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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Table Read (S07E07)

"- Yeah. - All right."
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"Okay. All right, let's send it up."
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"Oh, speaking of which, do you have a pen or a pencil?"
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"- Yeah. - Ooh, very nice."
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"Look at this. Look at you."
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"- You return it. - No, I'm going to keep it."
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"Of course I'm going to return it."
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"- God. - What's the matter?"
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"Well, I just got a call from my doctor"
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"So I don't know how I can be funny."
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"Hey, you know what?"
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"Don't worry about it. Honest to god."
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"I know this accountant Danny duberstein."
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"He had groat's disease and he's completely fine."
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"- 'cause I don't... - You know what?"
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"I'll have him call you about that."
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"- Okay? - Good, all right."
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"Id, big day."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- I'm here for support. - I don't need support."
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"This is... it's not a social event, this thing."
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"You know, you can't just show up like that."
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"You're not a... you're not allowed to be here."
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"You know, if Jerry sees you, he's going to throw you..."
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"You know, he's not going to want you here."
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"Ask him. If he tells me to go, I'll go."
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"- Hey. - Um..."
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"I didn't invite him. I just... he shouldn't be here."
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"- I don't care. Doesn't bother me. - But he's not supp..."
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"We don't let outsiders in for a read-through."
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"He's a friend of yours, right?"
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"- Well, yeah. - Yeah, so?"
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"But I didn't invite him and we have a policy."
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"- What kind of policy? - Yeah, we have a policy."
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"- I never saw a policy. - It's an unwritten policy."
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"- Oh, the unwritten policy. - Yeah."
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"- I don't want to stand in the way. - No, stand in the way."
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"- I want you to stand in the way. - No, I couldn't."
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"No, don't."
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"- How you doing? - Good."
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"- Want to hear a joke? - No, not really."
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"He doesn't want to hear. We have a read-through."
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"Yeah... - let me just get right through it."
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"- What is she afraid of? - The size of her opening."
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"So she goes to her mother."
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"She says, "what am I going to do? I'm so big down there.""
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"When I marry Harry, he's going to divorce me.""
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"Her mother says, "don't worry, sweetheart, it runs in the family.""
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"Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there."
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""He'll never know the difference.""
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"- Oh my god. - So she does."
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"It says, "my darling Harriet","
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"to think that I waited a year to consummate our relationship"
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"makes my heart beat so loudly I'm surprised it didn't wake you up."
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"The only reason I'm not here now, darling,"
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"to buy you a house, a picket fence."
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"- This is not so bad. - Yeah, this is great."
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"I will be home like the winged gossamer of love in your arms."
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""Your loving husband, Harry.""
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"- It's great. - I had no idea it would be that revolting."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, please hold the work."
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"Let's take our places for the table read."
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"Okay, let's sit at the table."
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"- Great meeting you. - Yeah, nice meeting you too."
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"- Big fan. - Thank you, thank you."
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"I like that guy."
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"He's crazy."
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"Hey."
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"Don't worry. You're going to be great."
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"Look how many people are here."
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"Just... just do it. You got it."
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"- Cheryl: Okay. - ( Jerry laughs )"
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"Okay, folks, please settle in."
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"We're looking at "Seinfeld: The reunion,""
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"written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Scene a opens in Jerry's apartment. Jerry and George."
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"- Hi. - I'm Emma."
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"- Don't know. - Really?"
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"What are you so upset about?"
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"- Stand in the way. - I would feel horrible."
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"Do what I did when I married your father."
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"Why'd you have to give that crook madoff all of it?"
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"Hey, Jerry, this economy is really hitting me."
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"- Julia: What's wrong? - Jason: What's wrong? What's wrong?"
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"I'll tell you what's wrong."
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"you won't be able to get to the money"
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"You know, I'm going to..."
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"Where was your mind at?"
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"- She texted me yesterday, okay? - Aw, she likes you."
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"Maybe if she meets Jerry, but she really bonded with you."
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"Oh, um..."
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"- Hey. - Hi, how are you?"
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"and duberstein's dead and I was thinking..."
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"- Fucking say it. - Oh, Jesus."
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"All right, that's it. That's it."
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"- Yeah? Oh, yay! - Yay!"
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"- That's a Jewish name, right? - Yes, it is."
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"three times a day, seven days a week,"
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"The only thing I can think of"
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"Fucking viola. Uh!"
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"with the latch for the toilet, the itoilet?"
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"( Knocking )"
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"to the nearest acceptable toilet"
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"- Well, have fun. I will talk to you later. - Okay."
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"how many times per week am I fucking?"
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"Hey, Larry. I want you to meet my daughter, Emma."
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"- All right. - Let's... let's light this rocket."
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