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Clips from Three's Company - Chrissy's Date (S02E02)

"Oh, that's all right. As long as everything turned out okay."
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"You don't mind that he was married before?"
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"Why should I? We've got a second-hand radio, but it still makes beautiful music."
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"Yeah, but it takes a long time to warm up."
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"Well, he doesn't. Okay. Good."
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"Chrissy, I'm sorry. I promise I won't knock Lloyd anymore."
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"Good, because I'm going away with him for the weekend."
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"I'm gonna knock him flat on his face."
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"It's only for a business conference."
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"You believe that? Yes. He needs a secretary."
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"I need some fresh air."
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"Look, Chrissy, you know that I don't like to interfere..."
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"- Then don't. - Okay."
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"You are too trusting, you know?"
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"What is all this business nonsense he's giving you? You can't believe that."
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"It is going to be nothing but work."
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"Besides, even if it isn't, that's my affair."
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"I-I mean, I don't mean affair."
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"I mean, it is my problem."
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"I don't mean problem either. I mean that it's ju... I mean..."
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"♪ Yum-pum-pum-pum-pum Pum-pum-pum-pum ♪"
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"♪ Yum-pum-pum, yum-pum-pum Yum-pum-pum-pum... ♪♪ Helen. Helen!"
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"Will you finish your drink? Let's go home."
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"What's your rush? What can we do at home we can't do here?"
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"We could play Monopoly."
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"Ohhh. I consider Monopoly a very interesting game."
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"Yeah, I know. You brought it along on our honeymoon."
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"I thought it would help kill time."
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"We were on our honeymoon for two weeks,"
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"and you didn't pass "go" once."
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"If you wanna fight, Helen, we could fight louder at home."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Stanley."
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"Hey, Stanley, you notice anything different about me tonight?"
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"Not around the mouth."
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"Ah, come on, Stanley. Hey, come on. Look at me."
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"Yeah. It's perfect on you."
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"Oh, do you really think so?"
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"Yeah. It hides your knees."
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"I'll have a beer, please."
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"Oh, Jack, I don't wanna push you, but a lot of people are considering my car."
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"Including a couple of junk dealers."
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"Will you stop it, Helen? It's really a very good little car."
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"It's a cat's watering hole."
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"Don't pay any attention to her."
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"Listen. Drive the car around the block a couple of times."
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"I want you to see how smooth it runs."
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"You might have a little trouble finding the hand brake."
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"Why? It's in the glove compartment."
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"That's only to prevent it from being stolen. [ Sneers ]"
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"Hey, why didn't you bring the girls with you?"
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"Well, Chrissy's upset with me right now. Oh?"
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"Actually, Mrs. Roper, it's kind of your fault. My fault?"
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"Well, yeah. You told me Lloyd Cross was married,"
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"but you didn't tell me he got divorced."
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"Divorced?"
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"All right. All right, Chrissy."
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"But suppose... now just suppose... that it's not all work."
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"I mean, what if he expects a little overtime? What'll you do then?"
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"[ Chuckles ] Why does everyone always expect the worst?"
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"'Cause it's more fun that way."
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"All the time that we've been going together,"
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"Lloyd has never even laid a finger on me."
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"Oh, Chrissy, that doesn't mean anything. You remember Jerry Divucci."
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"The first time I went out with him, all he did was shake my hand."
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"The second time, a little peck on the cheek."
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"Third time, he said he wanted to get to know the real me."
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"I said fine, so he started to rip off my clothes."
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"Chrissy, about Lloyd..."
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"One more word, and I will stick this umbrella up your pants and open it."
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"I was just wondering when you were leaving for the weekend."
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"Tomorrow morning. Good. Then you can take a ride with me in Roper's car."
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"Huh? I want you to tell me what you think of it."
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"Besides, if nobody's sitting next to me, the car tilts sideways."
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"Oh."
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"Why are you bringing me here?"
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"I heard this house was for sale and thought we oughta take a look at it."
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"Are you crazy? Where are we gonna get money to buy a house?"
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"Mrs. Cross? Yes."
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"We heard about the house. I know it's late, but..."
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"Oh, that's all right. Come on in."
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"Mrs. Cross? Mrs. Lloyd Cross. That's his wife."
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"Did the real estate agent send you?"
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"No, but I heard about it from Mrs. Roper."
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"Oh, Helen. That's nice."
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"Oh, please excuse the mess. I'm packing for my husband."
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"He's going to San Francisco on a business trip."
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"Uh, it's quite a large place."
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"My husband redecorated it all by himself."
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"- San Francisco, huh? - No, the house."
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"Well, I-I think we've seen all we have to."
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"Oh, but you haven't seen the rest... the master bedroom, the children's bedroom..."
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"- You have children. - Just two."
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"Oh, don't worry. We'll be taking them with us."
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"Two children?"
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"Well, two and a quarter, really. That's why we need a bigger place."
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"- Do you feel all right? - I'm fine."
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"Do you want some coffee? I just made a pot."
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"I'm sorry I had to do it this way, Chrissy,"
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"but if I hadn't brought you, would you have believed me?"
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"I was nearly the other woman."
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"[ Lloyd ] Darling, how are you coming with the packing?"
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"Almost finished. Honey, there's a young couple here to see the house."
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"Oh, wonderful. I want to see who..."
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"Uh, this is my husband Lloyd, and this is..."
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"- Uh, Jack. - Oh, Jack."
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"And, uh... Chrissy."
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"Chrissy. Uh, Jack and Chrissy."
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"Well, uh, uh, hello there."
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"Your wife tells us you're going to San Francisco."
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"Oh. I usually go along to take notes,"
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"but this time he's got a temporary."
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"A temporary what?"
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"Uh, uh... You know, you look very familiar."
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"Oh, you know, I have that kind of a face."
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"You know, it's a very, uh, ordinary face."
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"You've probably seen hundreds like 'em. [ Nervous Chuckling ]"
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"Yes, it's very common."
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"Now, about the house. Um..."
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"[ No Audible Dialogue ]"
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"Do you two know each other?"
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