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Clips from Three's Company - Chrissy's Date (S02E02)

"Like this. [ Slobbering ]"
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"It's a dictatorship, Helen."
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"I tell you, we're living in a police state."
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"Well, all they're doing is putting a parking meter in front of our house."
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"It's gonna cost me a fortune to park outside my own front door."
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"Two beers, Joe. And I'll have a gin on the rocks."
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"I gotta run outside and put a quarter in that meter every two hours."
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"So why don't you give the car away? Give it away?"
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"Are you kidding? That car is practically brand-new. It's an old lemon."
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"That car's a good buy for somebody. Ah, come on."
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"Who'd be dumb enough to wanna buy... Jack!"
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"Look who's here, Helen. It's Jack."
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"Hi, kids. Oh, hi, Mr. Roper."
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"Well, gee, how nice. Oh, that's-that's nice. Thank you."
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"Want to buy a car?"
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"Your car? You mean that white and red Chevy?"
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"It's a white Chevy. The red is rust."
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"That car runs along very quietly."
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"Yes. I've seen Mrs. Roper pushing it."
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"- It hardly uses any gas. - That's 'cause I'm always pushing it."
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"You didn't pay for the drinks, Stanley."
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"Yeah, okay. Listen. Think it over."
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"If you wanna look at it, it's parked right outside. Don't buy it."
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"If it runs over a cigarette butt, the hubcaps fall off."
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"Gee, speaking of cars, I sure like that Maserati Lloyd drove up in."
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"Oh, Lloyd Cross. Yeah, I saw him getting out of it a little while ago."
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"Well, I've met him once or twice, but I know his wife."
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"His wife?"
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"My! These ice cubes seem to have soaked up all my gin."
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"I better get a refill."
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"Does Chrissy know he's married?"
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"Of course not."
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"I got him sold, Helen."
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"Lovely."
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"Nice, full body."
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"Gorgeous color."
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"Yes, good wine."
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"That too."
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"Tell me about yourself."
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"[ Chuckles ] Why?"
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"Well, I just think that we ought to get to know each other better."
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"Well, I know an incredibly quick way to do that."
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"Uh, what are your hopes, your ambitions?"
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"Well... I mean your other hopes and your other ambitions."
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"Well, if I'm gonna do all that talking,"
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"I've got to warm up my lips first."
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"It's all right. Hey, don't stop what you're doing on our account."
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"Just pretend we're not here."
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"What are you doing here? It is only 9:30!"
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"Yeah, but Janet thought of a great word she can use."
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"Oh, I can think of a few myself."
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"It's a crossword game, and you make words out of..."
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"Well, it's been half of a lovely evening."
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"Oh, my. Are you leaving so soon?"
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"Awww! Awww!"
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"I am sorry."
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"That's okay. I was hoping to get to bed early anyway."
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"We know."
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"How about having dinner with me tomorrow night?"
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"I'd love to. I'll pick you up at 7:00."
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"No. Why don't we meet at the Regal Beagle?"
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"Okay. I'll see you then. Good night."
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"Good night."
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"I don't wanna hear your explanations!"
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"But it better be good, because I won't believe a word of it!"
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"He's married, Chrissy."
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"Oh, I thought you were my friends, but..."
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"He's married?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, I don't believe you."
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"Believe it, Chrissy."
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"Oh, hi. Hello, Lloyd. Sorry I'm late."
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"[ Groans ] Oh, I'm sorry!"
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"Well, how are you? Fine."
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"Look, uh, Chrissy, I'm sorry about last night."
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"But I'm just not that crazy about Scrabble."
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"That's a shame."
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"You know, Jack came up with a very interesting word just after you left."
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"Really? Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, uh, two glasses of the burgundy and a large napkin."
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"Yes. You know, maybe after dinner we could go back to your place?"
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"Of course we could! We could?"
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"Except that it's being redecorated."
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"[ Sighs ] I thought it might be."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Oh, my! Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, oh, that's okay. I was wet already."
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"Well, uh, try not to spill this one on me, huh?"
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"[ Chuckles ] What time is it?"
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"It's a half... [ Groans ]"
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"Uh, time for another drink. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Uh, Chrissy, I... I don't think I mentioned it last night,"
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"but I have to go to San Francisco this weekend on a business conference."
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"But my secretary got the flu, see?"
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"And, well, I really need somebody there with me to, uh, take notes and..."
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"Purely business, of course."
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"I'd be frightened to sleep all by myself."
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"I wouldn't think of... I beg your pardon?"
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"Well, couldn't we have rooms next to each other,"
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"with a connecting door?"
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"Yeah. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Well, here's to our wonderful weekend together."
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"What's that, darling?"
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"You're married, darling."
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"Here you go."
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"Are you all right?"
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"No. I was just thinking about poor Chrissy."
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"You know, married men should be forced to wear a ring."
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"That wouldn't help. They could always take it off."
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"Not if it's through their nose."
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"Mmm! Delicious! What is this?"
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"Hi."
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"You're back early."
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"What did Lloyd do when you told him you knew he was married?"
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"But first he told me something that I didn't know."
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"What was that? He's divorced."
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"- Divorced? - Yes, for over a year."
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"[ Nervous Chuckle ]"
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"Excuse me while I go change into a clean face."
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"Oh, gee, Chrissy, I'm sorry. We didn't know."
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