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Clips from The Boondocks - The Red Ball (S03E03)

"talking about the unpleasantness of business."
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"We need our money. All of it."
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"Unfortunate."
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"Now, Mr. Do, I'm sure we can find another way"
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"I'm listening."
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"Say, how's your gambling addiction?"
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"Much better."
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"Now."
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"I'm never playing kickball again."
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"Come on, boy, you have to do this."
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"Ed Wuncler asked for you by name."
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"and gave Jennifer Herman a permanent severe limp."
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"when you gave that girl a permanent severe limp."
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"It was the Junior League Championship"
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"against Wuncler's team, and Ed had paid off the refs."
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"And, oh, you guys were losing bad."
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"before the wife-cheating thing."
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"Now they just call him "loser.""
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"Huey, you suck!"
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"The crowd started laughing,"
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"and we all know you don't like to be laughed at."
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"You went crazy."
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"Freeman has hit her with the pitch."
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"Oh, the horror."
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"And believe me, folks, this was no accident."
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"If that girl is still alive,"
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"she will undoubtedly have a permanent and severe limp."
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"She will never play kickball again."
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"And neither should Huey Freeman."
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"including the bank that owns this house,"
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"and he just got $20 billion in bailout money."
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"If Ed Wuncler tells me to jump, I'm gonna say how high,"
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"and throw your ass in the air."
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"I'm not gonna play."
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"Okay, fine."
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"If you don't wanna play, you don't wanna play."
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"Ed, here he is as promised. Now get over here, boy."
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"I'll remember this when I do my Christmas yacht shopping."
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"Yeah, boy!"
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"Now Huey,"
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"the Wushung/Woodcrest Junior/Senior"
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"kickball competition in the history of the sport."
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"my great-great Grandpa Prescott Rothschild Wuncler"
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"sailed to Wushung, China."
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"The local monks had invented a game similar to baseball,"
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"He originally called it "Jap baseball""
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"because he didn't know what country he was in"
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"and didn't care."
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"He brought the sport back to America,"
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"where the liberal PC bitch-asses"
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"renamed it "kickball.""
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"we alternate hosting a kickball tournament"
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"There's no way I'm playing."
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"Because of you, I gave a girl a permanent limp."
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"Oh, really?"
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"This little girl?"
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"That's right, Huey. Jennifer can walk just fine."
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"You were dominating the entire Woodcrest Junior League,"
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"I made up the story about Jennifer's permanent limp,"
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"You were willing to scar me for life over a kickball game?"
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"But this game is bigger than you and me, Huey."
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"Mercenaries?"
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"They prefer the term "private kickball contractors.""
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"And this is the junior squad?"
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"The best the Dominican Republic has to offer."
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"As you can see, I've spared no expense for victory."
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"It's the greatest junior/senior kickball team ever assembled."
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"I don't want to be a part of kickball history."
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"I'm not making a request. I'm prepared to blackmail you"
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"with a picture of you wearing Kanye West Venetian sunglasses,"
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"nut-hugger jeans and Louis Vuitton driving shoes."
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"Explain that to media takeout."
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"I'll risk it."
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"All right, Huey."
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"I'm not a fan of the truth,"
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"but here it is:"
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"The Chinese are calling in some debts"
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"and I had to bet everything on this game."
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"Freedom to complain."
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"Freedom to have as many offspring and assault rifles"
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"as you like."
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"The freedom to surf the Internet"
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"for pornography of your choice."
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"Not the porn. I'll risk it."
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"You are the one who quit the game."
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"You must have me mistaken for somebody else."
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"What's it matter to you?"
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"My name is Ming."
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"kickball team."
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"Even before I was born,"
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"it was decided I would be a champion kickball player."
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"Training Center outside of Beijing."
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"I trained every day and every night to be the best."
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"I must control myself."
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"Without a worthy opponent, I nothing."
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"We must have the ultimate contest"
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"to settle once and for all who is the best."
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"Like I said, you have me mistaken for somebody else."
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"I'll play."
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"But I'm not interested in your ultimate contest."
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"It's just a simple game of kickball."
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"Well, you made the right choice."
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"in a gross violation of my civil liberties,"
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"the INS repossessed the five Dominican players"
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"kickball team."
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"from Sierra Leone, but they may not get here in..."
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"Huh?"
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"Say again? Affirmative, we're on our way."
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"Come on, guys, that's us. Moving out! Moving out!"
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"What's going on? Sorry, Mr. Wuncler."
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"POW rescue in Afghanistan. Wait! Wait!"
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"Goddamn it! Fuck the POW."
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"You are staying here and playing kickball."
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"Well, team captain,"
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"you've got two days to assemble a new team."
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"Team captain?"
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"Yep, new team, no problem, Mr. Wuncler."
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"We're on it."
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"Who the fuck are you?"
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"I am Jigme. I come from Tibet."
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