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Clips from Harley Quinn (2019) - All the Best Inmates Have Daddy Issues (S02E02)

"[Harley] Okay. Marry, fuck, kill."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Kite Man, Mr. Freeze, Joker."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"All right, last one. Two-Face, Killer Croc, Joker."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"No. No, it's Joker."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Holy shit. It's... [gasps]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Ive, I am telling you that is him,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"just without his puke green hair and bleached white skin."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"but you're afraid to buy makeup on your own? [scoffs]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"when a tower of his own image crushed him to death,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"What if that's him undone?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, fuck, it's him!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[theme music playing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"for the first time in my life."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I should not have been daydreaming."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Skintight purple suits?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Harley. -You, you know who I am?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-You almost left it. -Thanks."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Well, if you need extra napkins or water,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"but seriously, we should just kill him."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Last time you thought he changed,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Well, you must be Dr. Quinzel."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Joker's chewed up every other shrink in Gotham."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I won't let you down, sir. I'm sure in no time, I can--"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[gasps]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Sir, the cafeteria accidentally ordered living lettuce, sir."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[gunshot]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Get to the Joker and find that bomb."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"and should've majored in communication?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Joke was on me. [gasps]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Harleen] I'm so sorry."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Ah ha! You know it, pal."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"you have to go straight to the source."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"That's why I'm here."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[laughing] Well, that's very good."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Seriously, what kind of nutrients"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"am I going to get from five peas?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"What do we have here? Let me see."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Mighty fine penmanship. Hmm."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Blah, blah, blah. "Insane.""
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-I would never write that. -But I know you thought it."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm not telling you shit. [laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Hey!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You're far too good for this dump."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Ah, well, I win."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[Joker laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I know I can get through to him."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Well, what other option do we have? -Me."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Jesus! Was he here the whole time?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You still think you can get to him?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I meant, like, after that."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Yeah, he really didn't want to talk about his family."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Well, Doc, you've got guts."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'll give you that. But that's all you get."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I don't wanna hear about the bomb."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And it's almost a joke."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Tell me about growing up."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Not a single person in here came from a happy home."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Was it Penguin?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Well, I can see this is just too painful for you."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Not worse than me!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Fine. You wanna know how I got these emotional scars?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'll admit my parents weren't too fond of me."
Harley Quinn (2019)
""Son, we're not fond of you.""
Harley Quinn (2019)
"My parents were wealthy, but they never gave me much,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"especially not their attention."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Well, I had Mr. Ferris."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"With gorgeous ringed fur, Mr. Ferris, the ferret."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Being an only neglected child,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I made the mistake of wandering into my father's study."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"laughing and punching, and punching."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I want to eat a normal meal like a normal person"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"in a normal insane asylum at the cafeteria and all."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-I found more. -Shut it."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Men in prison, get everyone over to Little Italy."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I, of course, can't go."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"The voters thank you."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"That was nothing. And I wouldn't have even told you about it"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Everyone needs a friend."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-I could kill you with this. -Yeah, you could."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You know, if I dip my shoulder,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Yoo-hoo!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Hey, I think that child lock is on."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Yeah, we're here."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"There's nothing here, Jim. There's no bomb."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You play naive, but you're better than that."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You just wanted your story."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"That is, if I can call this our first date."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[laughs] I mean, him and Batman."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You're not gonna believe this."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I told everyone exactly where the bomb was,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"but you were the only one who got the joke."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, my God! You're insane."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Not if they kill us first."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"They're not going to kill me, because they won't kill you."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"if Joker escapes on my watch!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Why did you save me?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"No one's ever given me a gift before,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I mean, not to mention a plant. So, that was nice."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Kill them all!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Uh... I surrender."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Ow!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Dr. Quinzel, thank God you're all right."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"and you've earned yourself a promotion. Congrats."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And not a single royalty."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Harley wins again."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"God, you're so smug."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"but I didn't always hate people."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Well, as always, Joker lied, surprising no one but you."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"The first time my father hit me,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"that's when I gave up on humans."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, boy. This is way too stylish."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"He really loves those kids."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-That is disgusting. -Ugh! I hated seeing it."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And case closed."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"He's got zero memories from before the tower collapsed."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Which is why I just smoke joints."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Papa needs his nap."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[grunting]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
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