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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Grand Re-Opening (S03E03)

"It is my pleasure"
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"to welcome you to Cloud 9!"
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"What do you think?"
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"Uh, try saying "We have your son. $1 million or he dies.""
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"We have your son."
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"$1 million or he dies!"
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"How's it going with the ribbon?"
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"Well, I'm six minutes into this video"
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"on how to tie a fancy bow,"
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"and this guy's still talking about his cat!"
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"It's like, "We get it. You're gay.""
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"And these are the biggest scissors I could find."
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"We can't cut a giant ribbon with these!"
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"Okay, we'll be ready in about an hour."
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"An hour?"
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"The opening is now."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Everybody excited for the big day?"
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"How's it looking inside?"
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"No, no, no."
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"I want to show you something over here."
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"- Over here? - Yeah."
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"- Right here? - Yeah."
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"Beautiful rug. Good for him."
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"It's my great pleasure to welcome you to Cloud 9."
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"Thank you very much. Um, okay, hey, listen."
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"This, uh, event was set up by my, uh, appearance agent,"
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"not my, uh, performance agent."
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"Performing is a whole... different negotiation,"
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"so, uh..."
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"Thank you, everybody."
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"Then I guess... I guess I'll keep talking."
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"6:31. 6:30. 6:29."
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"How is this helping?"
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"How is you asking "how it's helping" helping?"
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"of "Pirates of the Caribbean,""
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"you can see one of the pirates is wearing a watch."
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"That's a... that's a goof."
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"- This is the wrong arm. - Just go."
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"Can... can you tell other people's jokes?"
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"I... I guess."
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"I don't know any."
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"Welcome back, shoppers."
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"Or more likely, you don't care at all,"
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"Badabadbadaba."
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""Badabadabadaba?" What... Really?"
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"I've never seen the movie. I thought they spoke gibberish."
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"They speak a blend of pidgin languages"
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"mixed with gibberish, but"
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"Beep-boop-bop-bop-boop."
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"I'm getting divorced."
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"Oh. Um..."
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"just because we were happy to see each other alive,"
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"Well, I'm... I'm here, you know,"
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"if you ever want to talk, or..."
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"Do you want to have sex?"
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"- I'm joking! - Yeah, obviously,"
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"you're joking. I knew you were... I'm not..."
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"Jeff."
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"Mateo. Hey."
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"How you been?"
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"Good, thanks. Yeah, I'm in a good place."
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"You know, I've been hitting the gym pretty hard."
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"Doing a lot of Zuh-MBA."
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"Um, I just need to ask you something."
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"Did you get a voice mail, by chance?"
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"Oh, sorry, one second. Uh, ooh, I have to take this."
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"- Your ex, Chad? - Yes."
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"We got back together. Hey, sweetie."
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"Mm, just real quick. It's pronounced Zumba, okay?"
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"You look like a fry cook."
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"Okay, well, this is going to be fun."
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"Now, do you want to room with Timur or Jacob?"
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"Timur's a sweetheart, but he does have night terrors."
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"On the other hand, Jacob is really quiet,"
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"Sometimes you wake up and he's just standing over you."
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"No, I'm definitely not sure,"
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"Well, if anything changes,"
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"the men's bathroom key also works on my front door. So..."
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"- Okay, roomie. Oh. - House rules."
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"Do not touch my video game stuff."
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"No talking during "Game of Thrones.""
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"And leave me out of your coffee-making process."
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"I'll have to, because it's a French single press."
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"on Wednesday, my black friends come over,"
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"so do not be around."
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"You don't get one."
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"The National Weather Service"
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"Oh. Why don't you move into Garrett's apartment?"
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"Oh, wow. Uh, that's exciting. Teenager."
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"Uh..."
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"Oh. Why're you coming at 3:00?"
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"what we're going to do."
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"Don't sigh!"
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"My boyfriend Jerry got hit in the head by a mailbox"
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"and we'll be like, "Please, ladies, one at a time.""
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"Marcus is on his third DUI."
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"My phone got stolen from my trailer."
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"I don't even really know how I feel about it for sure."
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"Ooh, then you're going to need to stall big-time."
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"But first, the comedic stylings of Mr. Howie Mandel!"
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"- Okay, okay, okay. - Ow. Ooh!"
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"- You're gonna break the Minion. - Don't break the Minion."
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"I can't hear you!"
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"Oh, oh, okay."
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"that we've reopened."
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"What else? Parking spots."
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"I heard about your living situation"
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"We are gonna lock this place down!"
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"Dear lord Jesus, in your infinite power and compassion,"
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"- Are we cloud one? - No."
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"What..."
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"I love you, Jeff! I didn't want to die"
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"Hey! Sandra! Sandra!"
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"What's the..."
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"What's the meaning of..."
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"The tornado leveled the whole building, so..."
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"Yeah, so anyway, everything I own is gone,"
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"Emma. How's... how's Emma?"
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"Uh..."
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