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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Table Read (S07E07)

"This is day 4. George, Amanda."
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"( Stuttering ) I've been dreading having to..."
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"Tell you about the whole madoff thing."
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"- Oh, well. - You must hate me for losing our money like that."
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"We're... we're wiped out."
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"Actually, I'm fine, George."
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"Fine? Yeah, I took my half out of madoff"
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"right after we got divorced."
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"- You what? - Yeah, I still have my half."
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"W-why did you take it out?"
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"I bumped into madoff on the street one day"
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"and for some reason it creeped me out."
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"So the next day, I pulled all my money out."
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"Turns out I did quite well by him."
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"Collar up?"
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"Creeped you out? That's my money!"
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"You have my money!"
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"Not according to the laws of the state of New York."
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"( Laughter )"
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"She asked me to sign a prenup."
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"So in case it doesn't work out,"
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"that was yours to begin with?"
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"Michael: Well, that's another Ponzi scheme."
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"So, George, are you marrying her for your money?"
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"No."
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"No."
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"And it's none of your business, Elaine."
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"George takes out a napkin and brings it to his nose."
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"the shot freezes and we fade out."
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"- Yay. - Very nice. Nice!"
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"- Great great. Really great. - Yeah."
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"- The way... - ( Jason laughs )"
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"- What did you think? - Oh, I loved it."
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"- It was fantastic. - I'm glad you were here to see it."
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"- Thank you. - Sure."
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"So let's go over some stuff in the office, a couple little spots?"
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"- Sure. - Okay."
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"Eh, you know what? Great."
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"- Really great. Really great. - Really?"
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"I appreciate the loan of your pen."
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"You know what? You keep it."
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"I don't want the pen."
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"Yeah. No, you... you keep it."
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"- No, I-i don't want it. - What's wrong with the pen?"
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"I was watching you during the read-through."
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"The pen was in your mouth, the pen was in your ear..."
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"In my ear? What are you talking about?"
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah."
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"I had the pen up my ass while doing the read-through?"
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"- Except for the ass. - It's been tainted?"
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"- What can I do for you? - I'll tell you what you can do."
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"I'm here to serve you. What can I do?"
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"Why don't you get me a new pen? That would be nice."
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"That's the fair thing to do,"
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"- Will you do that for me? - For you, anything."
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"Wow, this place is packed."
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"- Monsieur David! - Hello."
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"- Wonderful to see you. - Good to see you."
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"Two for lunch? Oui? Just follow me."
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"- I have for you here the best waiter in the house. - Thank you."
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"- You will have a lovely meal. - Thank you."
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"Best waiter? A table right away?"
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"What the hell's going on?"
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"- I greased him. - How much did you give him?"
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"- 20 bucks. - 20 bucks."
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"I give it to him all the time."
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"- Same thing every time. - ( Cell phone chimes )"
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"What's this?"
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"- Well, this is kind of odd. - What?"
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"Stacy's daughter just sent me a text."
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""Got your info from my mom. Nice meeting you."
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"Did you have fun at the table read?""
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"You got a new little pen pal."
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"I guess I have to answer her. She asked me a question, right?"
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"You don't have to. It's a little kid."
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"Just say, "hey, went great, thanks.""
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""Went great, thanks.""
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"Oh, Michael is very concerned that he has groat's disease."
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"He thinks he might have groat's disease?"
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"Yeah, and I told him that I'd hook him up"
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"with funkhouser's friend Danny duberstein."
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"- Yeah, Danny duberstein. - Do you know how to get in touch with him?"
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"Nobody can get in touch with him."
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"He died like two months ago."
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"Duberstein died?"
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"Mm-hmm, of groat's disease."
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"Jesus. What the hell am I going to tell Michael?"
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"I don't know."
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"I don't remember if that worked or not."
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"Did you hear any of the jokes?"
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"I loaned Jason my pen"
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"and I got very distracted"
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"because he kept taking the pen..."
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"First he was scratching his back with it."
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"Scratching a back is no big deal."
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"- now you're talking about... - the whole thing was disgusting."
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"You don't loan Jason anything,"
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"Anyway, I'm sorry, but I got..."
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"I got a little distracted, so I wasn't on every joke."
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"You know, I like to keep my pens in a barbicide."
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"- That blue liquid that the barbers have? - In the barber shop."
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"I haven't really figured out what barbicide was."
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"- They kill themselves with it. - Is that where they can't take being a barber anymore..."
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"( Cell phone chimes ) - ...And they just down that blue liquid"
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"- It's unbelievable. - What?"
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"Stacy's daughter Emma. Did you meet her?"
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"- She's texting me now. She started texting me. - Oh, that's cute."
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"Come on, who needs this? She's getting on my nerves."
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"How do I end this thing? This is never going to end."
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"No, it will never end. That's why I don't have one."
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"Once you have it, the door's open."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"a fourth camera for the exteriors."
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"Is that okay with you? Does that sound good?"
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"- Yeah. - Stacy: Thank you."
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"Okay, I'll get right on it."
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"You know, Emma's been texting me."
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"- I know! - She's so cute."
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"How'd that happen?"
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"Was that her idea, your idea?"
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