - Yeah, look at that."
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"is I've been seeing this nine-year-old girl,"
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"and she kind of has a rash on her pussy."
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"Um..."
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"You know, I took her to lunch the other day"
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"and we had a fight and we made up and we hugged, so..."
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"It must... it's got to be her."
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"- ( Cell phone chimes ) - one second."
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"Yeah, that's her now."
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"Yeah. She's so cute. We text all the time."
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"For a while we weren't, but we're back on now, so..."
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"We'll get you taken care of."
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"I have another patient to check on."
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"- I'll be right back. - Okay, all right."
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""Don't tell your mother,"
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"Call the police."
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"- Unbelievable, right? - Is this insane?"
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"- Larry, it's exactly the same. - Exactly the same."
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"- Yeah, crazy. - I mean, my gosh."
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"- Right? - Yes."
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"- It is. - Yeah."
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"What's happening there?"
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"No no, it's strictly professional."
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"I had no, you know, idea that she was an actress."
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"- We should get started. - Okay, yeah, let's do it."
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"- Say hi to Larry. - Hi, Larry."
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"- Hi, Emma. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
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"- Do you want to give him a hug? - Yeah, sure."
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"- She's been dying to meet you. - Oh, wow, really?"
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"Okay. All right, nice to meet you."
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"- I'll see you in a minute. - What a sweetheart."
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"She's great. Thank you."
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"- Oh, yeah, sure. - Okay."
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"We should get this thing going soon, huh?"
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"I might be a few minutes late getting back from lunch."
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"I have to take Emma to the doctor."
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"- Oh, really? - Mm-hmm."
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"I'm going to get the table read started, okay?"
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"Good luck."
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"Hey. Look at you."
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"- Oh, yeah. You like it? - You done very good."
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"- what are you calling her, Cheryl? - No."
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"- Is that the character's name, Cheryl? - No, Amanda."
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"- Oh, Amanda. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, well, it says "Jason Alexander,""
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"Well, I don't know. She auditioned."
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"- Did she really? - Yes, she did."
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"- I wish I had seen that. - And she was the best."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Well, that's good. Who was the next best?"
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"- Don't remember. - I thought we were going to stay in dialogue on that."
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"I would have stayed in dialogue had you called me to dialogue."
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"- I was supposed to? - I was supposed to call?"
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"Well, it's your... you're the executive producer."
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"- I mean, I'm just the... - I'm the executive producer..."
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"- I'm just a Minion. - Right, and generally,"
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"- I made a mistake. - You reversed it."
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"Well, fortunately, it all worked out for the best."
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