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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Grand Re-Opening (S03E03)

"Everybody stay inside!"
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"And why did it stop when I prayed to Allah?"
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"- And why... - Ah!"
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"Sorry. I almost fell."
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"Does that mean that Allah is the one true god?"
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"Okay, then."
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"What was that, a 20-minute walk?"
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"23."
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"Wow, that's really bad luck."
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"So in a way, you're officially trailer trash now?"
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"Well, I am living in a trailer, so..."
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"then yes, I do have a second bedroom,"
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"Back at it, huh?"
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"Do we have to?"
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"if you don't need to."
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"Great. Yeah, no, I don't need to either."
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"No, yeah. Same. Same..."
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"Same, same. Just, uh, you know."
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"Hang out!"
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"Okay. Thanks. I will."
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"Yes! He could've said "The grand opening,"
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"Attention, employee..."
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"It's not something that can be accomplished."
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"blow that bad boy up life-sized,"
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"than slow and good."
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"we're gonna prioritize speed."
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"Okay. I'm... I'm prioritizing both."
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"Forget it. Just make the place"
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"look as good as possible before Jeff gets here."
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"How about slow and bad?"
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"Ugh."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"What in the name of God is "Lego Ninjago?""
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"You're going to need to come back at 3:00."
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"I'm not a customer. I'm Howie."
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"I'm Howie Mandel."
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""America's Got Talent"?"
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"Leave the shelf where it is."
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"Not today, Earl."
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"Maybe he didn't get the message."
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"Maybe he couldn't hear you over the tornado."
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"Well, I don't even know if I want him to have heard me."
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"- It's complicated. - Mm."
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"Maybe we could do a test in front of one of those big fans"
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"God, that's an amazing idea!"
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"Oh, hey, listen."
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"That's really nice, Marcus. Thank you."
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"Partying hard."
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"as in there's... there's two of us"
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"No."
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"Garrett, I'm not a child."
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"Yeah. It's preposterous."
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"but the kid was murdered or kidnapped,"
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"Nobody knows where Brett is!"
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"Sorry, no, I... no."
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"This is the worst."
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"I love you!"
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"Okay, man."
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"Listen, uh..."
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"You're being serious?"
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"Friends don't sit in a car for 43 minutes in complete silence."
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"Is that the conversation you want to have?"
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"That's tight."
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"Different."
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"Okay."
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"Thank you, Glenn. That was beautiful."
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"Let's cut that ribbon and check it out!"
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"6:22. 6:21."
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"When you get to hour two, minute twelve,"
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"- Here you go. You stand still! - Ow!"
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"No."
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"Can I?"
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"Ah! I'm gonna fall."
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"Get thirsty, amigos."
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"I'm sure you're all very excited"
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"'cause it's just a store."
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""badabadbadaba," that's almost racist."
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"Banana. Banana."
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"We woke up the morning after the tornado, and realized"
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"didn't mean that we should stay married."
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"Uh..."
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"- Are you blushing? - Big-time, yeah."
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"It's Chad."
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"but in a scary way."
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"All right. You can stay with me."
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"Really? Are you... are you sure?"
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"but whatever."
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"Oh, okay."
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"No cooking fish."
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"I do not like fragrant soaps,"
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"has issued a heightened tornado watch."
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"please save us!"
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"Dear Allah, in your infinite power and compassion,"
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"please save us from destruction."
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"Thank you for being there for me"
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"and for keeping me calm."
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"Of course."
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"Anytime."
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"I hope you all had an amazing vacation."
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"By "vacation," you mean the two months"
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"we were laid off without pay?"
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"Uh-huh. Anyways,"
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"I've been doing a lot of soul-searching"
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"- since the tornado, and... - Coming through!"
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"Almost got me there. And... and it's been raising"
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"some big questions for me. Questions like..."
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"Questions that..."
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"Why did the tornado hit us?"
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"Or that Allah and Jesus are the same god?"
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"Or... or that they're different gods,"
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"but with varying responsibilities?"
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"So that's what I've been thinking about."
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"Anyone else have thoughts on that?"
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"Let's get to work!"
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"Remember, single file when we cross the highway."
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"Yeah, it... well, it wasn't just my apartment."
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"Scary. Were you in it at the time?"
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"No, I was... here, at the time."
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"Oh, right. Blonde moment."
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