Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Mr. Mayor - Dodger Day (S01E01)

"It's like a period; it gets you out of anything."
Mr. Mayor
"."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughs] Blastoff!"
Mr. Mayor
"- Bags open, IDs out!"
Mr. Mayor
"[laughing]"
Mr. Mayor
"I don't know how to do brakes!"
Mr. Mayor
"- Asian men are having a moment."
Mr. Mayor
"Remember me! My legacy is my kindness!"
Mr. Mayor
""Parasite," K-pop, Bruno Mars, maybe."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hello, good morning."
Mr. Mayor
"It's time for yours, Tommy."
Mr. Mayor
"I need a new ID photo, please."
Mr. Mayor
"- Bags open, IDs out!"
Mr. Mayor
"- Sorry, no retakes. Next!"
Mr. Mayor
"- Am I being carded?"
Mr. Mayor
"- I love rules. No rules is chaos."
Mr. Mayor
"[scanner beeps]"
Mr. Mayor
"That's why I hate Outback Steakhouse."
Mr. Mayor
"- Keep the line moving, please."
Mr. Mayor
"- Are you wearing "White Nirvana" by the Olsen twins?"
Mr. Mayor
"But this is an emergency."
Mr. Mayor
"- 61,000 people work for the city of Los Angeles."
Mr. Mayor
"[scanner beeps] - Next!"
Mr. Mayor
"Most of them hate their ID photo."
Mr. Mayor
"- Were you a C-section birth?"
Mr. Mayor
"If I let you retake yours, the floodgates open,"
Mr. Mayor
"'Cause your head shape is, like, perfect."
Mr. Mayor
"the system's overwhelmed, the city grinds to a halt,"
Mr. Mayor
"- Next! [scanner beeps]"
Mr. Mayor
"and I'd have to work till 6:00."
Mr. Mayor
"- I see you, son. - No thank you, Bernard."
Mr. Mayor
"- Look, I get it."
Mr. Mayor
"[upbeat music]"
Mr. Mayor
"Daniela. Beautiful name."
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Does it come from a romance novel"
Mr. Mayor
"- How do you even know Nestor's gay?"
Mr. Mayor
"by the register at a grocery store?"
Mr. Mayor
"It's impossible to tell in LA."
Mr. Mayor
"- Read the sign, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"- His eyebrows are threaded, and he smells"
Mr. Mayor
"- "Talk to the rosé"? What does that even mean?"
Mr. Mayor
"like sugar-free Red Bull and fog machines."
Mr. Mayor
"- "No retakes. Stop asking.""
Mr. Mayor
"But he just checks my ID and says nothing."
Mr. Mayor
"Next!"
Mr. Mayor
"I can't even get him to look at me."
Mr. Mayor
"[phone rings]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, here's your problem. This picture is awful."
Mr. Mayor
"- Jayden Kwapis, if I sound out of breath"
Mr. Mayor
"Are you missing a tooth?"
Mr. Mayor
"it's because I have a treadmill desk."
Mr. Mayor
"- It's a blueberry skin,"
Mr. Mayor
"- Hi, this is Emily Biyata."
Mr. Mayor
"and those hives on my neck are from my blueberry allergy."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm calling from the Dodgers"
Mr. Mayor
"- Morning team, how is everyone?"
Mr. Mayor
"to coordinate the Mayor's visit."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, great! So for the green room,"
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, turns out my dad's calcium deposit"
Mr. Mayor
"what are we thinking platter-wise?"
Mr. Mayor
"was not calcium."
Mr. Mayor
"Shrimp and ham, or?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Rhetorical, Jayden. - Good morning, sir!"
Mr. Mayor
"- [laughs] Look, Jayden."
Mr. Mayor
"To save paper, the printout in front of you lists"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm in PR so, obviously, I Googled you."
Mr. Mayor
"the parts of LA that are currently not on fire."
Mr. Mayor
"- Yes, I'm garbage disposal ponytail guy."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, smart!"
Mr. Mayor
"So what, okay? We've all moved on."
Mr. Mayor
"- No, I mean the scooter event. You look good in a bike helmet."
Mr. Mayor
"- Me? Good?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Now, this morning you're heading to Venice"
Mr. Mayor
"[laughs]"
Mr. Mayor
"for the rollout of our free helmet sharing program"
Mr. Mayor
"for electric scooters."
Mr. Mayor
"Sorry, I'm laughing because someone is tickling me."
Mr. Mayor
"Dad, stop it! I'm your son!"
Mr. Mayor
"[applause]"
Mr. Mayor
"- I hope you're coming to the game."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, protecting humans"
Mr. Mayor
"would not have been my choice, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"I'd love to meet you in person."
Mr. Mayor
"Not when the number one cause of wildlife death"
Mr. Mayor
"- [quietly] I'd... like that."
Mr. Mayor
"Sorry, excuse me. My dad's strangling me now."
Mr. Mayor
"is heart attacks from humans posing for pictures with them."
Mr. Mayor
"Dad, this is a workplace!"
Mr. Mayor
"- I don't think that's true, Arpi."
Mr. Mayor
"."
Mr. Mayor
"- It feels true, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"- Hey, you need to get me a new ID."
Mr. Mayor
"- Moving on."
Mr. Mayor
"- What, because of Nestor?"
Mr. Mayor
"The Dodgers have invited the Mayor"
Mr. Mayor
"He has weird ears"
Mr. Mayor
"to throw out the first pitch tomorrow."
Mr. Mayor
"and he's always, like, looking in my bag."
Mr. Mayor
"- He's a security guard."
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh! That sounds like a hoot!"
Mr. Mayor
"Look, Mikaela, you and I basically live at work,"
Mr. Mayor
"- A hoot indeed, sir."
Mr. Mayor
"so I did the math--which only I can say 'cause racism,"
Mr. Mayor
"But I'd strongly suggest you decline."
Mr. Mayor
"and time is not on our side."
Mr. Mayor
"- Are you crazy? What, you don't want to see"
Mr. Mayor
"this guy in baseball pants eating a hot dog?"
Mr. Mayor
"Especially for one of us, who's much older than me."
Mr. Mayor
"- Yeah, the Mayor can't say no to baseball."
Mr. Mayor
"- By seven months."
Mr. Mayor
"It's America's pastime."
Mr. Mayor
"- Statistically, we should be married by age 29.5"
Mr. Mayor
"- But there's zero upside to this."
Mr. Mayor
"and I'll need at least a year for my mom to lose the weight."
Mr. Mayor
"Throwing a first pitch is like being a mom."
Mr. Mayor
"- What you saying, Tommy?"
Mr. Mayor
"If you do a good job, no one notices or cares."
Mr. Mayor
"- We are going to meet our spouses in this building."
Mr. Mayor
"- Well, that is true. You only hear"
Mr. Mayor
Show more clips