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Clips from The Boondocks - The Red Ball (S03E03)

"I want to defeat the Chinese oppressors in kickball."
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"I'd like a word with you in private."
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"This team is pathetic."
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"They don't stand a chance against the Chinese."
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"Not one single goddamn shot in hell."
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"It'll be an embarrassment they'll never, ever live down"
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"for the rest of their miserable lives until they die."
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"You know what one of these balls can do to a human body?"
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"They'll get torn to pieces. Ripped to shreds."
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"Some may even lose control of their bowels."
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"By the third inning they'll be pissing and shitting"
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"on themselves right in front of their friends and loved ones."
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"We must find some better athletes."
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"This is what you got."
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"I want to say a few words to everybody here"
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"about victory."
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"Unfortunately there's absolutely no time to train you people."
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"But I have bought each of you a brand-new pair of sneakers."
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"These shoes were handmade"
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"Wear them with pride."
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"I'm gonna be like, "Take this, you yellow rat bastard.""
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"Motherfucker!"
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"Greetings, friends. Forgive our intrusion."
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"We came to wish you luck in tomorrow's game."
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"I look forward to an unforgettable contest."
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"Give them their ball back."
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"Welcome, sports fans,"
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"to the 43rd biannual Wushung/Woodcrest Junior/Senior"
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"Harmonious Kickball Tournament."
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"some type of trouble."
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"Seems like the owner of the Wushung team"
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"is accusing one of the Woodcrest players"
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"of being a ringer. The rules say"
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"He is absolutely a resident."
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"Here is his hot Caucasian wife and half-Asian baby."
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"And now the Woodcrest team is making a complaint."
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"Everybody knows Junior/Senior Tournament rules"
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"say the roster must have an equal number"
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"of kids and adults."
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"to verify that fact."
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"Heh! Looks like the ref"
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"is gonna let it slide. Tough break for the home team."
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"Play kickball."
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"Huey Freeman on the mound."
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"to the sport of kickball."
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"Little Ming Do steps up to the plate."
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"What a treat to see these two titans of the game"
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"face off against one another."
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"Show them what's good, Huey!"
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"Huey looks absolutely determined out there folks..."
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"Oh! Hello! And goodbye!"
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"You suck, Huey!"
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"You worthless motherfucker."
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"Next kicker is Lily Chang,"
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"Folks, she's experiencing complete kidney failure."
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"Hasn't peed in three years."
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"This might just be the warm-up that Freeman needs."
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"Oh, mother!"
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"What the hell do you call this?"
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"I'm trying, all right? Get your shit together."
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"Kicker up."
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"day of his life here today, folks."
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"Let's see if he can't get it together."
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"Strike! Throws one and strike."
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"Oh, look at that!"
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"Someone get him some Demerol."
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"And make sure it's the good stuff."
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"Yeah!"
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"Everyone's cheering. Here he goes."
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"He locks in and the ball is coming up..."
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"Next up is Riley Freeman."
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"Wait a min... Hold on, what's this?"
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"Oh, my. His first time at the plate"
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"and he's calling a home run."
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"Riley's got his eye..."
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"Strike!"
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"Strike two!"
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"Strike three!"
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"Good grief."
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"Tom's up. He's getting a good stretch on."
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"We don't expect a whole lot out of this Tom guy, but..."
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"Tom is really putting this relay right back to Ming."
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"She locks in, Tom is in midst of celebration."
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"He can do no wrong."
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"Oh, looks like it's lights out for Tom."
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"Folks, Ming is really giving the crowd here"
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"quite a lesson in kickball today."
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"He's gonna give it all he's got."
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"And he does give it all he's got,"
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"which frankly just is not a lot."
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"Quite anemic,"
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"but Mr. Freeman's gonna make it to first base soon as he can."
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""old people walking around the mall" leisurely strolls."
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"Oh, looks like we don't have an easy out."
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"but this American team has lost its wheels."
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"Now they got a hit, we got a runner,"
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"Now that... Okay, that is just wrong."
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"I paid you good money for this game."
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"Yeah? So did he."
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"I'll take the Chinese money."
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"Well, who bet the whole town on a kickball game?"
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"Okay, maybe it was a wrong decision"
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"to bet all of our economic futures on a kickball game,"
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"but we're Americans."
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"We don't quit just because we're wrong."
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"We just keep doing the wrong thing until it turns out right."
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"What about them, Huey?"
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"Your teammates. You got them into this."
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"Now you're turning your back on them?"
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"We gotta make the motherfuckers pay."
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"Come on, I don't want to play no more neither,"
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"but we can't go out like a bunch of little bitches."
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"Granddad? I'm trying to save my house"
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"The sooner you stop holding back"
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"the sooner we can all go home."
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"Woodcrest really needs something"
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"happening for them today, because this Chinese team"
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"Now we're talking!"
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"Folks, we're ready to get back into the action here,"
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"but there's no ref."
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