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Clips from Close Enough (2020) - Men Rock!/Secret Horse (S02E02)

"[ T-Rex roars ]"
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"You excited to open your very first savings account?"
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"Yeah! Coin purses are for kids."
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"[ Crowd screaming ]"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Run!"
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"Wow, ha, guess you, uh, would expect high-production values"
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"from Bank of Hollywood, huh?"
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"We also have super-low interest rates on our divorce loans."
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"Here's my card."
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"[ Gagging ]"
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"You hush up, Randy!"
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"come in all jumpy as hell, scared of their own peckers."
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"[ Thuds ] We've already begun."
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"I made an Emily, too."
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"That's so many eggs."
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"Your environment is your weapon!"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"[ Shouting ]"
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"[ Screaming ] Oww! Yes!"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"♪ Deck the halls with Q4 profits ♪"
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"[ Glasses shatter ]"
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"[ Crowd exclaiming ]"
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"the Barbecue-Cumber!"
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"Narrator: We took a pig and a cucumber"
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"Hot as a cucumber."
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"Ka-ching!"
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"[ Grunting ] Hoo, ha! Hyah! Ha!"
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"Tell me, did Pearle teach you how to disarm a fake alien?"
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"'cause I am a changed man, Em."
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"[ Breaks squeaking ]"
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"Ha, wow, could you be any more terrorist-y?"
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"[ Gasps deeply ]"
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"Pearle's simulating a terrorist takeover"
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"♪"
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"Love the commitment. What are you babbling about?"
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"[ Chuckles ] So good."
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"Hoo! Ha! Hyah! [ Shouts ]"
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"Oh, my God..."
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"Pearle hired professional stunt men!"
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"to be giving us the genetic sequence."
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"Capitalists. A vegetable"
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"Okee-dokee, let's get that vault open before the killing."
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""Who was your best friend in grade school?""
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"Oh, geez, how could I choose just one?"
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"Josh, remember,"
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"your environment is your weapon."
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"They can't get you if they can't see you."
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"Jan: Juergen, we might needing start blowing ze up the vault."
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""My name is Mr. Salt,""
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"and the "E" is a three."
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"[ Exhales deeply ]"
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"The Barbecue-Cumber."
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"[ Punching ]"
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"Daddy's crushing this simulation."
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"And I bet this paintball gun shoots real bullets, too, huh?"
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"[ Sizzling ] And it was Karl's first day on job."
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"Well, internship."
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"it is being time for you to die."
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"No, we fight! Right?"
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"I vote we run!"
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"[ Electricity crackling ]"
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"[ Straining ]"
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"[ Slo-mo ] Nooo!"
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"Whoooaaa..."
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"Saved by out-of-this-world savings."
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"[ Explosion ]"
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"[ Roaring ] [ Screaming continues ]"
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"[ Bones rattle ]"
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"- [ Growls ] - [ Screams ]"
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"Josh?"
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"♪"
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"Here at First Bank of Hollywood,"
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"♪"
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"You know what we didn't expect?"
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"Hey, Earthling. Here's a free coin purse."
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"Of course I want to be the kind of guy"
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"who'll protect his family if shit goes down."
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"You wanna be John McClane. Exactly."
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"my body just always picks flight."
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"So... More of a John McLame?"
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"- Nailed it. - Haha, points!"
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"Not everyone's born brave."
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"Shoot, at the police academy, we'd have recruits"
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"Oh, we called handguns "peckers.""
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"Penises we called "shotguns,""
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"and shotguns we called "long dongs.""
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"Anyway, with my training"
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"I'd built 'em up into tough-ass L.A. cops."
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"Wait, Pearle, could you do that for me?"
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"Train me to be brave when my family's in danger?"
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"Pearle? [ Both shout ]"
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"[ Dog growling, barking ]"
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"[ Screaming ] Oh! Oh, nooo!"
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"Randy? Woof, woof!"
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"[ Panting ]"
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"Tastes like fear!"
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"Lesson Number One: Danger's gonna come at you"
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"from every direction."
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"Now, Alex made a scale replica of Candice"
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"out of eggs that you have to protect at all times."
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"[ Button clicks ] Daddy! Help me!"
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"Your coward gut is gonna tell you to run,"
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"Your dong's telling you "owww!""
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"Simmer down, Thin Diesel. This backyard stuff"
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"was just phase one of the training."
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"Phase two's gonna come at you in the real world"
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"when you least expect it."
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"And boy is it gonna blow... your... mind."
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"Bring it on."
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"[ Saxophone playing ]"
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"[ Saxophone continues ]"
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"Whoa..."
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"Hey folks, it's been a heckuva year for Food Corps!"
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"But next year'll be even better when we unveil..."
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"and combined them. [ Pig squeals ]"
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"The Barbecue-Cumber."
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"Cool."
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"I mean a cucumber that tastes like pulled pork?"
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